Aspiring Dead Man

[bloodspatterguy]

oh my GOD I need to eat a pear and watermelon and grapes and mango and pomegranate and grapefruit and orange and kiwi and cherries and lychee and peach and passion fruit and rambutan and pineapple and raspberries and plum

[skoomabong]

sure

[sacred-portal]

[dogpuppy]

[amazoogle]

lets count to 200 thousand. ready?

1

[thornoforange]

2

[ches-nogat]

3

[babaint]

four

[tumbalaria]

5

[bloodspatterguy]

walk into one of the bathrooms at my work (two single stall) and it smells like dog surgery

[staryiu]

uncertain abt where i will be sleeping tonight. ive tucked a smallish dog into my bed. i guess i will curl up in the corner..as an action of love

[saltwater-stranded]

seal in a bubble bath

source

[bgm05]

I miss pjackks jellybean era

[pjackk]

I miss da era where u passed out in bath tub cuz u sneezed to hard and fell your ass right on the holiday dinnerfish and it got scared and jumped in the toilet and swam down da drain

[bgm05]

You promised not to tell anyone about that

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[vinegarss]

it is so crazy that we all liked overwatch

[bootleg-black-marble]

[autodiscipline]

Spreepark, Berlin, Germany

[melonwah]

[dogpuppy]

[bloodspatterguy]

when no break at work you make your own by standing in the bathroom on tumblr hello

[herpsandbirds]

Gunning's Rock Scorpion (Hadogenes gunningi), family Hormuridae, Magaliesburg area, South Africa

photograph by Francois Kriel

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke