Blonde with Ambitions

Finding my own path to the top.

[post--grad]

benefits of living in a lighthouse

no fake friends, just real friends (the only ones who’ll come out to your godforsaken lighthouse to hang)

lots of stairs so u dont need a gym membership

when u look out the window and sigh mournfully it’s Cinematic Depression not just regular depression

minimum requirements: 1 large dog, 17 cable-knit sweaters, 1 mysterious but tragic past, 2 pair fingerless wool gloves

increased likelihood of mermaid encounters

effortless windswept look, complemented by soft lantern glow

free salt scrub 

[askcosplaysenpai]

Tomorrow, July 1, is the beginning of Second Pride Month.

[ulvpal]

Happy Second Pride!

[ner-tamin-deactivated20200130]

Wheel of the Year

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrru-deacti]

we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory

 くコ:彡                                                                       くコ:彡                              くコ:彡  くコ:彡                                                        くコ:彡                           くコ:彡 くコ:彡

[squided]

I know I’m following the right people when I see this kinda stuff on my dash

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

@setepenre-set

[setepenre-set]

now C:≡ approaching octopus territory

C:≡                                                           C:≡                               C:≡      C:≡                                              C:≡                         C:≡

C:≡                                 C:≡      

[setepenre-set]

onwards C{≡ to jellyfish territory

C{≡             C{≡

                                          C{≡               C{≡                                                     C{≡                         C{≡ C{≡                                 C{≡

[haxxy]

   / ________________o_==================== /                       oh                    |=================<=> \            giant squid           |=================<=>    \  ————————–0– ====================

[highlandvalley]

[scurrilizzie]

i legitimately cannot stop laughing

[eternal-nova-deactivated2018011]

All I can think of is that fucking THX intro that made us all deaf

[pettycentral]

[viralthings]

Hermit crab using a skull for a shell

[sovietshopaholic]

Reblog if you support goth crab

[outofcontextdnd]

Character Concept

[omgthatdress]

Joy Villa who I just…… I’m trying to think of a witty thing to say and I honestly can’t. I fucking can’t.

[blondewithambitions]

This is the worst thing

[blondewithambitions]

I have not been on Tumblr in forever. Twitter has been enough. These are bad, bad, bad times. I'm not functioning well.

[association-of-free-people]

At least our dystopia will have a steampunk theme.

https://www.google.com/amp/www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2016/12/29/amazons-flying-warehouses-dispatch-drone-deliveries-sky/amp/?client=safari

[dainslefsblog]

So how long until sky pirates become a thing?

[dontneedfeminism2]

Amazon, do we need to go over why blimps are a bad idea again?

[matt-ruins-your-shit]

Okay I think Amazon needs some heavier competition, they have too much money and are starting to lose it. What are their board meetings like. “So you know how we sell stuff online like movies, games, clothing and toys…right well what if we also made tv shows and sky warehouses held by blimps full of drones oh and robot ninjas that jerk you off every time you spend $100 or more. Next year let’s invent magic and colonize the sun.”

[in-a-hat]

As someone who works for Amazon, let me tell you most of my coworkers and and I are still trying to wrap our heads around this idea.

[dr-archeville]

Oh, sure, first it’s zeppelins and drones, but then

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

DELIVERY IN PROGRESS

[kou32-deactivated20190911]

This is what happens when you have too much money and free time

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

It is the year 2050

The air is alive with the sound of cannon fire as the air ships of Amazon do battle with those of eBay

Rogue sky pirates roam the air attempting to intercept deliveries of blu-ray players and vintage beanie babies

[icantdrawgood]

Oh sure, when Amazon sends zeppelins full of drones that can track people to their homes they are creating a “service”. But when I do it, I’m a “menace to civilisation”, “a dangerous unhinged villain” and “ruining Christmas again John.”

Curse you AMAZON!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

SUCH UNFAIR DOUBLE STANDARDS

[othemts-deactivated20180912]

Has anyone been keeping track of whether or not Amazon is cornering the market on helium?

[blondewithambitions]

As funny as this post is, I read that this is one of like, one thousand patents that Amazon regularly files every year, like Samsung does, like Apple does, like Google does, etc. It is meant in precautionary terms, for the Steampunk dystopian future Amazon expects to erupt around them, clearly.

[the-knights-who-say-book]

according to this textbook, because president hayes, elected 1876, was elected as the result of several disputed votes, he was sometimes referred to as “his fraudulency”. and i sincerely love that

“your fraudulency, the cabinet is ready”

“jim i told you not to call me that”

“sorry, mr perjurer. i mean mr president”

“jim”

[shaelit]

Oh we are so bringing this back.

[blondewithambitions]

Yep, we are bringing it back.

[divine-noire]

My President Is Black

Reblog while it’s still true

[divine-noire]

I wanna see this get a million notes before he leaves office.

[sidlongxxx-deactivated20180112]

My boy !

[holybolognajabronies]

January 19th’s the last day we can reblog, so don’t miss your opportunity!

[rhinozilla]

My President also has dignity, class, and deserves respect. Say it while we still can!

[afternoonsnoozebutton]

x

[yonceeknowles]

Thank you Obama 😭

[glossari-deactivated20210613]

At least someone knows how to write new years tweets to the public…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is what a REAL president looks like

[holeinthebottomofeverything]

[rlmjob]

welcome to my blog

[iminyournotis]

the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened

[darthlenaplant]

Like this?

[morbidlyqueerious]

actually what the christ

[slimetony]

dude fencing is the tightest shit

[slimetony]

dude, fencing is the tightest shit

[slimetony]

please bear with me I’m really hyped about fencing

[nickerino]

What’s your favorite part about fencing

[slimetony]

stabby stabby daft punk helmets

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!