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kuroo brushes his hair asmr
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i hate how badly the headass energy went out with the last thread with sol
kaionace:
“THEN BE MY PARTNER! Or we can do an ENTIRE team baking, like I’ve been telling you!”
“nuh uhhh~ you know what i’m gonna do, you’re going to have yaku facetiming you during the whole process. since he’s been looooooving hanging out with you lately, how does that sound?”
kiyomizus·:
@blockeds ♥‘d this for a fhq au starter.
it was not difficult to identify the source of the sound. the castle, albeit large, could do nothing to hide the awful sound that echoed through its halls. acute, creaky, & HORRID : kiyoko’s ears picked it up nearly minutes after it had started, & she was determined to end it, too.
her first thoughts were that it was oikawa – san. because, undoubtedly, he would be the one to do something as loud & obnoxious as this. but when she opens the door that the sound is coming from, peering in cautiously, she’s also not surprised that it’s kuroo.
‘ you … really shouldn’t pick up a musical career. your magic is much better. ’
yes, he has to admit that he does find himself just playing this stupid piano, it’s good he likes it, it’s distracting. clears the mind but when kiyoko comes in he just, oh so smoothly lays on it when he hears her comment.
“oh deary me, what would i do ! dearest kiyoko doesn’t like my music what would i do!” he fakes fainting, then gets up and walks over to the other. “i do appreciate the compliment about my magic though, of course i am the best at what i do what else did you expect from me, huuuuh?”
a laugh and he rests his hands on his hips. “how have you been, Kiyoko?”
really thinking about my adventure time au and how marshall lee is just, yeah that’s kuroo basically thanks
new icon and it’s a Baby
on this first day of pride month let me remind you that kuroo is a gay man !
starters of calls
hello it’s me gabe with a kuroo. promo me
STRANGE AEONS — WE MADE A LONG FURBY / SENTENCE STARTERS
‘ I don’t do things with my life. ‘
‘ This weekend, I am, in fact, doing something with my life. ‘
‘ Perhaps I haven’t gone that far. ‘
‘ I’ve become someone who, at least, unironically appreciates the art of the furby. ‘
‘ We will find out what a furby spine looks like there. ‘
‘ You need to emotionally prepare. ‘
‘ He doesn’t look like he wants to be damp. ‘
‘ You don’t know where he’s been! ‘
‘ This is real life! ‘
‘ Beans have been removed from boy. ‘
‘ I don’t think I’ve had that experience. ‘
‘ These are all good options. ‘
‘ What a beautiful man. ‘
‘ This is about to get so much worse. ‘
‘ You’re truly a modern doctor frankenstein. ‘
‘ I’m gonna pop another lung! ‘
‘ Thats really a thing that I’m seeing with my eyes, isn’t it. ‘
‘ He has no blood! It’s fine! ‘
‘ He in there. ‘
‘ It’s the perfect opportunity to put like the shitty buzzfeed diy music in the background. ‘
‘ It’s because I don’t own a meter stick, due to being a dumbass. ‘
‘ That little bitch over there is just not functioning. ‘
‘ So what’s going on over here right now? ‘
‘ We’re actually just sewing furbies together. ‘
‘ They grow up so quickly! ‘
‘ A majestic creature. ‘
‘ Whom is he? ‘
‘ Tell me your secrets. ‘
‘ I’m just having a good time. ‘
‘ We’ve just completed this monstrosity. ‘
‘ I feel like he’s gonna turn around and look at me right now. Like, thats the vibe I’m getting. ‘
‘ Little bastard man do not touch that! ‘
‘ He has arrived. ‘
‘ Furbies traditionally have really weird names. ‘
‘ But that’s just how todays been for me. ‘
‘ I feel like there are people who have a solid answer on this, who could write essays on this but I am not one of those people. ‘
‘ But my budget is like, four dollars and a single can of chickpeas. ‘
‘ He’s so wonky, but he’s perfect. ‘
‘ This is not how I expected to become a mother. ‘
‘ Is he okay? Is he good? ‘
‘ This is the best we can do. ‘
‘ You’re just elbow deep in a furby tube, on a saturday night. ‘
‘ Let’s see how long we’ve really been at this fuckery. ‘
‘ He looks like the world’s dumbest caterpillar. ‘
‘ Absolutely worth it. ‘
‘ The furby has risen from the destruction. ‘
‘ And one apathetic little potato, in the middle of it all. ‘
‘ Just take in the look. ‘
‘ We out here — ooh! ‘
‘ Tune in next time, kids. ‘
‘ Damn, that person is living their best life. They give zero fucks. ‘
me to a cat: can u heal my broken heart
cat: mrow
me: thank u
Today it is April 12th and Kondou Shouri’s (Kuroo Tetsurou) birthday~!!!
Happy 25th birthday to Nekoma’s “always this nice” captain!
You can wish him a happy birthday on his Twitter (x) or on his Instagram (x)! Feel free to leave him a message in English, but if you’d like to say Happy Birthday in Japanese, just copy paste お誕生日おめでとうございます!
i just saw kid kuroo and started crying
kaionace·:
“WAAAAIT, no,” and there it is: Lev whining. “I don’t wanna COOK ALONE! Sure, I can do it, but I don’t wanna! It gets super boring!”
“do i need to repeat myself, again, Lev? you’re not being left in this kitchen unsupervised”
Tell my muse who you ship them with, on or off anon!
prompts below are from ben platt’s new album “ sing to me instead ”
BAD HABIT
“ you always said that i’d come back to you again. ”
“ make ‘em sing to me instead. ”
“ hate to say that i need you. ”
“ can you help me out? ”
“ can i lean on you? ”
“ you make me feel like i’m floating off the ground. ”
“ i love the way you lie. ”
“ hate to say that i miss you.”
EASE MY MIND
“ there are thoughts that i can’t put to rest. ”
“ there’s a worry that i can’t place. ”
“ there’s a trouble that won’t show its face. ”
“ you came outta no where. ”
“ darling, only you can ease my mind. ”
“ help me leave these lonely thoughts behind. ”
“ i can feel my sanity start to unwind. ”
TEMPORARY LOVE
“ you’re afraid to meet someone. ”
“ love is good until it’s gone. ”
“ that’s what you’ve learned. ”
“ i know that i’m gonna make mistakes. ”
“ leaning on somebody isn’t easy. ”
“ this is not a temporary love. ”
“ both of us are gonna make mistakes. ”
“ now my heart is in your hands. please don’t give it up. ”
GROW AS WE GO
“ you say there’s so much you don’t know. ”
“ you need to go and find yourself. ”
“ you say you’d rather be alone. ”
“ who said it’s true? ”
“ they don’t know me and you. ”
“ i don’t think you have to leave. ”
“ when you’re high, i’ll take the lows. ”
“ i’ve got so much left to learn. ”
“ i’d like the company through every twist and turn. ”
“ you don’t ever have to leave if to change is what you need. ”
“ we’ll take it slow. ”
“ tell me you don’t want to leave. ”
HONEST MAN
“ there’s something about you in moonlight. ”
“ promise that i’ll meet you halfway. ”
“ i am an honest man. ”
“ why can’t you take my hand? ”
“ i know i’ve played with hearts before. ”
“ don’t have the heart to play with yours. ”
“ i only swear to do the best i can. ”
“ if only you could take a chance. ”
“ why don’t you hold my hand? ”
“ i’ve said all i can. ”
“ i am who i am. ”
HURT ME ONCE
“ i’m sure it was nothing. ”
“ used to be our thing. ”
“ seems i’ve forgotten how to read your face. ”
“ but i know you too well to get it wrong. ”
“ if you have to hurt me, hurt me once. ”
“ if you have to end it, get it done. ”
“ you have all these choices. i have none. ”
“ couldn’t hurt you if i wanted to. ”
“ i decided on you. ”
“ if i’m disappointed it’s ‘cause you’re not the person i knew. ”
“ i’m sure i’ll forgive you. ”
“ i’m ashamed and i’m proud of it, too. ”
NEW
“ wish i’d have known this feeling was coming. ”
“ i’ve never felt so brand new. ”
“ burned all your letters just for fun. ”
BETTER
“ i don’t know if you’re listening. ”
“ i’m not good at pretending that i’m happy to be alone. ”
“ can’t answer it on my own. ”
“ i lost part of me when i lost all of you. ”
“ did you read my letter? ”
“ did you know me better than i know myself? ”
SHARE YOUR ADDRESS
“ i wanna be with you until i’m dead now. ”
“ i’ll make you breakfast in your bed. ”
“ i want a key to your house. ”
“ i know it’s too soon, too fast. ”
“ it feels like love. ”
“ but this could last. ”
IN CASE YOU DON’T LIVE FOREVER
“ you put all your faith in my dream. ”
“ what did i do to deserve you? ”
“ i walk on the road you started. ”
“ in case you don’t live forever, let me tell you now. i love you more than you’ll ever wrap your head around. ”
“ i have a hero whenever i need one. i just look up to you and see one. ”
“ i’m a man ‘cause you taught me to be one. ”
“ i’m everything that i am because of you. ”
OLDER
“ life is gonna find you when it’s supposed to. ”
“ is the waiting all i’ve ever done? ”
“ don’t let your wonder turn into closure. ”
RUN AWAY
“ know i’ll always stay. ”
“ i won’t run away. ”
“ i love you more and more each day. ”
“ i may not be wise. ”
“ i won’t save the day. ”
“ to love is not to leave. ”