You're legless & limping & lost & it's just like they like you~

OOC: an oc ask for my TMA Hunt avatar!! :D

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

Hello humans, avatars, and everything in between… You may refer to me as The Huntsman or just Hunter.

I found an open computer on the desk of one of my prey and saw it was open to Tumble or something. Since they won’t be needing it anymore, I decided to created own “blog” to interact with all of you. You know, see what this internet has to offer.

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🫀Hunting Prey = Asks

🩸Cut Tongue = Rambling/opinions (OOC: and maybe lore drops)

🔫Fired Bullet = OOC/creator yaps

🪡 = Collected Corpse = Reblogged images/etc

Character design btw and a small playlist inspired by him<3

Heyo!!! This is @awkwardlyexistinginacorner, the creator of this oc and blog! Remember no NSFW because a minor runs this account :p

[therealestheadarchivist]

Archivist here.

It's dark, it's cold, I'm lost and.. I hear... Sirens? And high-pitched screeching?? Oh god.

[The Archivist is now available to be hunted for sport]

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

I’ve been waiting for this!~

[therealestheadarchivist]

Archivist here. You know what, Elias has done a bunch of horrible things. But, thankfully I've found a list of things he'll probably never do.

1. He's never gonna give you up (lie)

2. He's never gonna let you down (double lie)

3. He's never gonna run around (maybe right. He makes others do that)

4. And desert you (triple lie)

5. He's never gonna make you cry (.. he has. Plenty)

6. He's never gonna say goodbye (well..)

7. He's never gonna tell a lie (LIE)

8. And hurt you (he does. All the time)

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

Archivist I will hunt you down.

[therealestheadarchivist]

No you won't.

[Jon is awfully overconfident and smug about that]

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

…I don’t get all the negative reactions, it’s a pretty good song.

[therealestheadarchivist]

Archivist heeeEeEE— [Jon has gotten a horrible electric shock. His arm hurts like hell]

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

toasted archivist for dinner??

[therealestheadarchivist]

.. No. No Archivist for dinner. Haven't we learned that I'm not edible from the last time people tried to cook me???

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

I dunno, heard that human meat tastes like veal… I’m not against the idea :)

[therealestheadarchivist]

Who showed the Flesh Avatars how to get to my blog again??? Or Hunt, I don't care. Whatever it is with interest in using me as a food source.

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

Oh please, Archivist, no one had to show me anything. I could smell those dusty statements from a mile away.

[therealestheadarchivist]

.. Hey. So. I have to warn you. I am not very well-kept and probably don't taste very good. May I suggest going after the one who brought up toasting me for dinner instead?

[howardlyexisting]

Wow, just threw you to the wolves @eldest-daughter-syndrome

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

...I probably deserved that in all honesty

[therealestheadarchivist]

Yeah. You did. You had that one coming. [Anyway Jon takes off running as far as possible from the scene.. [At least as far as his half-damaged legs can carry him at the moment. Owie]]

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

Hm. Guess it’s just me and you now @eldest-daughter-syndrome.

unless you’re all for a man hunt for the Archivist?

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

[Ellie rubs her temples]

This was not how I was expecting my evening to go...

Y'know what? Yeah I think it would be really funny.

Although I would prefer to draw the line at... eating him...

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

[sigh that was almost sounded disappointed]

Fine, fine, we draw the line at eating him. I’m definitely going to spook him though, no negotiating there.

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

Fair enough, I suppose.

he uh.. might not need help with that though. I almost feel a little bad.

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

PFT- y… You’d think he’d learn to watch where he steps after running from soooo many avatars~.. Almost disappointed :/

Oh, don’t feel bad. It’s not like I’m going to kill him! probably

[Solomon just begins causally approaching the fallen Archivist, humming a soft tune]

[therealestheadarchivist]

N-no, wait, hold on, let's be rational for a second.. [Jon, finding himself unable to get up, scoots backwards across the floor.. also in cheap horror movie fashion]

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

Oh but rationality was never really my style~

[The small bones that hung down from his hat occasionally clattered together as Solomon got closer, making sure to take his sweet time]

[therealestheadarchivist]

Ohgodohgodohgodohgod [Jon keeps backing up, a little faster no. He doesn't watch where he's headed.. ... and then ends up backing down a staircase. Ooooh yikes. That's gotta hurt.]

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

[Solomon just watches as Jonathan just tumbles down the stairs, laughing almost manically as the Archivist does so]

THAT WAS BETTER THAN WHAT I WAS PLANNING HAHSHSHAHSHAHD

[therealestheadarchivist]

Ooow.. my back.. and my ankle.. think I damaged something there.. @eldest-daughter-syndrome tell em to stop laughing at my suffering :[

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

I mean I could... try? But he was fully willing to eat either one of us like five minutes ago so I'm not sure it would be that effective.

...Need a hand up?

[therealestheadarchivist]

.. I feel like I can't move. Mm.. I think I damaged something.... Can't feel my legs.

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

Well. That's not... concerning at all.

[Ellie crouches down to loop one of Jon's arms over her shoulders and hauls him up.]

Solomon, do you mind if I excuse myself to get this idiot to a hospital? ...or, I don't know, a couch or something, at the very least?

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

Fine, fine, I’ll leave you two be! I got my fun anyways

[And just like that Solomon softly whistles ‘A-Hunting We Shall Go’ to himself and walks off to god knows where]

[therealestheadarchivist]

Archivist heeeEeEE— [Jon has gotten a horrible electric shock. His arm hurts like hell]

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

toasted archivist for dinner??

[therealestheadarchivist]

.. No. No Archivist for dinner. Haven't we learned that I'm not edible from the last time people tried to cook me???

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

I dunno, heard that human meat tastes like veal… I’m not against the idea :)

[therealestheadarchivist]

Who showed the Flesh Avatars how to get to my blog again??? Or Hunt, I don't care. Whatever it is with interest in using me as a food source.

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

Oh please, Archivist, no one had to show me anything. I could smell those dusty statements from a mile away.

[therealestheadarchivist]

.. Hey. So. I have to warn you. I am not very well-kept and probably don't taste very good. May I suggest going after the one who brought up toasting me for dinner instead?

[howardlyexisting]

Wow, just threw you to the wolves @eldest-daughter-syndrome

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

...I probably deserved that in all honesty

[therealestheadarchivist]

Yeah. You did. You had that one coming. [Anyway Jon takes off running as far as possible from the scene.. [At least as far as his half-damaged legs can carry him at the moment. Owie]]

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

Hm. Guess it’s just me and you now @eldest-daughter-syndrome.

unless you’re all for a man hunt for the Archivist?

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

[Ellie rubs her temples]

This was not how I was expecting my evening to go...

Y'know what? Yeah I think it would be really funny.

Although I would prefer to draw the line at... eating him...

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

[sigh that was almost sounded disappointed]

Fine, fine, we draw the line at eating him. I’m definitely going to spook him though, no negotiating there.

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

Fair enough, I suppose.

he uh.. might not need help with that though. I almost feel a little bad.

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

PFT- y… You’d think he’d learn to watch where he steps after running from soooo many avatars~.. Almost disappointed :/

Oh, don’t feel bad. It’s not like I’m going to kill him! probably

[Solomon just begins causally approaching the fallen Archivist, humming a soft tune]

[therealestheadarchivist]

N-no, wait, hold on, let's be rational for a second.. [Jon, finding himself unable to get up, scoots backwards across the floor.. also in cheap horror movie fashion]

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

Oh but rationality was never really my style~

[The small bones that hung down from his hat occasionally clattered together as Solomon got closer, making sure to take his sweet time]

[therealestheadarchivist]

Ohgodohgodohgodohgod [Jon keeps backing up, a little faster no. He doesn't watch where he's headed.. ... and then ends up backing down a staircase. Ooooh yikes. That's gotta hurt.]

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

[Solomon just watches as Jonathan just tumbles down the stairs, laughing almost manically as the Archivist does so]

THAT WAS BETTER THAN WHAT I WAS PLANNING HAHSHSHAHSHAHD

[therealestheadarchivist]

Archivist heeeEeEE— [Jon has gotten a horrible electric shock. His arm hurts like hell]

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

toasted archivist for dinner??

[therealestheadarchivist]

.. No. No Archivist for dinner. Haven't we learned that I'm not edible from the last time people tried to cook me???

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

I dunno, heard that human meat tastes like veal… I’m not against the idea :)

[therealestheadarchivist]

Who showed the Flesh Avatars how to get to my blog again??? Or Hunt, I don't care. Whatever it is with interest in using me as a food source.

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

Oh please, Archivist, no one had to show me anything. I could smell those dusty statements from a mile away.

[therealestheadarchivist]

.. Hey. So. I have to warn you. I am not very well-kept and probably don't taste very good. May I suggest going after the one who brought up toasting me for dinner instead?

[howardlyexisting]

Wow, just threw you to the wolves @eldest-daughter-syndrome

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

...I probably deserved that in all honesty

[therealestheadarchivist]

Yeah. You did. You had that one coming. [Anyway Jon takes off running as far as possible from the scene.. [At least as far as his half-damaged legs can carry him at the moment. Owie]]

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

Hm. Guess it’s just me and you now @eldest-daughter-syndrome.

unless you’re all for a man hunt for the Archivist?

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

[Ellie rubs her temples]

This was not how I was expecting my evening to go...

Y'know what? Yeah I think it would be really funny.

Although I would prefer to draw the line at... eating him...

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

[sigh that was almost sounded disappointed]

Fine, fine, we draw the line at eating him. I’m definitely going to spook him though, no negotiating there.

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

Fair enough, I suppose.

he uh.. might not need help with that though. I almost feel a little bad.

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

PFT- y… You’d think he’d learn to watch where he steps after running from soooo many avatars~.. Almost disappointed :/

Oh, don’t feel bad. It’s not like I’m going to kill him! probably

[Solomon just begins causally approaching the fallen Archivist, humming a soft tune]

[therealestheadarchivist]

N-no, wait, hold on, let's be rational for a second.. [Jon, finding himself unable to get up, scoots backwards across the floor.. also in cheap horror movie fashion]

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

Oh but rationality was never really my style~

[The small bones that hung down from his hat occasionally clattered together as Solomon got closer, making sure to take his sweet time]

[therealestheadarchivist]

Archivist heeeEeEE— [Jon has gotten a horrible electric shock. His arm hurts like hell]

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

toasted archivist for dinner??

[therealestheadarchivist]

.. No. No Archivist for dinner. Haven't we learned that I'm not edible from the last time people tried to cook me???

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

I dunno, heard that human meat tastes like veal… I’m not against the idea :)

[therealestheadarchivist]

Who showed the Flesh Avatars how to get to my blog again??? Or Hunt, I don't care. Whatever it is with interest in using me as a food source.

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

Oh please, Archivist, no one had to show me anything. I could smell those dusty statements from a mile away.

[therealestheadarchivist]

.. Hey. So. I have to warn you. I am not very well-kept and probably don't taste very good. May I suggest going after the one who brought up toasting me for dinner instead?

[howardlyexisting]

Wow, just threw you to the wolves @eldest-daughter-syndrome

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

...I probably deserved that in all honesty

[therealestheadarchivist]

Yeah. You did. You had that one coming. [Anyway Jon takes off running as far as possible from the scene.. [At least as far as his half-damaged legs can carry him at the moment. Owie]]

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

Hm. Guess it’s just me and you now @eldest-daughter-syndrome.

unless you’re all for a man hunt for the Archivist?

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

[Ellie rubs her temples]

This was not how I was expecting my evening to go...

Y'know what? Yeah I think it would be really funny.

Although I would prefer to draw the line at... eating him...

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

[sigh that was almost sounded disappointed]

Fine, fine, we draw the line at eating him. I’m definitely going to spook him though, no negotiating there.

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

Fair enough, I suppose.

he uh.. might not need help with that though. I almost feel a little bad.

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

PFT- y… You’d think he’d learn to watch where he steps after running from soooo many avatars~.. Almost disappointed :/

Oh, don’t feel bad. It’s not like I’m going to kill him! probably

[Solomon just begins causally approaching the fallen Archivist, humming a soft tune]

[therealestheadarchivist]

Archivist heeeEeEE— [Jon has gotten a horrible electric shock. His arm hurts like hell]

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

toasted archivist for dinner??

[therealestheadarchivist]

.. No. No Archivist for dinner. Haven't we learned that I'm not edible from the last time people tried to cook me???

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

I dunno, heard that human meat tastes like veal… I’m not against the idea :)

[therealestheadarchivist]

Who showed the Flesh Avatars how to get to my blog again??? Or Hunt, I don't care. Whatever it is with interest in using me as a food source.

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

Oh please, Archivist, no one had to show me anything. I could smell those dusty statements from a mile away.

[therealestheadarchivist]

.. Hey. So. I have to warn you. I am not very well-kept and probably don't taste very good. May I suggest going after the one who brought up toasting me for dinner instead?

[howardlyexisting]

Wow, just threw you to the wolves @eldest-daughter-syndrome

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

...I probably deserved that in all honesty

[therealestheadarchivist]

Yeah. You did. You had that one coming. [Anyway Jon takes off running as far as possible from the scene.. [At least as far as his half-damaged legs can carry him at the moment. Owie]]

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

Hm. Guess it’s just me and you now @eldest-daughter-syndrome.

unless you’re all for a man hunt for the Archivist?

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

[Ellie rubs her temples]

This was not how I was expecting my evening to go...

Y'know what? Yeah I think it would be really funny.

Although I would prefer to draw the line at... eating him...

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

[sigh that was almost sounded disappointed]

Fine, fine, we draw the line at eating him. I’m definitely going to spook him though, no negotiating there.

[therealestheadarchivist]

Archivist heeeEeEE— [Jon has gotten a horrible electric shock. His arm hurts like hell]

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

toasted archivist for dinner??

[therealestheadarchivist]

.. No. No Archivist for dinner. Haven't we learned that I'm not edible from the last time people tried to cook me???

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

I dunno, heard that human meat tastes like veal… I’m not against the idea :)

[therealestheadarchivist]

Who showed the Flesh Avatars how to get to my blog again??? Or Hunt, I don't care. Whatever it is with interest in using me as a food source.

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

Oh please, Archivist, no one had to show me anything. I could smell those dusty statements from a mile away.

[therealestheadarchivist]

.. Hey. So. I have to warn you. I am not very well-kept and probably don't taste very good. May I suggest going after the one who brought up toasting me for dinner instead?

[howardlyexisting]

Wow, just threw you to the wolves @eldest-daughter-syndrome

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

...I probably deserved that in all honesty

[therealestheadarchivist]

Yeah. You did. You had that one coming. [Anyway Jon takes off running as far as possible from the scene.. [At least as far as his half-damaged legs can carry him at the moment. Owie]]

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

Hm. Guess it’s just me and you now @eldest-daughter-syndrome.

unless you’re all for a man hunt for the Archivist?

[therealestheadarchivist]

Archivist heeeEeEE— [Jon has gotten a horrible electric shock. His arm hurts like hell]

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

toasted archivist for dinner??

[therealestheadarchivist]

.. No. No Archivist for dinner. Haven't we learned that I'm not edible from the last time people tried to cook me???

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

I dunno, heard that human meat tastes like veal… I’m not against the idea :)

[therealestheadarchivist]

Who showed the Flesh Avatars how to get to my blog again??? Or Hunt, I don't care. Whatever it is with interest in using me as a food source.

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

Oh please, Archivist, no one had to show me anything. I could smell those dusty statements from a mile away.

[therealestheadarchivist]

Archivist heeeEeEE— [Jon has gotten a horrible electric shock. His arm hurts like hell]

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

toasted archivist for dinner??

[therealestheadarchivist]

.. No. No Archivist for dinner. Haven't we learned that I'm not edible from the last time people tried to cook me???

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

I dunno, heard that human meat tastes like veal… I’m not against the idea :)

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

Howard or I guess @awkwardlyexistinginacorner told me of this character called The Butcher that reminded him of me.

Honestly I think I fw him

[number1wifemisser]

Nikola Orsinov should've strapped Jon against one of those spinning board things and threw knives at him

[therealestheadarchivist]

I STRONGLY disagree.

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

I think that’d be quite funny, honestly would’ve offered her some free human skin to watch that in person.

[therealestheadarchivist]

PLEASE DO NOT.

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

What's your opinion on the other entities?

Ah. Them.. Personally I’ve had some strangely nice interactions with avatars of the vast, stranger, and lonely—when I wasn’t hunting them down of course, even was a sort of acquaintance with a few of them.

My opinions on the rest tend to range from annoying to just plain and simple indifference. DEFINITELY not a fan of the spiral, got lost in its territory and almost starved. Not mention that distortion thing keeps taking some of my prey before I can get my hands on them.

[number1wifemisser]

Nikola Orsinov should've strapped Jon against one of those spinning board things and threw knives at him

[therealestheadarchivist]

I STRONGLY disagree.

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

I think that’d be quite funny, honestly would’ve offered her some free human skin to watch that in person.

[ives57]

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

Maybe I should visit Pennsylvania for a short vacation, im sure I’ll find maybe a deer or two. Maybe even another person if I’m lucky.

[bloodsoakedhandsandteeth]

Like in you or just in your possession?

In my possession, of course. I’m not one of those… Flesh things.

Though I think on a medical level, it wouldn’t exactly be healthy to have two hearts. Blood pressure and what not…