Blonds with Chantry Issues

Gem | lvl42 | She/her | Dragon Age (Ali, Anders, Cullen, Lucanis) | Mass Effect (Kaidan) | Skyrim (Kaidan mod) | Assassin's Creed | Cyberpunk (River) | Greedfall (Kurt)

[dellamortte]

This isn't a good idea.

[birdc0re]

so me and my siblings (theres 3 of us) were eating dinner with my dad and we were talking about dad jokes and all of a sudden my dad goes “ive only made 3 jokes in my life and theyre all sitting in front of me”

thats it

the dad joke to end all dad jokes

[dell-amor-te]

May or may not have gotten a cameo from Zach Mendez of Lucanis telling his kids a bedtime story (that’s totally not about their parents), and I simply had to share the Dadcanis. ✨

[fictional-men-ruin-lives]

I have finals right now but I’m so tired I just couldn’t help it 🥹🥹🥹

The Commander’s soft gaze is something so fun to draw

[blubellrose]

Phenomenal AC Valhalla modern day Basim concept art by @ avvikka_art on Twitter.

the centre piece, of course, is the wolf shirt!

[emmavakarian-theirin]

demon of the night

[dellamortte]

zach mendez reading the “an hour more clear than any other” quote from lucanis’ logbook in lucanis’ voice during the da day panel oh my goddddd

[bossuary]

i cannot believe we found you.

[feaches]

the demon of vyrantium

[andrasteschosen]

thee veilguard couple for me I'm sorry

[arataka-reigen]

Show me how unwell you are by telling me what your top song of 2025 is so far

[blondswithchantryissues]

[larkinna]

the cozy :)

[that-house]

Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

[merrinla]

In the Venatori camp there was an option to stand in line with the the others. Then the Venatori would start paying attention to our ragtag gang and someone would pester one of the companions, depending on who was in the party. Except for Lucanis (he managed on his own), Neve came to everyone's rescue.

Companions: Guards. We'll need to get past them. Somehow. How do we get past those guards? We must get past those guards. Uh-oh. Guards. What's the plan for the guards? How do we get past the guards without killing 'em?

Rook: Leave it to me.

Companions: We're waiting in line? Really? Are we actually waiting in line? We're joining the queue? You're making us wait in line? They're going to spot us in the queue.

Rook: Barging through will just make us look suspicious.

Venatori talk: For the glory of Tevinter reborn. Move along. Hey! I was here first! One at a time. There's no need to push.

Companions: Rook? People are staring. Really staring. Rook, people are starting to stare at us. People are taking notice of us, Rook. People are looking at us, Rook. Rook. People are staring. I can smell it.

Rook: It's fine. Just act normal.

Venatori: Is that an elf? Here? Neve: My servant. Is there a problem? Bellara: Mistress takes me everywhere! She's so kind! Neve: Bellara. Bellara: Sorry, Mistress! Venatori: No, of course not. I apologize.

Venatori: Is that an elf? Here? Venatori: That's a Qunari! Here! Neve: My bodyguard. Would you like a demonstration?

Davrin: Would your ladyship like me to defend your honor? Venatori: No, that's quite all right.

Taash: (Growls.) Venatori: Uh, no, never mind.

Venatori: Hm. Are those Mourn Watch rings? Emmrich: Ah! Yes, they were given to me by— Neve: He murdered their previous owner for insulting his magic. Emmrich: Oh, yes, of course. That. It was very rude of him. Venatori: I think there's blood on your robes. Neve: Is there? Well, my servants shall hear of this.

Venatori: Is that a dwarf? Here? Neve: She's just short. Harding: Right. Just a short Venatori. For the risen gods! Neve: For the glory of Tevinter reborn.

Venatori: Don't I know you from somewhere? Lucanis: Nigel Serpentus Gordian, of the Asariel Gordians. Perhaps we've met? Venatori: No, I... I must've been mistaken. Neve: "Nigel"? Lucanis: What? I would make a great Nigel.

[homunculus-argument]

My favourite harmless prank I've heard of was done by this girl whose dad was a geologist, and they'd go on day hikes with his geologist friends/co-workers and when she got bored on them she'd habitually pick up a random rock and go ask him what it is, and one of them would explain what kind of a rock that is, how it probably got here, and usually some notions of the more unusual features the rock had, if any.

And she had a friend who had once gone on a tourist trip to Iceland and brought back a volcanic rock. So she borrowed the rock and took it with her on the hike, and after two randomly picked up "hey dad what rock is this", she presented the volcanic rock, in the same fashion as all the others.

3 minutes later there are five middle-aged and older men circled around this mysterious rock, all agreeing on what it is, but not why it is. They keep asking her questions, where did she find it? Were there any other rocks around there that looked like it? Was it like this on the ground? People walking past the group try to stretch their necks to see over the geologists' shoulders to see what's the source of such amazement.

And in the end she couldn't take it anymore, burst into laughter and confessed. The geologists agree that it was pretty clever.

[feenyxblue]

Geologist enrichment

[weaselle]

sometimes you gotta mess with the High Geologist

[acecroft]

Not your biz, Johnny.

[hefnerama]

I like that Johnny’s all jokes here, but if you actually do sleep with River, he goes, “V, I can’t believe you made me fuck a cop.”

[blondswithchantryissues]

I love this, but I don't think I'll ever get it in my game because I can't hold off on meeting River until that late in the game (I think you have to pick the right options at the 'grave') 😅

Tbh, I love Johnny's other dialogue too - it's more "he likes you" than "you like him", which I think V needs to hear.

[heartbreakincident]

im no silverv scholar (yet) but i gotta say. i dont think i fully agree with saying that johnny changes his tune about V because they're the first person who's been nice to him in fifty years. reason? V is never fucking nice to johnny.

no, i think johnny changes his tune about them because V gives as good as they get. in the beginning when they first meet, johnny tries to kill them so what do they do? pop the omega blockers to make him disappear for awhile. direct consequences to being an asshole, and that's why he reassesses and decides to talk to V. from then on, johnny can't open his mouth without V giving him attitude. the two of them trade insults back and forth like they're getting paid for it.

V doesn't just lay back and take it, they call him on his shit, they bite back, and then after all that, they listen. instead of writing him off as a narcissistic rockerboy or a whackjob, they try to actually understand him, and that's why he actually starts caring about them.

nice has got nothing to do with it. i don't think johnny knows what to do with nice. but someone who tries to get him, who wants to know him instead of just trying to fix him? that's someone who might be worth looking out for.