I feel like California would be a Grammar freak (eg. “it’s whom not who”) but, like, ONLY to Texas just to piss him off lmao? Like he’s like “that wasn’t grammatically correct” then proceeds to talk to New York no problem.
Also this made me think of California who mimics others speech patterns? Like, he doesn’t realize he does it, and it only happens as he’s talking to a person, but he changes certain words or pronunciation to match who he’s talking to. (I headcanon him as maybe high masking Autism/AuDHD, and mimicking is a pretty common thing that we do, but even if not he could subconsciously be doing it to fit in)











