[foervraengd]

I spent hours staring at gold bars stock photos while making this and now my head hurts

[aave]

Refereeeence

[ripperblackstaff]

How do I do Gold, a guide by Belle French

[theropegeek-deactivated20170722]

all text and layout by me

and to clarify:  i’m well aware that the women of tumblr are more than capable of speaking for themselves.

my hope was merely to take what I understand about their plight, 

and present it in a concise/humorous fashion with the hope of getting that message to more people.  

-RG

[smouldered]

Oh my god this is so good.

[sexsvmbol]

Y'all read this.

[melonsodaa-deactivated20170814]

[lovegaygirls]

21 Things Gay Women Are Sick of Hearing

1.You probably haven’t met the right man yet Yes, and I bet that’s you. Go away.\ 2 How do you know you’re a lesbian if you haven’t been with a guy? How do you know you’re heterosexual if you haven’t been with a person of your own gender? 3 You’re a lesbian?! But you’re so feminine! My gender performance has nothing to do with my sexual orientations, thank you very much! 4 How come you’re attracted to butch women? They’re practically men! Because they’re damn HOT! That’s why 5 So which one of you is the man and which is the woman? Mmmmmm… This is a lesbian relationship, only women here. 6 Can I join in??? Hell NO! 7 So can I watch??? We said NO! We are not entertainment, we are two people in love! 8 Wanna hang and check out girls together! No. Just because you hit on me and didn’t get your way, does not mean we’re going to best buds instead. 9 So, how do lesbians have sex? Joyfully! 10 So you’ve never been with a guy? So have you ever minded your own damn business???? 11 Are you sisters? HAHAHA! No, that would be wrong! 12 What, you’re a lesbian?! Does that mean you’re attracted to me? ‘Cause I’m straight! Gurlll… Calm down! I’m not attracted to ALL women, and with that attitude, especially not to you. 13 Do you hate men? No, but I really dislike stupid people. 14 I like girls too, I guess that makes me a lesbian! HAHAHA…HAHAHAHA…No! 15 I bet you really like Ellen. Yes, and I bet you really like… Well, heterosexual celebrities… 16 My girlfriend and I are looking for another girl to get with, wanna join? No, but your girlfriend sounds somewhat dissatisfied. Have her call me, K?17 How do you know when to stop? Never, unlike you, we can go all night… 18 Are you sure this lesbian thing isn’t just a phase? Are you sure that heterosexuality thing is not a phase? 19 Is your life really like the “L Word”?! Why, is your life really the “OC”? 20 I wish I was a lesbian, but guys are so hot though… I wish I was an astronaut but the ground feels so safe though.. 21I bet lesbian sex is really delicate and nice. If I’ll hear another word from you I’m gonna tie you to a chair and smack you!

thanks to kitschmix.com

[closetedlesbianopinions]

Closet butch lesbian opinion:

Wow, I really wish I looked like [insert male celebrity here]. This must be what a crush is.

[blogmoved]

me at chris evans and chris hemsworth

[leighstonmurray-deactivated2024]

some uncultured human: *shocked about diana being bisexual*

me: she is from a island full of women, helen. what did you think she do in her spare time? dance around with manatees? 

[teenagecrush]

[blogmoved]

@fraochun-beag

[johmmyjoestar-deactivated202111]

trans and gay boys are allowed to be masculine without being “gross boys :/” and not fitting your “soft trans gay uwu” aesthetic

cis and straight boys are allowed to be feminine without SECRETLY being trans or gay

[johmmyjoestar-deactivated202111]

a spicy addition

[blogmoved]

You: *strapped to a table, gagged, helpless*

Me: *boops ur nose*

[blogmoved]

Why do you love me so much?

Because you are the girl I dreamed of running away with to Canada to marry back when I was small, you are in all of my dreams and in my head at every waking moment. You're my puzzle piece and my home. You are radiant and sharp and witty but you are kind and sweet and soft at the same time. You are the moon to my sun and the yin to my yang and I couldn't love you more.

[blogmoved]

What's ur favorite type of weather?

hella rainy!!!!

[blogmoved]

You're so wonderful and good what cheat code did you use??

(Ctrl+Shift+C) testingcheatsenabled.true (enter) spawn.gay (enter) and poof there I was in the bottom of the ninth, wearing a camo necktie

[blogmoved]

Why are you so handsome?

I am afraid that it is a genetic mutation, my father doesn't have it. It's terminal so you'll have to take me on a date ASAP!!!

[snowysaur]

axolittle

axolotl

[scringlegrup42]

Good post OP

[scaliepost-generator]

the best fucking post op

[kin-bot]

my body is 80% respect women juice

[kin-bot]

the other 20% is im gay juice

[tramampoline]

[minimal7lethal5dose213-deactiva]

Me in 2015 vs. Me in 2016