Servin' Qunt (Queer Cunt)

Call me Q ||🚬| genderfuckingfluid | 🍳pan 🏳️‍🌈 | 25 |🏋️‍♀️| Hee/Haw/Hiim/Yes/Ma'am | ♒ | Queer/Mogai/Mspec | White | 👇No assholes, use compassion and basic respect, and give grace and we'll be friends 🐢 Until they're a confirmed intentional idiot who doesn't care | 🚬🗿 I RB risque & outright 'artistic nudity' & 'nsft', gl 👍

[findme-at1am]

btw if y'all want my side-blogs that run on a queue -

@mea-horde mass effect

@tfp-horde transformers

@utale-horde undertale

@cute-container-q YouTubers & streamers

@viddey-gaymes ALL fandom stuff including xmen & anime & my video game clips

@pan-tastic-mogai mogai flags and headcanons

All of these I only rb from for now. I will always post my screencaps and gifs on this blog, unless it's video game clips then they will be posted to viddey-gaymes.

Message me or send an ask without anon for my writing blog and I'll post it privately.

[playthings2007]

Keep salting the wound I'm close

[eisenkrahe]

[flipocrite]

not she berry or he berry but no berry

and that is berry good

[pseudomantis]

Twin boys

[monsterpotion]

wire son and cloth son

[hauntedhotel]

Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

[gallusrostromegalus]

The Library!

For When Not Even God Can Help You!

[gnomic-sans]

Lapsed Christian and ALA-accredited MLIS-holder here, in absolute agreement that smartphones are outside the sight and scope of the Lord, and that sometimes when there was only one set of footprints, you were carried by a librarian

[redstonedust]

im a simple man i like when things are shaped like other things. stool shaped like a mushroom. pillows shaped like fruit. salt and pepper shaker shaped like two friends hugging. in my ideal world i will have a house stocked entirely with novelty objects shaped like other objects and it will be beautiful.

[bigtittygothmom666]

[coughloop]

Don't let anyone tell you there isn't time for another smoke break. They're lying. get out there and sit on an upside down milk crate. NOW!

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

dont know milk crate. brug sit on log instead

[coughloop]

Shut the fuck up Brug this post is for line cooks ONLY

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

let brug cook

[absolutearsenal]

[timejoshi]

[acornsandacorns]

you know what? Fuck you. *turns your strong and stoic and serious character into a crying, traumatized, whimpering, curled up mess in the floor*

[fairweatheralways]

[vulpes-aestatis]

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

[thecactifindahome]

[genderfluid-druid]

[ID: Tags by @ playwrongs that say: #Baby Sphinx: what are...um...the seven...turtles--and they all have BIG hands #and there is a...man... who is the big man #and um. what is the turtle's--how OLD--who is it? #Traveler: I give up? #Baby Sphinx: It's George The Fart!! hahahaha #(gnaws ineffectually at the traveler's shin). End ID]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story

[redstonedust]

you'll spend so long in deep discussions of gender online and then go talk to someone in your real life family and find out they still havent gotten past "women can be good at things" and its like oh okay jesus christ i forgot some people are still on the baby steps huh

[mathew]

[drtanner]

A+ weird little dude, but I'm equally fascinated by the choice of music.

[trickstertime]

*unmutes*

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[talesfromthecrypts]

“They said they wanted a vampire relationship with no age gap”

“No age gap??!?!?”

“And no non-con elements”

“NO NON CON?”

“And no coercion or otherwise manipulative behaviors”

“Joe they want a vampire with NOTHING”