[scissorsaint]

blood magic isn’t even that big of a deal you guys are just sensitive

[papayajuan2019]

i often feel like a dog that's been tasked with paperwork

[sigmaleph]

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

[aminta]

your straight boyfriend is not FRUITY he is not a TWINK he is not GAY FOR THE STRAP he is a 25 year old heterosexual man named TYLER and his favorite hobby is playing MARVEL RIVALS

[grimygrimygrimy]

sometimes when you are wondering “what lesson am I meant to learn from this person in my life?” the answer is that you are supposed to devour their head like a praying mantis and be done w them

[kosmogrl]

[normalblognormalboy-moved]

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

[wykart]

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

[vamplire]

fully sober in the club googling vampires

[alethianightsong]

Ok, so in the original Bram Stoker novel, sunlight is not lethal to Dracula. He just loses most of his powers. I'm bringing this up cuz I want a horror comedy where the hero, sensing dawn, tears off the curtains as a last-ditch effort only to have the vampire go "Aw shit, there goes most of my fancy powers. Guess I'll have to beat your ass the old-fashioned way" then proceeds to just deck the hero cuz a vampire at half-strength is still a fucking vampire.

[kosmogrl]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[hotvampireadjacent]

[again-please]

kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[nlog-sama]

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat