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all the thing I’m embarrassed for my irl friends to see

[mur-art]

While you read to me from the riot act way on high, high / Clutching a crisp New Testament, breathing fire, fire / Will you save me the fake benevolence, I don't have time / I'm just too far gone for a-tellin', lost my pride,

I don't mind being lonely, so leave me alone

Oh, you're acting all holy / Me, I'm just full of holes

Holy- Frightened Rabbit

This song reminds me so much of their relationship, at least my interpretation of it.

More under the cut:

(Feat. my favorite Nevada fanon trait; nuclear testing scars on his arms)

Some of my HCs about Nevada and Utah:

-I see them being brothers-- as close to actual family as you can get in the wttt-verse.

-Utah was absolutely sheltered and coddled as a kid (baby state?) and basically molded into what his people wanted him to be. Nevada, in contrast, was neglected and shunned once he showed signs of being... different. He became kind of a scapegoat for kid!Utah's bad behaviors; with Utah's guardians blaming him for being a bad influence instead of "perfect" Utah.

-They've had their ups and downs over the years. In the past, it was mostly downs. Lately they've been working on healing their relationship.

-Religion, worldview, and overall lifestyle, of course, have tradionally the biggest sources of conflict for them. Since all of those are fundamentally super important things, it's been tough to overcome their differences.

-HOWEVER, they are both more alike than they care to admit. Utah has a wild, reckless side which Nevada can bring out and Nevada is a great uncle to Utah's kids. He's more than the Fun Uncle who lets the kids gamble in Battleship; he would literally kill/die for those kids. (more literally than Utah likes to admit)

-Family game night is one of the ways they're trying to build their relationship. Utah will threaten to ban Nevada but he never follows through, because he ultimately enjoys Nevada's presence.

-In summary, they're growing together. They're fundamentally different, but they're trying not to let their differences get in the way of getting along.

Other songs that remind me of them;

Brother- Kodaline

Playing With Fire- Brandon Flowers

To the Desert- Branches

Half Broke Horse- Eileen Jewell

Terrible Thing / Cody- The Killers

[hibiscuslynx]

rahhhh

[louis--wifey]

California: I can hold the whole world in my hands.

Texas: That's impos-

California: *cups Texas' face*

Texas, blushing: Stop, I have reputation to maintain.

[halcyonlauren]

tennessee: call your legs dolly the way I be parton them.

gov:

tennessee: y'know picasso wasn't appreciated in his time n'either.

[speaks-ny]

Things we forget are canon

-Massachusetts can hack

-Utah has six children

-Mississippi is referred to as sippi

-Florida is pan

-Montana and the Dakotas do homemade meth

-Florida would be jealous if Louie got an S/O

-Oregon is gay

-East Washington is it’s own character

-Cali insinuates that Austin has a small *Corporation*

-Nevada himself says that Reno is a safe space for the mob

-Rhode Island replied to the question “is your state run by the mafia” with “who’s asking”

-Louie practices Voodoo

-New York was late because he was ‘gardening’ in the episode when human composting was legalized

[uriahcantdraw]

just gonna add on real quick-

-Cali wears woman's underwear and EVERYBODY KNOWS

-Florida is canonically a switch

-CHRISTOPHER CRUNGLE

-Wisconsin just randomly switches from Ben to Charlie every once and a while and nobody questions it

-Rhode Island needs a booster seat to see over the table

-Cali is a "hands on learner"

-Cali has a sledgehammer in his house

-Ben can be summoned like Bloody Mary

[speaks-ny]

THANK YOU

-Greg is all knowing and can make things canon

-going back to Cali’s comment about Austin, this infers that their size of their *packages* are determined by the size of their corporations

-NY got really hostile about drag queen implying that he might be one

-Texas said he doesn’t care if Gov is fucking Austin which seems normal enough but Austin and Texas share a body

-The reason why Gov is so reckless and dangerous is implied to be because of his crackhead uncle (Mass) bad influence

-Gov used to be a drug dealer

-Mass is the smartest state

-Louie hates Rhode Island because RI killed him in among us

-PA can’t spell his own name (this is probably because it is spelled wrong on the constitution)

[uriahcantdraw]

:DDD So many things people forget I swear-

-There is a door to the meeting room and Florida got locked out one time so he ripped it off it hinges even though they can teleport??

-Red Jacket NJ

-NY had no lines in the first video

-Florida has a dug dealer (is it gov???)

-Back when Gov was still DC/When we had DC (whatever ya want to think) he would still wear a blue tie when not in table videos

-NY Has human parents (most of them do apparently??? Ben what is ur canon?)

-California is able to disappear in a cloud of smoke

-Nebraska’s wet chicken tender revenge

-“Yeah! My mom would have grabbed me and said: LETS SEE IF YOU COME BACK IN 3 DAYS!”

-Alaska’s dogs

-Florida thinks “forefathers” is Four Dads

-NY says he keeps a bat in his trunk but he doesn’t drive?

-Florida was once locked in a shed with 5 gators as a dare from Loui

-Kentucky tried to ask Cal out and got rejected

-Gov saw Hamilton and was surprised by what he saw even though he lived through it

-Hawai’i was originally going to be played by Ben (there are pictures!)

-Colorado and Florida get high together every 4/20

[yr-martyr]

-When Wisky said there’s too much butter Iowa took it as a marriage proposal and said “I do” when Wisky said that all the butter is gone, Iowa asked for a divorce

-Virginia’s grandmother plays FarmVille and posts about it on Facebook (who is she? The Anglo-Saxon empire??)

-Florida writes fanfic about Cali and Texas

-Cali says that size doesn’t matter

[bloggingfrombehindyou]

incorrect quotes from this generator that I think fit the wttt og six

ok and for the next one, know that I hc California as the tallest state, but like very skinny yk? I don’t think of the states heights in terms of sheer mass but more proportions.