[kristina100000]

hey stupid :) 🧠🔨 bonk

[greeniery]

[medievaljournalist]

the king picked the guy with skull shoulderpads for the court magician job, which is exciting

[annaka0311]

More zombiecore :)

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[aiboumatsu]

WHAT

[thedogopera]

[ed3nic]

you can’t jokingly post about kinky shit on tumblr because you say smth like “haha wouldn’t it be hot if you…tried to launch internet explorer…but it wouldn’t load :D”

and then you’ll get one thousand robot girls in the notes going “mmngngnnghhhngn”

[puppygirlsunited]

YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME. NO NO THIS IS TOO FUNNY,

[goblinbugthing]

im only a man when im a grown ass man and im only a woman when god forbid women do anything

any time other than that? im a fucking Echidna

[goblinbugthing]

ENIGMA. FUCK

[clownkiss3r]

[fairycosmos]

people are like what are you up to and i’m like seething with justified rage

[squipdop]

[beadyeyes]

*stumbling down my tower steps with my wizard breasts bouncing*

[asuckblog]

*stands at the bottom watching you breasting boobily down your tower*

[beadyeyes]

*blows you up with a plasma grenade*

[mushroomppl]

[alwaysgettingwhatyouwant]

i hate when people ask me what sign i am like bitch i’m a sign from god. start running.

[aukives]

hedgies

[taquito]

any body free tonight, i wanna check out the bottom of the ocean but not alone

[valtsv]

sitcom about living with a wizard

[valtsv]

roommage

[thetrashchronicles]

is the wizard gay

[valtsv]

is water wet

[chuck-e-cheese-official]

Question: Can Chuck E. Cheese eat people

Of course! He isn't human, so it isn't cannibalism!