Pretty please can I have karkat x reader NSFW and SFW head cannons please!? Preferably with AFAB reader but if you're more comfortable with G/N reader that's fine to!
ི ·̩͙ 𓊆🦀𓊇 Karkat Vantas x AFAB!Reader Headcanons ꒰ ❤︎ ꒱
✧.〔⚠️〕 CW : Sfw, Nsfw, Brat taming, Biting, Corny shit in general, earth C setting, a bit of angst maybee
Ok I'm sorry this take too long I was DYING of period cramps, my uterus was stabbing me 24/7
• All of Karkat's idea of romance and relationships comes from romantic movies and some books of that genre too
• Look me in the eye and lie to me saying Karkat Vantas didn't read or watch Twilight. Mostly thanks to Kanaya ( he is team Jacob trust me )
• Ok going with you and the troll of the hour. You two have always movie nights, mostly movies he picks
• Afterwards he is making you a quizz and trivia to see if you were taking attention to the movie
• He is up to watch your favorite movies too of course, mostly if they're romantic ones
• If they're horror ones, trust me he is clinging you and clawing your arm all the movie
• Karkat nails are too sharp as his teeth, he is a little bug
• Ok a big bug, fat Karkat propaganda 2026. I'm sorry but Karkat will be always be fat in my eyes look at HIM
• When you're cuddling, sometimes he lays top of you and puts all his weight on top of you. And he decides when the hug ends
• He loves gossip, please gossip with him he could love to hear any juicy gossip you bring home
• Karkat and you have a pretty normal life, and Karkat enjoys it. Finally being in calm, normality with his beloved one, think about like those slice of life animes
• He enjoys cooking you meals and let me tell you, this man cooking is heavenly. Crab dad have shown him well
• He doesn't admite it but he misses his Lusus, it feels so weird without him around, ok leave him alone he isn't getting emotional you are getting emotional
• People should talk more about them please I beg y'all
• he HATES seeing you sad or upset, "WHAT IS GOING ON? DON'T FUCKING LIE TO ME TELL ME THE TRUTH.", he isn't the best at words ok
• You're getting into a 2 hour cuddle session, with your comfort movie and some of your favorite snacks until you're doing better or tell him what is tormenting you
• I see him always getting you romantic gifts when you go out in dates. Like a bouquet of your favorite flowers, a stuffed animal of your favorite animals chocolates... That kind of corny stuff
• He likes seeing you stealing his clothes, he will whine and complain about it as he does with everything but he adores how big his sweater looks on you
• You once gifted Karkat a crab plushie, thinking he couldn't like it at all. WELL WRONG!!!! He adores it, it's like his son, he is taking it everywhere around the home
• If you dress Fem, he really likes how you like in those cute dresses and skirts of you
• He just adores you, like just imagining you and letting a dreamy sigh escape his lips
• He gets all red when you kiss his cheek or peek his lips out nowhere
• I associate Karkat with cherries idk why, I just think it fits him
• You both share any kind of matching accessory, rings, bracelets, collars, etc
• he is always holding your hand in public, he isn't letting you go
• He definitely calls you stupid sweet names like honey, darling or little dumby
• yours towards him are; grumpy, dear, crabby
• I personally see Karkat as a switch sub
• he bites, not like normal bites, HE BITES. Your neck is a roadmap of sharp teeth marks, he isn't stopping until you're bleeding
• If u give him to choose between ass, boobs and thighs. He is going to thighs, he adores your thighs
• Feeling their fat between his palms, scratching them when he is down there eating you out.
• After a session he is taking all the time of the world to take care of the bites he gave you and scratches
• He enjoys pleasuring you, seeing your face all flushed and worked out by just work of his fingers drives him insane
• Any make out session ends you with bloody lips, he is biting your lips at any chance he got
• He has an oral fixation so, good luck with that. That's the main reason he is always biting any part of you he can get his mouth at
• his favorite parts to bite are your neck and your inner thighs
• His favorite positions are: Missionary, 69 ( duuh ), Doggystyle and thruster.
• He has a degradation and praise kink, brat taming and of course hair pulling
• He LOOVES putting you in your place after being such a brat all day fucking you hard and deep, pulling on your hair
• He is the one of the best head giver amongst the beta trolls, he can make you see stars with only his fingers and mouth