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Remember The Little Things

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Crazy Bitches

Why girls like me get called crazy, I’m nice, I’m nice, I’m nice, I’m nice, I let you know i’m not happy, I hang you from your Achilles tendon and shove my thumbs in your eye sockets after ripping your nipples off….. Please stop. I don’t like being called crazy, please stop pushing my buttons so I don’t have to be crazy.

~Jordan Mari3 Roberts

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Slow mo twerk

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My boyfriend was sleeping and cuddling with me, pretty much spooning, and I had to fart so I farted. (Nothing new we act like an old married couple) all of the sudden he wakes up and looks for the dog and says “it smells like poo” and lays back down cuddling with me. I CAN NOT stop laughing!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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I really don’t understand and I really did that. I didn’t have high hopes but I just wondered since the name is GLOballs

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Deposit $1000 in my bank account & I'll send u a nude

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I just won at life

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Food Lifehack: how to buy 4 olive garden meals for $15

step one: go to Olive Garden

step two: order their buy one, take one

step three: get soup with it

step four: get full off of soup and breadsticks

step five: ask for more soup and breadsticks

step six: box up your (now) two pastas, extra soup, and breadsticks

step seven: pay like $15-16 (it’s $12.99 i think but you gotta tip ;)

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This is so smart

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I finally got my belly button pierced!! 😁

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Dear future husband…

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Sam Winchester You would be my future husband but I have a fear of burning on the ceiling.

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This is my life

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