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lesbianshepard

we closed 15 minutes ago and this one customer is still shopping and giving us attitude

lesbianshepard

closed 20 minutes ago and this bitch still has her cart. my manager is getting pissed. 👀

lesbianshepard

manager changed the announcement from “The store is closed and the registers will be shutting down shortly. Please proceed to the front.” to “The store is closed and registers have shut down. Please exit the building.”

The customer scoffed. I’m about to go fucking feral.

lesbianshepard

final update bc i just got out: manager actually fucking did it and shut down all the registers. customer got up front and freaked out with the cart. “What am I supposed to do with this!?” the customer shouts. my manager smiles and takes the cart. “don’t worry,” she says “we’ll put it back for you.”

customer stormed out and tried to get the last word in by shouting “you just lost a paying customer!” like….no….because the store is closed…

30-minute-memes

ouch.

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noerbmu

may i offer nyall some art

chung0-0

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norothythefilmmaker

in case this wasn’t enough

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T A D A S H I

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morwenpost

That sounds about right for Mythbusters.

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mickeydraws

- Blendo was put together before Mythbusters was a thing - Blendo was so strong and dangerous (for throwing debris into the audience) that The Boys were asked to withdraw it in exchange for a co champion title - they re-entered Blendo years later when the protective wall was much higher. It was once again asked to be withdrawn for a co champion title for the same reason. - copy cat Blendos started appearing and would tear each other apart - Blendo is in the robot hall of fame - Blendo is too strong and powerful

oatmealartistry

OOOOH POWERFUL BOT.

locktheraven-deactivated2019121

STOP PRAYING THE ROBOT IS TOO STRONG.

unrenderedfuture

LET HIM SPIN

uncle-beanbag

Spiral Power

sprinklesfreak

mother 3: so we have this system where you can attack in beat with the music for combos! no worries, it’s really simple and easy to understand! have fun :)

mother 3: this song is in 29/16

xerxestexastoast

From the Brawl BRSTMs YouTube description:

amtrax

*cries in musician*

shadowysiren

for context This, it the 71907/40120 song.

mother 3: yeah you just gotta do combos with the rhythm its easy!

also mother 3: *whatever this is*

showerthoughtsofficial

The brain is just 8 lbs of meat that sits in complete darkness and plays a video game of what it thinks is the most realistic thing ever.

willow-wanderings

it’s 3lbs, not 8. also it’s not really meat, it’s mostly fat with some water and salt. You have a wad of soggy bacon inside your skull. And this blob of gross unprocessed jello somehow manages to run a complex biomechanical suit using less electricity than it takes to work a lightbulb. And people wonder why humans are so fucking weird and have odd experiences that aren’t actually real. I mean, if a bowl of tapioca pudding managed to hallucinate so vividly it invented calculus, it also going “dude, i heard a weird noise and i’m 100% sure it was the ghost of the neighbor’s cat which hasn’t actually died yet” would be just as expected as anything else.