donde estas

blog guy!

[luzudekarmaland]

Todos, por favor mantengan la calma. Mis hombres se ocuparán de estos terroristas y radicales de inmediato. No hay necesidad de preocuparse.

Everyone, please remain calm. These terrorists and radicals will be dealt with immediately by my men. There is no need to worry.

[luzudekarmaland]

Un bloqueo y algunos francotiradores no son rival para el ejército que he adquirido. Cualquiera que se interponga en el camino de nuestra libertad y unidad será rápidamente castigado y capturado.

A blockade and a few snipers are no match for the army that I've acquired. Anyone who stands in the way of our freedom and unity will be swiftly penalized and captured.

¡Quesadilla una! ¡Quesadilla grande! ¡Quesadilla libre!

[blogslime]

and a large cocacola please to go

[luzudekarmaland]

reporting shots fired at the scene of the blockade. rooftop snipers.

Currently being handled.

[blogslime]

doesn't look like it el presidente!!

[blogslime]

charlie what have you been doing in the midst of all this ruckus

working!

[blogslime]

I'll inseminate you señor limo ;)

ohohoh better not!

[blogslime]

Stop torturing that poor cat. Its been through enough.

we're distracting the enemy!!

[wilburdehollin]

In so righteous a cause let us hope to succeed, For heaven approves of each generous deed.

[blogslime]

the masculine gravitas... the boisterous boyish charm... what a man

[gfquackity2]

Come on, play with me, Doll! I need something to entertain me before I inevitably catch your beloved wife again. What was this about me wanting to be someone important? Do tell.

whatever. the more you're here sending me stupid anons the less you're out there. what are you wearing

[blogslime]

oh wilbur you're so handsomefaced and also your waist to hip ratio is under the charts! buried under them! in the sea floor! cavernous!

[gfquackity2]

what big.. eyes you have wilbur

[blogslime]

and a big fat gun too!!

[gfquackity2]

Come on, play with me, Doll! I need something to entertain me before I inevitably catch your beloved wife again. What was this about me wanting to be someone important? Do tell.

whatever. the more you're here sending me stupid anons the less you're out there. what are you wearing

[blogslime]

oh wilbur you're so handsomefaced and also your waist to hip ratio is under the charts! buried under them! in the sea floor! cavernous!

[blogslime]

charlie are you and rubius and nym currently housing a terrorist???

i dont even HAVE a house!

[gfquackity2]

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[geniusoflove]

[weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact]

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who are you looking to call sweetheart? 😏

so she said "what's the problem, baby?" what's the problem i don't know! well maybe...

[blogslime]

learning new things!

[beardedmrbean]

[wizardshark]

Oh fuck this

[heavenlyhorses]

[blogslime]

Who's this post about, Slimeman?

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Why do you want to post on MY blog????