Hefner Hefnorium's Hefner Emporium

My personal blog for all the non-Batman geeky things I like and think/rant about. For actual Batman stuff, find me at about-faces.tumblr.com and batman-daily.tumblr.com!

[blanq]

tumblr glitched and now there’s just a guy in the void

[daughter-of-prospero]

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

[tgatbc]

[sleepy-bebby]

If anyone wants to know what a leopard seal sounds like 🦷🩸

[bandydear]

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

[gallusrostromegalus]

I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.

[fallingtowers]

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

Damn. That really is a grackle.

[hefnerama]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Well, this is weird.

[ironwoman359]

Dude what's wrong with your house

[tomb-mold]

look i knowwww this will make me sound like a pretentious asshole, but art and culture literally make you a better and more interesting person. im not exaggerating. you need to pick up some highfalutin classic literature or watch some experimental auteur films every now and then to gain some scope and perspective about the world around you. cultivate curiosity! this can help you in many ways☝

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[jaebird88]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Whats your fave Shakespeare and fave adaptation

I don't think I have a favorite Shakespeare! I think I've seen more Hamlet than anything else but I don't know if that makes it my favorite or if that's just what's crossed my path the most.

Not sure I have a favorite adaptation either (would one count Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead as an adaptation? I sometimes find it kind of the poor man's Waiting for Godot but I do still like it). I did recently see a Joseon Dynasty-era retelling of Twelfth Night by the National Theater Company of Korea in Myeongdong Theater last year, that was a BLAST. Entire theater was cracking up, including a group of teenagers that didn't seem very invested at first but by the end were screaming with laughter, it was a lot of fun

[hefnerama]

Have you seen Julie Taymor’s “Titus” with Anthony Hopkins? If not, oh please do. It’s a delightful, beautiful delight for sickos.

I found the full movie on YouTube last month and was very tempted to post about it here but lost my nerve. But now, an opportunity! Nerve momentarily regained!

[anyonewestofbree]

Let’s climb on and chew and get chomped by mama

[drtanner]

Me, seeing the first frame of this video: Oh, mama's at the end of her rope. :')

[thecolorsfucked]

she seems a lil stressed

[chronicallydragons]

anyone else ever wish they could lie down harder? Like, I'm already horizonal, but I need more horizonal. I need to be absorbed by the floor. I think that would fix me

[mngwa]

This. This would fix me

[gamer-0-clock]

When the schemes are gay and sinister

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[snarling-through-our-smiles]

[hypokeimena]

image description: tweet by olayemi olurin @/msolurin, reading: There's no high like making a successful hail mary argument. A prosecutor once asked for bail on my client because he had like 63 convictions and I was like judge... 63 convictions sounds like a man who showed up to court at least 63 times. And the judge was like yea you right /end description

[freenarnian]

You've heard of the man, the myth, the legend. Now get ready for the woman, the omen, the portent.

[thefriendlymurderer]

Jolene

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn