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nathan | 23 | he/him

[taiga-fujimura-official]

Out here hitting the Bong of Anubis

[deathcherrycola]

*me hitting the bong* this isn’t that bad actu-

[zeitgeistluvr]

Going back in time to when they crucified Jesus. Not to save him (I’m pro choice) but to climb up there and feed him Ibuprofen and mini m&ms from my slightly cupped palm. like one might feed sugar cubes to a horse.

[avvocarlo]

doing the marge simpson impression so hard that I throw up

[great-and-small]

Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”

[hungwy]

getting wicked drunk on honeydew behind my shoe house and smoking a mint leaf that a caterpillar sold me for five acorns

[velvetmysoul]

[anphivenas]

wqs smoking wuith the guy from river monsers and he strqightw up passed rhe joint to the giant fish

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

did it cough

[anphivenas]

no it straigt up sucked that thing

[saltlordofold]

more dao stuff I’ve been using to cool down this week

[mtg-talk]

My friend forgot to secure the latch on his magic card briefcase and all his commander decks are now mixed together. Now he’s playing 1200 card pickup and has to reorganize everything.

[elspeth-tirel]

[everythingfox]

👁️🐽👁️

[crazy-brazilian]

Holy shit he’s back

[wanderer-chronicles]

[dragoncarrion]

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

[kittygaycat]

[nona-nona-nona]

kanye breast

[andrewblurmoved-deactivated2024]

having to ask people if you’re still hanging out is one of the worst things ever . like is our playdate still on? im gonna stab myself

[unclefather]

[everythingfox]

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