just a pile of trash

Blake - He/They - 30 - Pansexual - I will tag anything you ask.

[cabbagesoup1]

[riben-deactivated20230922]

dude imagine if a hog saw this

[riben-deactivated20230922]

wouldn’t be nearly as many mushrooms is all I’m saying

[oneheadtoanother]

[tatangadragon]

water sports should be for adults too.me and the blokes at university should be allowed to shoot eachother with water guns

[tatangadragon]

post cancelled I've been told the term i used already exists in english and that it means something Very Much Different. english is a wicked language that i regret learning

[vyvilha]

need some female director to lock in and make a movie where a grotesquely ugly and disgusting and monstrous woman slasher killer butchers handsome men in humiliating and sexualized ways. and it CAN'T be because they are rapists or abusers or otherwise misogynistic okay, she has to do it because she's a fucked up pervert

[orphanedsource]

the place I work at remodeled these split gendered restrooms into “inclusive restrooms” and never told us what they meant while construction was ongoing. I need you to know every atom of potential criticism or whining that could’ve happened disappeared when people found out this meant we got 10 fully separate private bathrooms with sinks inside. I’ve not heard a single person crack a joke about the inclusive signage. this is the world TERFs are trying to steal from you

[parkchanwoohoo]

Good morning, unemployed people. Adequate morning, employed people. We're gonna make it

[xenodile]

Begging on my hands and knees for game devs to move away from the linguistic convention of "this ability/attack/effect/etc knocks the target up" to refer to something being launched vertically into the air. Say it lifts the target. Launches them. Bounces them. Just please stop giving characters abilities that say "Knocks up your opponent", PLEASE.

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

ZERO SUIT SAMUS CAN PERFORM A RAW FORWARD-SMASH THAT KNOCKS UP EVEN HER TOUGHEST & HEAVIEST OPPONENTS

[kosmogrl]

sorry I can’t go out tonight I have to scroll through some gifsets on tumblr

[undead-cypress]

Sry but this is the funniest fckin censor I've ever seen

[undead-cypress]

When your boss calls you up on macroslop teams amirite

[kinkyrius]

[userfish]

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

[jackkdaniels]

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

[medievaljournalist]

i just learned my destiny

[medievaljournalist]

does anyone want to trade with me

[albertserra]

Men don’t go heyyyybatterbatterswingbatterbatterswing like they used to anymore

[albertserra]

We can’t have anything in this fucking world

[eye-5]

love this person knowing enough about baseball to know about the pitch clock and not enough to even approximate the league’s acronym

[marisatomay]

girl help they’re playing music that was popular when i was in high school and making me feel nostalgic for an era of my life i have zero desire to return to

[moonshoesmargo]

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

[moonshoesmargo]

Guys this isnt even funny. Please stop.

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[zitongzi]

Shes literally skin and bones what the fuck is going on in hollywood

[aspiringsorceress]