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often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

homunculus-argument

My boyfriend starts sneezing when it's going to rain (water) because he's allergic to ground mould (earth) that rises into the air. His sister is allergic to direct sunlight (fire) and their little brother has cold intolerance (air).

Only the avatar, who could get their ass beat by all the four elements

lilkitten11

your boyfriend can detect when it's going to rain?

homunculus-argument

He's correct more often than the weather forecast.

vvyel09

Ino & sakura

I love yall...🌹 I love them too... omg... I can sleep now...🌹

scoobydoomed

boring dot com forward slash bullshit

pqgr2

mens-rights-activia

Him: I don’t have any condoms. I guess we’ll have to do without-

Me: GUESS AGAIN BITCH

A HOE ALWAYS COMES PREPARED!

kathereal

I truly admire your dedication to this hoe lifestyle

valtsv

forget age gaps or differences in rank or whatever the most potently dangerous power dynamic in any relationship is "people like you more than me"

chaptertwo-thepacnw

maggie and moe.

cykelops

the platelets in my body when I rip off the fresh scab they just spent hours working on

duckles-mcfuckles-deactivated20

average Polnareff b story

originals under cut

psychotic-gerard

listening to a man break up with his partner on the train and the first sentence I heard was "I just don't appreciate you cheating on me six different times, once with my own father."