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A List Of Every PL/New Account For Holostars JP & EN

Hello fellow starmin, as we all know, things in the company are not going well for our boys. Half of JP is leaving and the EN boys are getting project funds instead of merch, and the higher-ups loooove merch sales.

Before the company implodes (not saying it's any time soon) I wanted to get a list together of every member's (some past and all present) pl/new accounts so that we can all continue to support them in the future! Thank you to the 2 awesome starmin who helped me find these accounts but didn't want to be credited, I couldn't have made this list without you!

Holostars JP:

Miyabi: From what I've been told, he will not return to streaming. Here's a link to his old youtube account just in case.

Izuru: His Utaite channel is here but hasn't had an upload in 4 years.

Aruran: His pl is Chanfabuchannel on youtube, he did some streams on that account half a year ago, so it's likely he'll go back to that account hopefully.

Rikka: His pl is here. Some people were surprised to find out he was a pretty popular Utaite back in the day. Highly recommend you go listen.

Astel: Edit: PL found with some help! He was just live 10 days ago on twitch!

Temma: He has returned to his pl on youtube and has been streaming games like Elden Ring, Amoung us, and Apex Legends!

Roberu: He's streamed a few times in the last year on this youtube channel.

Shien: I found this yt channel with a single short, he also seemed to post on this twitter account at the beginning of the year.

Oga: Holy shit he's an illustrator for 100% Orange Juice.

Fuma: He was apart of this now defunct vtuber group. I didn't find anything recent.

Uyu: So far, nothing has been found. :(

Gamma: He's been working on his own manga and posting funny shorts on this youtube channel!

Rio: It's not confirmed at the time of posting, but it seems that these twitter and youtube accounts under the name Yoriuta may be Rio's new persona.

Holostars EN:

Altare: He has streamed on his pl on and off for a while, check him out on twitch!

Axel: His pl yt channel has no content atm, but you never know.

Vesper: He's been regularly streaming as Randon Neuring/Randon the Orc on twitch and youtube.

Magni: Oh dude cracks knuckles get a load of this. He streams under his new vtuber pesona, Caspurr Catacini, on twitch and youtube. But, he also streams as Professor Lando on twitch and youtube where he talks about nsfw subjects in an entertaining way. But wait, there's more. He also runs a channel called Best In Jest alongside Commander Connor aka Bettel.

Bettel: As stated above, his pl is Commander Connor on twitch but he he's also apart of Best In Jest alongside Lando aka Magni. As for the twitch channel, if you don't use twitch, there's this fan archive channel that seems to be consistent.

Flayon: He has a youtube and twitch account under the name Ais Riale, a cute dog boy vtuber, but these accounts haven't been used in 3 years.

Hakka: He's posted a few covers on his Utaite channel in the past year. Go check it out!

Shinri: He's streamed on this twitch channel in the past month, he also has a youtube channel.

Jurard: We all know this guy is gonna sink with the ship, but when it does sink, we can hopefully find him on this youtube account.

Goldbullet: He streamed on his twitch pl, SuperKrazyBones, 2 months ago. He also has a vod channel on youtube.

Octavio: He's back to making music and doing covers on his yt pl, Karol Sol! Check it out!!

Ruze: He's been on his pl, Liminal Lark, on and off for quite some time. 10/10 would recommend his chill af streams. He has a youtube and twitch.

I hope to eventually update this if anything is found for Fuma/Rio/Uyu/Miyabi or anyone else. Let's support the boys no matter what happens!

Sorry for the tag spam, I want to make sure everyone can find their oshi!

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Imagine eldritch!Arthur getting summoned by Parker, who while on a case, pissed off like- Lilith, or whoever, and Parker is trying to find some form of protection from said god he pissed off—

And Arthur just have to go like ‘I really wish I could help you but like- I don’t have shit on them. I do music, not miracles. Well- I do sometimes do miracles, but not those kinda miracles. Best I can do is like, take you as one of my followers and that might deter them? And possibly put in a good word for you.’

Also here have my eldritch Arthur I forgot to post him earlier.

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Does he date hastur?

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Worse. They’re sworn enemies with homoerotic tension that’s palpable every time they’re within 100 meters of each other.

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Ooooo enemies/rivals to lovers, but make it eldritch and add a stupidly high human body count.

We already knew Hastur had a thing for artists and musicians.

It's a very good thing that Arthur is able to play music as good as he is (since I'd assume a LOT of their followers/victims(?)/devotees are, like, the same general types of people)

...Okay, but IMAGINE this AU's Faroe.

Would she be eldritch? Would she have died? Is her favor why Arthur is so chill with/willing to protect Parker? I need ANSWERS.

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Good news I did make her as soon as I had Arthur figured out.

My working idea is that Arthur had a fling with some random person (sentient, but not necessarily human.) and then he woke up and boom he had a child

Also Arthur considers himself a ‘sponsor’ to all of his followers/devotees, instead of their god.

They do music, and he helps them do it well, and pulls some strings to keep them in business.

I like to think he thinks of himself as a very moral and ethical god, but then smites people for pissing him off or annoying his followers, without batting an eye.

Moral code for thee, but not for He, basically.

He’s basically The guy to go to if you want music that will actually impress a higher planar crowd like the great old ones and the outer gods.

Faroe is, herself, a very, very, very young god. Like, the god equivalent of a baby. Maybe a century or so old. Arthur is probably only a few dozen millennia old himself.

Hasturs stuff looking like a cheep knockoff compared to Arthur’s- ohhhh the rivalry kicks off the moment everyone hears Arthur’s music

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EXACTLY.

Faroe is 1000% a baby eldritch god, but I think she'd be the most curious thing ever

...Okay, but IMAGINE if she were to just hang around with "Uncle Parker" and fall in love with the detective/investigate-y stuff and THAT was what she started really focusing on.

An incomprehensible eldritch being, FAR beyond mortal comprehension, with centuries of knowledge and wisdom... and she hangs out with investigators and autistic college kids, because they're curious and she wants to see what they find.

Just, imagine.

Bonus points if she has a thing for astronomers, specifically - what with the King in Yellow being an outer god and connected to dreams, *and* what little we know from Threshold (from Dead Man's Mouthpiece, specifically).

Oh my word, do you think she tries setting Hastur and Artie up??

"Hmm.. oh, is this like in those stories my dad likes? My dad seems to really enjoy screwing with this guy's head - and the feeling *is* mutual. Hmmm... oh, fighting could totally count as *bonding,* right? A kind of- a kind of "meet me on the battlefield" sorta rivalry-romance thing, like in some of those romance stories? Hmmmmm, might have to try something with that..."

Or, conversely

"Hey, uncle Peter. I'm trying to set my dad up with somebody, but I'm not sure it's working."

"Your... dad."

"Yes."

"Arthur?"

"Yes."

"...*Arthur?*"

"Yes?"

"I... okay, kid, shoot. Elaborate. I'll see what I can do to, ah... help you out?"

"*pleased eldritch child, proceeds to rant at him about her (currently FAILING) attempts to make the Yaoi work and try to brainstorm some solutions*"

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She’s absolutely an incredibly curious creature just like Arthur.

Imagine Parker viewing Arthur as like- an unflappable, higher being, who is completely uncaring towards humanity besides entertainment or something along those lines, and then Faroe sees him as the opposite

Parker watching Arthur flip out because he’s been trying to get a specific melody down on the piano for like 30 minutes and he keeps messing up the same note every time-

Faroe cackling when Arthur literally just sends the entire piano into an eldritch magic version of a black hole and Parker looking mildly terrified

I fear the only yaoi Arthur is going to be indulging in is gunna be with Parker and not The King in Yellow. It’s going to take so, so much to get those two to even consider kissing, even tho they both want to and probably should

Oh the amount of drama and gossip that’s gunna be circulating-

IMAGINE THE PPL OF CARCOSA GOSSIPING ABOUT ‘the kings new ‘rival’ and how they’re so focused on each other and keep trying to one up the other- and then Faroe making situations where they have to work together so they can bond and eventually kiss-

The slow burn is gunna be so good

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh this is gunna be the most peak shit ever

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They're each the therapist that the other is too stubbornly prideful to hire.

Any angst or problems that John/The King and Arthur need to work through, they work through via insults and petty squabbling with each other. It's not using a punching bag or something - they just get *really* into scheming and plots and stealing each other's recently-converted cultists.

"Wh- HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH HIM?!"

"What's the matter, Arthur? Upset you can't make music as perfectly as me and my followrs?"

"Oh, making *music.* Is *that* what you call that discordant cacophony? It's almost as madness-inducing as your *appearance.*"

"Madness inducing? I'll take that as a *compliment.*"

"It wasn't intended to be one. Honestly, a *musician?* With *your hands?* You can't even *whistle,* for pity's sake."

"At least I wasn't stupid enough to wake up with a kid after one stupid night."

" >:0 Faroe is INCREDIBLE! You take that back you- you-...!"

" B) Cat got your tongue?"

"At least I'm not so ugly as to drive half my followers *insane* just by *looking upon me.*"

"Thats because you're weak and ugly *on top of* being stupid. You're no catch, Arthur."

"Maybe not, but it seems I'm still far more attractive to the mortal minds than you. :) "

" >:0 "

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Arthur smugly looking at Hastur from Parker’s arms, Parker being incredibly confused as to what’s happening, while Faroe is just giving him thumbs up from some bushes-

‘You wish you had a kid! Then maybe you’d have someone that’d actually love you!’ Arthur says, while holding Faroe like the precious baby she is

Hastur probably tries to nab Parker once and then Arthur pulls out the eldritch equivalent of a fucking flamethrower and sends the guy running for the nearest body of water to put it out.

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"Excuse me that is my daughter's surrogate uncle. I don't know why she's imprinted on him so much. But she has. And you're going to leave him WELL ENOUGH ALONE."

Or, conversely

"Hey would you mind scaring off that Lilth-woman-owl-thing? Nyarlothotep's kid? Get her off Parker's back and we can see about a split-custody arrangement for the mortal or... something. Look, my daughter adores him, so I can't just *let you take him,* but like... I figure, you help me help him and let Faroe keep visiting with him (which would require some amount of influence from me, obviously), *maybe* I'll leave him *mostly* to you? Yeah, yeah, I know it's not really something we do- oh, come ON. LOOK AT FAROE'S LITTLE *FACE.* *LOOK AT IT, HASTUR.* HOW CAN YOU SAY "NO" TO THAT.

HASTUR.

HASTUR, PLEASE."

"...I like hearing you ask for things nicely. Say that again."

"What- *please?*"

"Yes. Like you mean it."

"You're really going to make me beg for this."

"Yes. :) "

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“Y’know what? Nevermind. You don’t get any custody of my kids uncle. I’ll deal with Lilith myself!”

And then his fails spectacularly at trying to get Lilith to go away, and gets stuck in a lighter for good while and Hastur is like ‘fuck I miss Arthur…’

And then Arthur comes back thoroughly no longer willing to deal with Lilith or her dad.

If Parker dies, Arthur is just gunna bring him back and put him in the body of something that isn’t gunna die of old age so they don’t have to worry about that

ALSO ARTHUR HOLDING FAROE UP TO HASTUR WITH HER LIL ELDRITCH PUPPY-DOG EYES OH THAT MENTAL IMAGE

I am gunna draw that

Arthur being Arthur is so gunna have a target on his back because he keeps pissing things off and the only thing stopping people from messing with him is Hastur and Faroe desperately trying to placate, or threaten other gods into leaving him alone.

Also Hastur making Arthur ask for things nicely- oh you genius. The Yaoi is blossoming perfectly

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Yknow, whenever the heck they DO get together... I can't help but feel like Arthur would regularly have won the battles, but John/The King lost the war.

Arthur snagged a pile of musicians out from under The King, but The King in Yellow got a date with *THE pianist.* How long do you think it takes Arthur to compose something for John (hate-fueled or affectionate)?

...We also agree that, once the yaoi DOES happen, they're the "light comedy duo who gets divorced and remarried every other weekend" that they are in canon, right?

There's no way they're ever gonna quit beefing with each other. They'll take breaks and it might be more akin to *banter* than actual *fighting,* but like... they're gonna keep arguing. But now, there's *kids* (devotees) involved in the divorces.

Also, after Lilith beats the SNOT out of him, was it a three way effort to nurse him back to health (Parker, John/KiY, and Faroe)? Or is it just that he kinda takes a break and Parker hangs out with Faroe more than Arthur for awhile?

...Bonus points if Artie and John/KiY get possessive over their "archnemesis" while they're still enemies. "What do you MEAN you got hurt fighting someone else?? WHO??? Ohhhh nonono. You shut up. I'll be riiiiiight back. I said shut UP, you moron. I'm going off to hurt someone ELSE, because it's poor manners to attack someone who is *half DEAD ANYWAYS.* Honestly, who the-... I'm sorry, you were *caught unawares?* You? I- ohhhh.

...I will be. RIGHT. Back. Hey, no. Shut it. Its no fun to beat an aready vanquished foe. So hurry up and get *better,* would you? I'm stealing as *many* of your followers as I can, while you're like this, so you'd best speed things up a bit. No, no, shut up. I'm going off to get the payback YOUR INJURIES *DENIED ME.*"

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They will never stop arguing and bantering and nothing can stop them from doing so even death.

Them constantly fighting over musicians and talented people and then KiY getting the most talented pianist Arthur fucking Lester, as a partner, is not lost on KiY, but it might be lost on Arthur, which is significantly funnier, cuz it probably takes Arthur a while to realize that.

They’re going to threaten divorce but as soon as the divorce papers come out Hastur is going to shred them and then hold Arthur tightly and refuse to let go for several hours

It was probably just Hastur helping Arthur after he gets his teeth metaphorically kicked in, because while he loves to make fun of Arthur, he’s not going to let anyone know he got beat up by anyone besides Hastur. Parker and Faroe are just hanging out in the meantime thinking that Arthur and Hastur finally went on that honeymoon-

Arthur scolding Hastur for getting into a fight and losing, teasing him a bit about it, then being really snippy for a while, And then coming back, covered in some other gods blood, all smiles, because he beat the shit outta the guy who hurt his archnemesis.

Also yes Hastur being the one to be openly ‘nah nah nah, this is my guy. Fuck off.’ And ‘now I can’t beat him up cuz you did it first and now I have to kill you about it’ will never not be funny to me

Omg imagine Arthur like- half delirious while recovering, lounging around like a cat while Hastur ‘begrudgingly’ nurses him back to health, and Arthur is like ‘how dare you be fuckin’ pretty. I just wanna kiss you but yer so annoying it makes me wanna throw you into a wall and *then* kiss you’ and Hastur doesn’t know how to handle that confession and is like ‘you’re half dead. Shut up.’ While he’s red as a tomato and flustered AF

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Think that's when they start being closer (not friends - they're archenemies, even after they're married)? If/When Arthur goes and picks a fight way outside of his weight class and gets *suuuuuuuuuper* injured/beat up, with John/The King nursing him back to health behind the scenes?

...Do you think that's when John/The King in Yellow first starts describing things to him? When he's too injured to compose, but bored to death with just *sitting around?*

Oh my gosh do you think John/The King (occasionally) *reads* to him, while Arthur's getting better?

And Arthur just... laying there and smiling?

....Oh my gosh does John/The King get roped into *cuddles* by the half-dead composer?

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YES!!!! It’s honestly not a matter of if, it’s always a matter of when. Arthur is dumb like that.

Ohhhhhhhh absolutely. John/Hastur would absolutely love to read whatever poetry he’d been cooking up and get some constructive feedback from Arthur.

Hastur pointing out drama he sees happening and telling Arthur all about it and then they get to make fun of people together.

Oh Arthur being to injured to compose would send him into a spiral- cuz like, someone had to intentionally break his hands or arms to prevent him from doing the one thing he supposed to be able to do.

Omg Arthur and KiY cuddling, not realizing that they’ve gotten super close to one another while hanging out, and then they both separately realize, and pretend that they didn’t cuz they like it and don’t wanna stop. Plus, KiY can’t *really* push him away like that! He’s in such a fragile stateeeeee (he’s not that fragile you’re just gay and don’t wanna admit it)

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Okay, but can you IMAGINE the abject *PANIC AND TERROR* Hastur experiences, when he comes across *Arthur,* beaten to an incomprehensible eldritch *pulp?*

Would he even recognize Arthur immediately, if the guy was beaten badly enough that he couldn't even play piano anymore? Would it be his voice that gave him away or, like, the extra limbs?

Gosh, if he was injured badly enough that he couldn't compose, do you think Hastur (after realizing who he was) would freak out because of how dang close to DEAD Arthur was? Would he just *blank* for a minute because, come on, this is *the most obnoxiously musical being in existence.* How could he *not* be being a jingly, noisy, music-making *menace?* How was he just laying there, so *still*- OH GOOD LORD WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS ARMS IS HE DEAD OH CRAP HOW THE HECK is a guy supposed to heal a *god* is he *DEAD* ARTHUR DID YOU *DIE-*

Idk just the mental image of John/Hastur panicking while Arthur is laying on the ground bleeding badly lol

It just... happens. In every universe. No matter who or what they are, it happens.

Oh my gosh, Hastur panicking and holding Arthur's limp body before pulling some insane magical miracle healing out of ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE.

Hastur cradling this sad scrawny eldritch musician and *begging* him not to die and to just *be okay* because he *was not allowed to die.*

Hastur reminding Artie that Faroe and Parker still need him, in a *desperate* bid to keep Arthur conscious and keep him talking.

Heheheh John/Hastur watching over Arthur while he's unconscious for a MONTH because of his own reckless stupidity, but being even MORE scared because he'd always thought of Arthur as immortan and nigh-indestructable, but now he migjt just *die* and he'd never make music *again* and the last words John/Hastur might have ever heard him say were "sorry about the blood" or some form of "Hastur, please - help me" or something...

Can you tell I love angst, fanart, and crazy fanfics?

Poor Hastur's gonna have his hands full for a WHILE lol

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Arthur stumbling through the front door of TKiY’s palace through a half assed portal, which practically dropped his corpse unceremoniously at his archenemies doorstep, bleeding and mangled nearly beyond repair.

And he brokenly calls out Hastur’s name, before collapsing into a pile of ichor-soaked limbs as he crumples to the floor, half dead.

Just imagine this giant, grand hall, gilded and glittering with the light of a dozen suns, and on the floor is a mass of a half dead god, calling out to the one person they swore they’d never even consider asking aid from.

It is required that people panic over half dead Arthur.

WAIT. WHAT IF WHOEVER BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA ARTHUR INTENTIONALLY DROPPED HIM OFF AT HASTURS FRONT DOOR, and was like ‘you really need to keep better track of your boytoy banana split, he might just get himself killed while you’re not looking.’ and then disappear; and then Hastur is confused and then realizes and fucking panics because oh god what happened to Arthur

Hastur panicking, throwing every possible healing thing at Arthur, in a desperate attempt to keep him from dying, and it barely works, and the guy is in a coma for months, being checked on by KiY, and health constantly monitored.

Imagine Faroe and Parker having no idea? Imagine they jokingly ask Hastur like ‘hey do you know where Arthur/my dad went? He’s kinda nowhere to be found’ and then seeing Hastur has been fucking sobbing, hasn’t rested in weeks, and looks haggard as fuck, not realizing that the guy got dropped on his doorstep like a bloody rag, and left to die unless he did something.

Arthur probably tried to fight people on a far higher power level than him and got away with it, and this is the one time he didn’t manage to get away unscathed, and he regretted it immensely.

Oh Arthur being unrecognizable and Hastur looking over this corpse that got dropped off in his house really confused like ‘who’s fuckass dude is here’ not realizing it’s his fuckass dude.

Imagine whoever beat up Arthur showing up again when Arthur finally regains consciousness just to threaten Arthur and rub salt in the wound

I love making all my favorites suffer so much it’s my favorite.

Omg wait imagine Hastur walking in to check on Arthur one day and Arthur got been snatched while Hastur wasn’t looking. Ohhhhh the rampage he’d go on would be legendary

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OH MY GOSH THE PROTECTIVE RAMPAGE YES.

The confusion-turned-abject-TERROR when Hastur realizes who the ichor-soaked pulp that was dropped on his front porch is.

"Uhhhh who is - is? was? - this idiot lol"

"Hastur... F-Faroe...."

"Oh... OH CRAP THATS ***MY*** IDIOT CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP *CRAP-!* ARTHUR IF YOU DIE I WILL **NEVER** FORGIVE YOU."

"*just.. laying there, limp and unresponsive*"

"ARTHUR. ARTHUR, THINK OF THE *CHILDREN* ARTHUR. ARTHUR!"

"*just looking (and acting) like a genuine CORPSE, at this point*"

"...Arthur, please. Is that what you wanted to hear? "Please?" A polite ask? Please don't die, Arthur. Come on, you've... you've got so much to live for. Come on, Arthur, you're fine. You're *fine.* You'll be *just fine* you *absolute MORON.*"

Heh, think Hastur manages to get into some of Arthur's dreams? Yk, like the King did, back in Harper's Hill? Just... visit and chat with/talk at him?

How messed up is Hastur, just because of how *quiet and still* Arthur is, while he's recovering? The genial, *always noisy* (but, like, in a nice and musical way), always chatty, blind little idiot is just... still. And silent. For weeks/months on end.

Augh and the *relief* when Artie finally wakes up and starts talking again (even if he rlly can't move much for a LONG while).

Oh my gosh, Hastur having to LET Arthur go BACK to sleep or knock himself out or something because the pain is just *too much* and the guy *needs* to sleep, even though he was just unconscious for *months-* The sheer *pain and fear* of having to let Arthur go back to being a messed-up comatose *blob* for awhile again.

Okay, but hear me out: John/Hastur comforting a pained (potentially crying) Arthur. Oh my gosh, what if Arthur didn't realize where he was at first and woke up TERRIFIED and had to take a minute to calm down?

Can you IMAGINE the MUTUAL JOY (though, granted, Hastur probably hides it) when Arthur's able to get back to playing the piano again?

Oooooooooof, though. If the person who hurt Arthur came and *dragged him back for more pain,* while he was still with Hastur in recovery... yikes. Cue the terrified (and probably *reinjured*) pianist and his crazy protective/possessive arch-enemy.

Hastur hearing Arthur panicking from the other side of his palace and RUSHING to try and get to him, arriving JUST in time to watch the portal close behind his "musical nemesis" and whoever the heck he ticked off this time.

Oh my gosh, Faroe when Arthur (finally) gets back-

"Oh, there you are! :D "

"Yes, hello my darling."

"Did you and Hastur have a good honeymoon?"

"*chokes on his British™️ tea* I- I'm sorry, wHAT?"

"Your honeymoon. Why you were gone so long?"

"Oh, I-

*brief moment of panic where he tries to think of an excuse that doesn't include "I was in recovery after being beaten within an inch of my life" or ANYTHING that could make Faroe worry*

...Yes. Yes, it was.. fine."

And then later he asks Hastur why the heck his daughter thought they were on their *honeymoon* of all things (cue the confused and REALLY embarrassed King, trying to pretend he DIDN'T spend several months worrying over Arthur's comatose self)

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Arthur limp in Hasturs arms, instead of all the trills and bells and chimes that always accompany Arthur it’s just… wind. Nothing but the air moving in and out of his eldritch lungs.

Arthur half delirious, clinging to Hastur and begging him to stay because he’s fucking terrified and doesn’t want to be alone because if he’s alone then whoever-the-fuck can get him again and he can’t go back there again he doesn’t wanna die he has to take care of Faroe-

Arthur every time he walks into a room he’s always humming, or whistling, or tapping his fingers or making some sort of noise and the distinct lack of it eats away at everyone who knows the sound that should be there as well.

Arthur waking up, the light that usually covers his face returning, though it’s mostly just a glint in his eyes rather than a full headlight that bathes everything in front of him in light.

And it’s reduced to two pinpricks in his pupils, and then Hastur gets to see the man’s eyes for the first time, which depending on what color k make them, are either gunna be brown, blue, or gold, and oh Hastur is gunna be abnormal about staring into Arthur’s eyes

Fuckkk I need to know who hurts Arthur cuz depending on who does it there’s gunna be so much drama. Like imagine it’s Nyarlathotep. Ignoring all the multiverse stuff where all of them are suppose to be dead and let’s just pretend that they’re in some parallel set of universes where that doesn’t happen and we don’t have to worry about that,

That would be such a perfect storm of chaotic and I love it.

Ohhhhhh Hastur and Arthur having to pretend to have gotten back from a honeymoon and actually have gotten together because neither of them want to tell her that Arthur nearly died because that would make her panic-

Imagine Faroe and Parker find out, and they both lose it, and Faroe is clinging onto Arthur and refusing to let him out of her sight because if he leaves again he might die and she can’t let that happen

Omg and all the other gods teasing the two about it and congratulating them on their marriage—

There’s a fic that gets into dreamland politics and eldritch god drama and I just- I crave to have them have to deal with that. I want Arthur to at one point write music that Hastur uses at some public event and everyone just immediately KNOWS that Arthur wrote it, and the whole event just turns into everyone gossiping about how Hastur got Arthur to write any music for him .

Omg imagine Faroe crashing a party just to mess with them? Like she shows up, announces, without Hastur or Arthur’s prior knowledge, that her dad and Hastur are a thing now, and everyone fucking loses it, including the two aforementioned lovebirds.

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Was the fic the follow-up to "palace at the end of the world" ("World Apart," I think) or a different fic entirely?

Also *oh my gosh* can you *imagine* Kayne/whichever Nyarlathotep/whoever decided to torture Arthur just... *coming back again,* while the aforementioned musician is still in recovery? Hastur hearing a deranged cackle followed by Arthur *crying out in AGONY* from the other side of his castle, rushing to get back to Arthur's side, just to find the a bloody trail that ends wherever Arthur's attacker decided to just teleport the two of them? Hastur panicking (for the millionth time) and fearing that Arthur just... *might not walk out of this one?*

Also, Hastur *finally* seeing Arthur's *face* probably awakens something in him lol

Okay, but like. Hastur, whenever he's not otherwise busy and isn't by Arthur's side while he recovers, just going and hanging out with Faroe. Keeping an eye on her. Catching her dad up on the things she's getting up to and being there to protect her if things were to (somehow) go south, because Arthur's constant fretting over her is slowing down his healing process and DAGNABBIT HASTUR WANTS HIS NEMESIS BACK SO THEY CAN KEEP ON FIGHTING OVER DUMB CRAP AND THEIR FOLLOWRS AND WHATNOT.

Heheheheh, John reading to *Faroe* while Arthur's still recovering, just to get home, sit down, snuggle his "archenemy," and read to *Arthur.*

Also, talk about awkward ways to end up in an arranged marriage lol

"I HATE YOU"

"I HATE YOU MORE"

"JUST GO DIE YOU NUISANCE"

"PFT IN YOUR DREAMS- *proceeds to get beaten to a bloody pulp and spread over Hastur's front porch like some screwed up, sparkly strawberry jam*"

"Waaaaaiiiit waitwaitwait *wait.* I take it back. I take it back! Orthur no!!"

[Fast-forward some months later]

"...So, are *you* gonna tell her-?"

"No. No, I'd.. I'd *really* rather not worry her. Stars, I should never have put that kind of stress on a child. Thank you for keeping an eye on her, in my absence."

"Of... course."

"So... she thinks we're married."

"Yep."

"Are you gonna tell her?"

"And make her cry? Arthur, I have *many* people I'd *much* rather upset, but your daughter is *not* - and, likely, *will never be* - among them."

"...She thinks we got married."

"...Yep."

"So, uh-"

"Take me out for dinner sometime and we can talk."

"Pft- did you just ask me on a *date??*"

"...No?"

"...Well, if we're discussing *not*-date ideas, maybe we could try.... visiting a theater? You strike me as somebody who would enjoy plays - or maybe just a good movie."

"Hmmmh... maybe. I'll consider it."

"Wonderful. :) "

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The fic was a series called Surrogate: the directors cut, combined with an original idea I had mixed in.

I am going to write this into a fic before it consumes me whole.

Also I need to find that fic you just said and read it

ALSO HOW DO YOU KEEP THROWING THE MOST AMAZING IFEAS MY WAY WHEM K CAN BARELY KEEP UP HOW DARE YOU BE SUCH A GENIUS

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