Late for Mean Girls Day, but here are the Late Mean Girls (bc they're undead badum-tish)

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Late for Mean Girls Day, but here are the Late Mean Girls (bc they're undead badum-tish)
500 eyes burgers and fries
familiar au: in which Nina gets to grow up, too, and Ed searches diligently for a way to fix everything. you deserved better, and this time Ed makes sure you get it.
OH MY GOD WHY WOULD U DO THIS
Commission for @bettersafethandicks!!
I had so much fun drawing this… my roomie and I would just randomly bust out laughing. Thank you so much for your support my dude! I hope you aced that O-Chem test.
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Also since your blog gives me life, here’s a little bonus I doodled at work:
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greed for your soul bonus:
*slams hands down on table* LET THE CAT BECOME BNEI MITZVAH
more of this stuff. I promise I’m almost done…!
me, naked in the woods at midnight, swinging a big chain around: the first fullmetal alchemist anime is not only good, it's superior to fma: brotherhood. it makes much better use of the medium and the story it tells, while not as balanced, is ultimately more nuanced and more satisfying. furthermore, revealing the homunculi as failed human resurrections is brilliant and makes the inciting incident of the story that much more resonant
the Goatman: Can you please leave? I'm trying to scare some teens.
685: Tailypo
Reason to lock your bedroom door at night.
Requested by Anonymous
Chilling Tales Narration
I don’t need to explain myself to you.
Hey. I need a dollar a month from you and 300 of your closest friends.
It is to help me pay my mortgage. In return, I will give you something special.
Look, I’m already on my knees begging. Let’s not make it weird here.
I already had to stop taking meds. Special meds. Girly meds. I couldn’t afford them. I eat once a day. I have lights that are only on when I need them, and I do everything I can to keep my costs down.
I am job hunting, but I’m 52, a woman, trans, bisexual, and I haven’t been in the job market for about 10 years, although I’ve done direct service to over 5000 trans people and indirect services to far more over that same decade. I’ve written extensively on trans experiences, oppression, homelessness, substance abuse, and more, and had my husband not died on me I’d still be doing all of that.
I’m writing a story. It is about heroes facing an enormous evil, saving the world, girls with guns, people like the orange guy getting what they deserve, and women surviving hardship in a way that might make Angeline Jolie jealous.
It features a cast of five central characters who are European, African, Asian, Native, and Latina. There is one lesbian, two bi girls, one straight girl, and an asexual girl.
There is a sorority.
Hey. I told you. Don’t make this weird.
It’s a good story. Really. You’ll like it. It is fun to read. It will make you laugh. It will make you want to get a big ole staff.
It will entertain you.
But I need a dollar a month from 300 people to keep my home.
I’ve tugged on your heart strings and you gotta wonder if this is worth it.
It is. You see, I’ve given away a third of the book for free. The first ten chapters. You can read them yourself. Right now.
https://www.patreon.com/file?h=8736386&i=952729
if that doesn’t work, try this one:
http://www.dyssonance.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/ContraMagica_10_Free_Final.pdf
Please do. Come back and tell me how terrible it is if you must, but do try and add some constructive criticism. Like a lot of authors, I’m writing to survive. It’s like Edgar Rice Burroughs. That kind of thing.
But if you don’t like it, spread the word. Tell your friends. Please! I really am only asking for a little bit. And I need to reach as many people as possible.
Let them read the chapters. Then see if they will spread the word.
Because I need 300 people to go here and become patrons. Like in the olden days. Da Vinci and all that.
https://www.patreon.com/dyssonance
Now, if you wanna make it weird, you can. But it’ll cost ya 25,000 dollars, and you’ll have a kept girlfriend after about six months.
But this is cheaper. And I can get off my knees and keep my house.
Have to talk my lienholder today.
He’s gonna make it hard.
Help!
Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?
Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!
The United States Government:
(Watch how many people don’t get this.)
#raises hand #i dont understand #please explain?
In order for disabled people to receive any sort of financial assistant for their housing, food, bills, medical supplies, etc., they cannot ever have more than $2,000 of resources to their name. Ever.
It doesn’t matter what it’s for.
You’re saving up for a new wheelchair?
For college?
To put a downpayment on a house?
Hell man, you just happen to budget for once in your life so that you can have some extra money in case something bad happens?
Your benefits immediately get cut off if you’re a cent over $2,000.
And, even worse, you usually end up having to pay back every dollar the government gave you that month.
So say you get $400. If they find out you’re twenty dollars over the resource limit, you have to give them all $400 back and you undergo an investigation of your funds to see if you will continue getting money.
“What if I spend the money that day?”
Doesn’t matter. In fact, from what I can tell, people who do this are actually put under investigation for fraud.
And yes, this system literally kills people.
I know we’re all pretty down rn so here, have some cute pics of svalbard reindeer
it’s the smallest subspecies of reindeer on the planet and it loves you
the svalbard reindeer is also the northernmost herbivore in the world, and during winter they survive an average of −16°C (3°F) weather
look at those small fluffy ears and kind eyes, the reindeer is cheering you all on to stay strong in these trying times
just like the arctic winter, this too shall pass
the svaldbard reindeer proves that even under the most extreme of circumstances, life finds a way. so please, please keep on fighting
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pretty poison | batman the animated series
he would tho
bonus;