boop boop

old & tired nb aroace I draw things sometimes.

[dailyalastor]

[bombsights]

and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)

[wowwforever]

how could you post all this and not include that Matt Hilton (bee guy) got a baseball card out of this event

[sexuallyfrustratedavocado]

everyone talks about how strong and great Aragorn was for refusing the ring when Frodo offered it to him as if this man has not spent his entire life dodging leadership and responsibilities like bullets in the matrix 🙄

[lesspopped]

[batwynn]

⭐️ URGENT ICON ART SALE! $10-$20⭐️

Hello! I’m in a bind because I need to move my stuff and my cats 200+ miles in the next 2 weeks and they jacked up the rental prices + gas prices way more than I can afford. I literally have 0 dollars after bills this month, the job I thought I had is something that’s not off the ground yet, and I have not a drop of credit left.

Soo I really could use some commissions, if anyone is looking! Base price is $10 for one character and $20 for 2 or a very detailed piece.

(Some examples of icon art I’ve done in the past)

I will 100% do my best to get these done before the start of the move, but I will be upfront with you if I feel that I am running out of time and need to pause until later this month.

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[breadcroww]

i offer you widescreen vox courtesy of my friend who implanted this stupid idea in my head

[himitsu-png]

[bpzau-art]

born to be a serial killer forced to be a girldad

[notherpuppet]

Important data collection regarding how you view Alastor

Twink

Twunk

Hunk

Voting ended onMar 13

Edit: to clarify the terms to inform voters

Twink - a man with a youthful, slender physique

Hunk - a man with a larger, muscular physique

Twunk - somewhere in-between twink and hunk

[batwynn]

I finally got around to re-drawing this elf lady that I first drew 19 years ago??! 😟 I’ve been meaning to since at least 2015, but never got around to it.

As you can probably tell, teenage me was very into the different CLAMP mangas and the long, stick-figure-esk style at the time.

A friend just noted that I am somehow continuing to make her more buff each time. I hope to someday reach her final form of a muscle elf lady who can bench press 4000000lbs.

[cosmicscuderia]

I cannot stress enough how important it is to have fandom friends who don’t hate your guy but their fav is someone else and their main ship is something else. It keeps your fandom environment biodiverse. It forces you to have some perspective.

[halcyoncyrus]

Liking a character who sucks is silly because yeah I hate him and yeah I want people to bully him and say mean things but if you say the Wrong mean thing I'm going to get defensive

[halcyoncyrus]

everything he does is his own fault but also some of that shit wasn't entirely his fault do you understand

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[blueboxfive]

Protestants are so fucking lame what do you mean the Pope threw a rave?

[cleolinda]

Watch: Pope Leo Goes Viral After Blessing the Dancefloor at Slovakian Rave

The Pope's surprise virtual sermon brought new meaning to having a "religious experience" at the rave.

[madelyn-mads74]

[creature-lala]

I finally escaped from the clutches of the rogues long enough to make some batfam doodles

The first drawing was inspired by this panel from fear state I think? Or the cowardly lot not sure

It was so cute I had to draw it hehe

[higharollakockamamie]

Next Time, on Omega P.I.

Even as the justice system reels from matingbitemark analysis being proven as a hoax, the case continues.

Detective: "What did you find at the scene?"

Officer: "Nothing but this glove."

Detective: (takes it and inhales deeply) "Tell the boys we're looking for bergamot, ginger, and..."

(Detective's eyes narrow)

Detective: "...something uniquely him."

[vroomvroombrrr]

The reason Alastor would be a bottom isn't because he's effeminate or likes bottoming, it's because in no way is his asexual ass going to bother putting in the effort into something he's indifferent about. Pillow princess ultimate except he's not getting off, he's just there to make fun of his partner

[ceausescue]

i think this is probably true of every office, but there's a middle aged woman working in business who doesn't hold any particular place in the chain of command but is Sovereign. i was running support and she has access to more secure network drives than i do. im pretty sure she has an admin account. i was having trouble with my parking pass and my boss just said to talk to kristen- one day later i had parking in any garage on campus. she's not even in charge of parking in our building

[maniculum]

This is also true of academia. In pretty much any department of the university — in my experience at least — there’s a person with a small-but-private office and an unassuming title (probably including a word like “secretary” or “assistant”), usually an older woman, and she actually runs the place. Faculty defer to her; department heads come and go, but Jill has been there for thirty years and knows how everything works, and she’s the person you go to if you want to get anything done. You’ll know her because when a professor directs you to her they won’t say “you need to talk to the Office of So-and-So because this falls under their purview”, but “you need to talk to Jill.” Her official job title is basically irrelevant because her actual role is acting as eminence grise for this whole operation.

I’ve personally had the experience where my advisor told me “you should do such-and-such certification, go talk to Jill,” and I went to talk to Jill & she said “actually you can’t do such-and-such because XYZ,” so I went back to my advisor to relay this, and he just kind of shrugged and was like, “well if Jill says no, then it can’t be done” and that was the end of it. Complete veto power, no higher authority to turn to, because the only reason Jill can’t do something is if it’s literally impossible.

Honestly there’s probably a whole dissertation about invisible labor and gender dynamics in there waiting to be written.

[the-sacred-now]

There's also something to be said here about "when Jill asks for a raise, fucking give it to her" because two of these women have left my workplace after being denied, like... $25 an hour or some low ass request? And the workplace has never, and will never, fully recover. But the lord high muckety-mucks who have surely ended up spending far more than that raise would have cost by losing them turn over way too often for them to even realize where the loss occured.