Things we forget are canon
-Massachusetts can hack
-Utah has six children
-Mississippi is referred to as sippi
-Florida is pan
-Montana and the Dakotas do homemade meth
-Florida would be jealous if Louie got an S/O
-Oregon is gay
-East Washington is it’s own character
-Cali insinuates that Austin has a small *Corporation*
-Nevada himself says that Reno is a safe space for the mob
-Rhode Island replied to the question “is your state run by the mafia” with “who’s asking”
-Louie practices Voodoo
-New York was late because he was ‘gardening’ in the episode when human composting was legalized
just gonna add on real quick-
-Cali wears woman's underwear and EVERYBODY KNOWS
-Florida is canonically a switch
-CHRISTOPHER CRUNGLE
-Wisconsin just randomly switches from Ben to Charlie every once and a while and nobody questions it
-Rhode Island needs a booster seat to see over the table
-Cali is a "hands on learner"
-Cali has a sledgehammer in his house
-Ben can be summoned like Bloody Mary
THANK YOU
-Greg is all knowing and can make things canon
-going back to Cali’s comment about Austin, this infers that their size of their *packages* are determined by the size of their corporations
-NY got really hostile about drag queen implying that he might be one
-Texas said he doesn’t care if Gov is fucking Austin which seems normal enough but Austin and Texas share a body
-The reason why Gov is so reckless and dangerous is implied to be because of his crackhead uncle (Mass) bad influence
-Gov used to be a drug dealer
-Mass is the smartest state
-Louie hates Rhode Island because RI killed him in among us
-PA can’t spell his own name (this is probably because it is spelled wrong on the constitution)
:DDD So many things people forget I swear-
-There is a door to the meeting room and Florida got locked out one time so he ripped it off it hinges even though they can teleport??
-Red Jacket NJ
-NY had no lines in the first video
-Florida has a dug dealer (is it gov???)
-Back when Gov was still DC/When we had DC (whatever ya want to think) he would still wear a blue tie when not in table videos
-NY Has human parents (most of them do apparently??? Ben what is ur canon?)
-California is able to disappear in a cloud of smoke
-Nebraska’s wet chicken tender revenge
-“Yeah! My mom would have grabbed me and said: LETS SEE IF YOU COME BACK IN 3 DAYS!”
-Alaska’s dogs
-Florida thinks “forefathers” is Four Dads
-NY says he keeps a bat in his trunk but he doesn’t drive?
-Florida was once locked in a shed with 5 gators as a dare from Loui
-Kentucky tried to ask Cal out and got rejected
-Gov saw Hamilton and was surprised by what he saw even though he lived through it
-Hawai’i was originally going to be played by Ben (there are pictures!)
-Colorado and Florida get high together every 4/20
-When Wisky said there’s too much butter Iowa took it as a marriage proposal and said “I do” when Wisky said that all the butter is gone, Iowa asked for a divorce
-Virginia’s grandmother plays FarmVille and posts about it on Facebook (who is she? The Anglo-Saxon empire??)
-Florida writes fanfic about Cali and Texas
-Cali says that size doesn’t matter
-Louie owns a ouija board
-in one of the table scraps videos Maine has Massachusetts’ title card
-Florida called Maine “Alaska’s brother bear”
-All the Judges is not Atj’s real name
-DC said that gov “wasn’t his real dad”
-Florida speaks “Puerto Rico and Cuban” not “Mexican” he seems to think these are separate languages
-Texas believes JFK is still alive
-Florida has played Russian roulette
-Connecticut is Mass’s son (according to Florida)
-Florida is not flexible
-Alaska can mush with no dogs
-Florida failed to do the WAP dance
-Louis was drunk for all of 2015
-New York protected Luigi Mangioni from gov
-Connie has a “few Latin exes” (like Latino or Roman?)
-Mass is Maine’s father, Maine is Louie’s father, meaning Mass is Louie’s grandpa
-NEVADA’S PINK WIG
