i will take you to hell and backerie

oh god how did you get here— to get to know me, read my about page please ◕ ◡ ◕

[kosmogrl]

[hyliantomatoes]

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

[catkola]

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

[werecreature-addicted]

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

[radio-jupotter]

The sandwich i had for lunch didnt moan and scream and squirm against my body and then become limp and pliable when i was done now did it

[radio-jupotter]

(Via @morganpdf )

[pupucino]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

there is no way i just got a genuine Basement Prisoner offer

[batshit-auspol]

Here's our most requested item: Bob Katter's same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory

Follow for more Batshit Moments in Australian politics!

[only-cat-memes]

[socialistexan]

Babe wake up, new all time great image just dropped

[insecuregodcomplex]

[deathwaltz-ao3]

me when i am on my mutuals' blogs 👀👀👀 #LetsTakeALook👀 #Observing👀

[thecryptkeeper]

[vanessagillings]

Calico cat in a calico coat!

[eroscestlavie]

This just pissed me off so baaaad 😂

[energyprison]

[juney-blues]

[futchlings]

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

[tomsellecksbootyshorts]

I did not announce this on here but I guess it’s news.

I graduated a few weeks ago and I officially have my J.D.! I take the Bar Exam in July. I’d post my graduation photos but I think I’ve removed most of my photos from here? I don’t remember lol.

I also passed character and fitness (yippee) so I’ll be ready to practice as soon as I pass. Wish me luck!

[daftpatience]

murderbot i love you