[fairycosmos]

i don’t careee i don’t careee I don’t careee i don’t CAREEEEEEE

[entrailer]

sometimes you invent mind prisons for yourself for no good reason and youre like "i really like being in the mind prison" even though you dont actually like being in the mind prison

[scissorsaint]

blood magic isn’t even that big of a deal you guys are just sensitive

[papayajuan2019]

i often feel like a dog that's been tasked with paperwork

[sigmaleph]

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

[aminta]

your straight boyfriend is not FRUITY he is not a TWINK he is not GAY FOR THE STRAP he is a 25 year old heterosexual man named TYLER and his favorite hobby is playing MARVEL RIVALS

[grimygrimygrimy]

sometimes when you are wondering “what lesson am I meant to learn from this person in my life?” the answer is that you are supposed to devour their head like a praying mantis and be done w them

[kosmogrl]

[normalblognormalboy-moved]

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

[wykart]

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

[vamplire]

fully sober in the club googling vampires

[alethianightsong]

Ok, so in the original Bram Stoker novel, sunlight is not lethal to Dracula. He just loses most of his powers. I'm bringing this up cuz I want a horror comedy where the hero, sensing dawn, tears off the curtains as a last-ditch effort only to have the vampire go "Aw shit, there goes most of my fancy powers. Guess I'll have to beat your ass the old-fashioned way" then proceeds to just deck the hero cuz a vampire at half-strength is still a fucking vampire.

[kosmogrl]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[hotvampireadjacent]

[again-please]

kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..