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I will NEVER see a prehistoric dinosaur

I will NEVER see an anomalocaris. I will NEVER hold a trilobite. I will NEVER see a dimetrodon or an eight foot long millipede. and I will NEVER see a pterosaur

utopians

Well as much as it pains me to say it they died

cartnsncreal

Wonder how fast we could crowdfund it.

zeusisblack

Didn’t they arrest him?

lagonegirl

oh man. he dead…

sardonic-salt-mine

His name is Edward Crawford.

zibelstardust

For real tho. He was hands down murdered by the police. A lot of notable figures from Ferguson were found dead in the same manner and police labeled them all suicides which ,as we all know, is complete and utter bullshit.

If we could get statues of anyone it really is Edward Crawford. If I can get in contact with a sculptor or some shit with permission from Crawford’s family I will set up the Fund Page in a heart beat.

ultrareginarules

Remember him. Edward Crawford. A profile in courage.

plasmalogical

this isnt necessarily good news but i hope we can all agree that if you are attacked by a puma and you kill it with your bare hands it should be socially acceptable to wear the pelt wherever you damn well please

plasmalogical

spoken like a future puma victim

theindependentconservative

….why didn’t he shoot the mountain lion?

plasmalogical

lol what are you, a gun cuck? cant kill a large predator with your own hands?

baconmancr

gayfroggyfernycabbage

i will never get over the fact that the greatest showman robbed us of having jeremy jordan as philip carlisle and i will go down to my grave repeating that

voidstilesplease

And thank you for Stiles 🖤

tvandfilm

TEEN WOLF - S02E02

scerek

🐺 TEEN WOLF, Season 1, Episode 1 “Wolf Moon” (June 5th, 2011) 🐺

dailynarnia

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

catchymemes

afloweroutofstone

rociopath

executiveespressodepresso-deact

I saw Prince William was trending and assumed he died

briwatchesbadtv

Unpopular opinion, but Jamie should not tell Callie literally anything.

deadbeatmaker

remember on bones when the gang lied to booth about the JFK assassination because he’s such a patriot and used to be a sniper in the US military with like a billion confirmed kills and they don’t want him to freak out and question his entire worldview because the government lies sometimes....loser

chronicgoth

Yeah lol. Like, I used to love that show, and whenever I watch it now I'm like "This is a show about a bad guy who thinks he's the good guy" and honestly it makes it more interesting.

incel-moved-deactivated20210803

todaysbird

poverty & poor people = bad

poverty ‘aesthetic’ when it’s rich people = good

dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou

FINALLY someone said it! I swear I couldn’t stand the “tiny house” bullshit like poor people aint been living that life. Then you got the damn “van life” shit as if these bitches invented sleeping in yo car…

boffin-in-training-deactivated2

Is it wrong to make lemonade when life gives you lemons? Perhaps not. But what if the lemons you’re being given are intentionally constructe

Yo my favorite union author wrote a piece about this

arealghost

So I went to the Josh Fight

a summary:

- Two Josh Swains were in attendance. OG Josh, hailing from Arizona

- And Nebraska's own Josh Swain, from Omaha.

(feat. An Audio Engineer doing THE MOST for that sound quality)

-All the local news stations were there

- The majority of attendees were from out of state

- The two Josh Swains battled for supremacy by Rock Paper Scissors duel.

- The victor? Josh Swain, from Arizona. A crushing defeat for Josh Swain, who despite having none of Josh Swain's newfound Twitter Clout, DID have the home team advantage, as well as a Great Look.

- Following the Josh Swain Duel and coronation of the One True Josh Swain, there was an All-Josh pool noodle battle royale

- A brief list of notable Josh Variants I saw in this battle:

Josh Swain (Prime)

Josh Swain (Secondary)

Medieval Josh (full chain mail armor)

Spider Josh (x2)

"Josh Wick" (had pool noodles mounted to two electric drills for spin-attack capabilities)

Furry Josh (A Josh in a fursuit)

Big Josh (A large man with the words "Big Josh" painted on his bare torso, and "Dad Bod" painted on his back. Armed with pool noodle wolverine claws)

Little Josh (A small boy of about 5 years old)

Luchador Josh

Roman Centurion Josh

The rules were simple. Enter the ring and fight honorably (no headshots, no hits below the belt.) If you are hit with a pool noodle, you are dead, having fallen in glorious battle. The last Josh standing would be the winner.

The battle lasted a little over sixty seconds in total. The final victor was....

LITTLE JOSH, THE SMALLEST COMBATANT.

The crowd was going wild. The chanting for Little Josh was deafening. Truly there could have been no better outcome.

pool noodle combat was then opened to the general public, for fun rather than glory.

As for Josh Prime, he was like a very cool dude! As of last reporting, he raised $6600 dollars for the Children's Hospital and a truckload of nonperishables for the local food bank alongside the other Josh Fight attendees! He offered masks to any maskless people he met, and did his best to keep things as safe and socially distanced as he could, despite the ungodly amount of people who showed up to this random fucking field outside of Lincoln, Nebraska.

(Also for the Nebraskans: Yes he tried a Runza, and yes he says he enjoyed it.)

So anyway. Shoutout to the one and only Josh Swain.