Hey guess who’s writing fics again
Shoutout to Mod Pencil/Chair for suggesting Trans Randy, Error, Nightmare, and Bobby
Also I may or may not have done one giant poly but hush
“EVERYONE TO THE KITCHEN!” Randy called, waiting patiently before hearing thundering footsteps from every corner of the house migrating towards him.
Eventually, the other inhabitants of the house all arrived to the kitchen (Error had walked normally unlike the others). Bobby and Nightmare were already raiding the fridge and began passing out the several paper bags stored within.
“Be careful out there.” Randy said, tossing a walkie talkie to Error, “Don’t want you guys getting caught.”
Bobby rolled her eyes, “Yeah whatever mom.”
Hacker chuckled, giving Randy a small kiss on the cheek before pushing Bobby lightly, “Calm down shorty, he’s just trying to keep us alive.”
Cross had to grab Bobby before she tried to attack Hacker. After managing to calm her down and grab his bag, he tore open a portal with his knife and gestured for the others to go through.
“If we’re not back in half an hour, assume we’ve been captured.” Nightmare said, giving Randy a hug before dashing through the portal.
Everyone took a chance to hug their tall boyfriend before also going through the portal to go screw Dream over.
As the portal closed Randy chuckled and turned back to the book he was reading, “Those idiots are too good for this world.”
“Everyone got their sandwiches?” Error asked.
A chorus of “Yup”s came from the others and he nodded before opening up his own portal that lead straight into JR.
“Now remember,” Nightmare said before any of them went through, “see any sign of Dream or a guard or something, tell everyone else so we can get out of there.”
“Got it, Mr. Leader.” Hacker said, hopping through the glitching portal.
Nightmare scoffed, “How rude. And here I thought you loved me.” and stepped through after the other.
After everyone was through, Error closed the portal. He pulled out the walkie talkie Randy had given him and clicked one of the buttons on it.
“Heya big guy,” He said, “we made it to the castle.”
After a moment, the walkie crackled and a distorted version of Randy’s voice came through, “Alright, I’ll set the timer. You guys be careful.”
“Will do!” Bobby shouted.
Randy chuckled, “Love you guys.” he said and the static stopped along with his voice.
“We got the materials?” Nightmare asked.
Cross set down the pack he was carrying and opened it, revealing multiple rolls of toilet paper, cans of spray paint, silly string, and other similar items.
He grinned, “Did you expect me to forget?”
“Now what kind of boyfriend do you think I am?” Nightmare shouted indignantly, “Of course I didn’t think you forgot all of it. But if you didn’t notice, you don’t have the speakers.”
Cross frowned and dug through the bag before cursing softly, “Well, guess you were right on that one.” he sighed and slung the pack back over his shoulder, “Whatever, I think we have enough stuff to get the job done anyways.”
“Well I know I can easily work with this if you guys can’t.” Bobby said with a shrug.
“Show off.” Hacker muttered, ruffling the others hair.
“Whatever computer boy.” Bobby responded, flicking Hacker lightly.
“Alright you idiots,” Error said, getting everyone’s attention, “time to go piss off the golden bucket of KFC.”
Ink groaned dramatically, standing up a stretching out his sore limbs.
“Wonder what happened this time.” He mumbled, tossing on his jacket before wandering towards the source of Dream’s very angry voice.
It didn’t take long for him to notice that something was wrong though. After a few moments of walking down the unnecessarily long halls, he heard a faint buzzing noise. He couldn’t tell if he was confused or distressed by the noise, which was also getting louder, but continued on anyways while slowly grabbing his brush.
“The heck-?” He muttered, spotting Dream standing in the hallway in front of him.
It was difficult to suppress a laugh upon seeing the other though. Dream looked very distressed to say the least. His wings were puffed up and he was somehow more stiff than usual. He was pacing around the area, obviously bothered by something when he spotted Ink.
He walked briskly over to the artist, “WHAT is that noise?!” he hissed.
Ink barely avoided bursting into laughter and managed to keep a somewhat straight face, “I’m… Not really sure. It seems to be coming from this area specifically.”
“I KNOW!” Dream shouted, causing Ink to jump in surprise, “It’s ESPECIALLY prominent in my office!” he ran his fingers through his hair, seeming to grow more distressed by the minute, “I just can’t figure out how!”
Ink slowly opened the door to Dream’s office and, sure enough, was suddenly overwhelmed by the intensity of the buzzing noise. He started poking around, trying to find the source of the sound before noticing something. He reached into a file on Dream’s desk and pulled out a small metal object. It was vibrating fast enough to make a buzzing sound and Ink could feel his hand start shaking when he picked it up. After examining the small object for a moment, he tossed it onto the floor and stomped on it, making sure to step on it a few more times and grind his heel into the shattered metal pieces for good measure.
“Found our culprit.” He said, pointing to the now unidentifiable device, “Pretty sure there’s still a bunch more though.”
Dream walked in quickly, still bristling from the sound, “Where did you find this… thing?”
Ink gestured at the file he had found it in and Dream frowned before picking it up and opening it. Ink watched as Dream’s face went from frustrated to confused and eventually, completely enraged. He practically screamed in annoyance, throwing the file at the ground.
He grabbed Ink by his scarf, “I want this castle turned upside down to find every. Last. One. Of these damned things or so help me I’m firing all of you.”
With that, the once calm and collected CEO stormed out of his office with a look that screamed murderous intent. Still recovering from the shock of being manhandled by his boss, Ink blinked a few times before picking up the file himself. He read through it and couldn’t help but burst out laughing when he finished.
I hope you enjoy the little gift we left you <3
-Nightmare, Hacker, Cross, Bobby, Error, and Randy
After managing to calm down, Ink just chuckled before tossing the file in the trash, “Holy cow, Dream is going to literally murder those guys.”
This took WAY longer than it should have to write oh my gOSH
Anyways, thanks to our lovely anon friends and @multi-fandoms-posts (Along with my fellow Crackhead Council members) for unintentionally making this prompt. Hope yalls enjoy this (Probably very ooc) thing <3
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