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pukicho

You flirt and kiss and for what??? Sex?????! Love?????? Pathetic.

aphuckingbeesechurger

To level my charisma stat

pukicho

Ah a gamer, you may pass

baronfulmen

Fantasy humans are freaks

So, set aside all the speculation about what kind of scary aliens humans would be from the perspective of other species. Let’s talk fantasy for a second.

Everyone knows half elves, and we know the other half is human but we don’t call them half humans. Why? Because it’s assumed all half breeds are part human, since humans will fuck anything.

See it’s not just elves. In D&D, for example, there are half orcs, half angels, half demons, half elementals, half spirit-things, half snakes… humans are out there fucking whatever pops a tentacle through to the material plane.

And of course I’m not saying this is never consentual so the other races must have people that are dtf with humans but I don’t think they’re known for it. I think humans are the ones that initiate pretty much every time.

So I feel like in fantasy when someone is like “oh I’m the cursed offspring of a magic cow and a -” everyone will just cut them off and be like “ - human, yeah, fucking a magic cow sounds about right for those horny bastards.”

englishmajorhumor

pxkibu

I’M GONNA just go ahead and make everyone happier than they actually are okay sue me

trapcard

villain: im going to kill everyone if you don’t stop me tbh. hero: if we kill this villain then we are just as bad as him me watching: just kill him omfg…..

jumex

gordons-moved

pixel-prim

Cole, my spirit son ;;;

goodassdog

pkpaulshow

Thanks Trico

da-moose-mcgillycuddy

Took them seven years to make this game…

owlbearly

listen…. this idea woke me up at 5 in the morning

overwatch-central-blog

Junkrat makes a new friend

-Returns to Overwatch Main menu screen - Junkrat appears and laughs

My 3 yr old Sister: “Is that you?”

Me: “No that’s junkrat.”

Sister: “His hair is on fire.”

Me: “Yup.”

Sister: “ Does it hurt him? Is he otay?”

Me: “No it doesn’t hurt, He’s ok it happens.”

Sister: “What is that? Is he a turtle?”

Me: “No that’s his tire he uses it to blow people up.”

Sister: “ I like him, he’s my friend. Can you take my picture with him?”

iloveroadhog

TELL HER SHE’S MY FRIEND TOO!!!!!

zebratoastart

My LoZSecretSanta2014 gift for kyootiepies!

I don’t know how exactly Medli would end up somewhere snowy (Ice Ring Isle, maybe?) but as soon as I saw her name on your prompt list I knew I had to come up with something…

I’ve actually never drawn Medli before, despite her being my favourite Wind Waker character, so thanks for giving me this opportunity! It was a lot of fun to do, and I hope you like it!

Anyways, have a somewhat belated happy holidays and merry Christmas and all that good stuff!