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it is so funny when you realize that by drow standards, especially drow noble house and ESPECIALLY Baenre standards, Minthara is the woke liberal

She is willing to work with men in leadership positions even post-mind control and she will actually compliment and admire their tyrannical prowess

She will argue that the refugees in Baldur’s Gate should be enslaved because it’s practical and better for them that way, not because they’re weak lesser races that deserve to be subjugated

Like she probably gets called a libtard at Spider Thanksgiving every year while all her relatives are trying to poison each other

meanbossart

What you would see if you looked over Astarion's shoulder in the public transport/sidewalk/grocery store line.

lavenderstobins

he has to learn the hard way

malcontentonline

Very sorry this has become a Gortash tiddy blog. In my defence he’s very fun to soak in milk and throw at walls.

tapetum-lucidumb

works both ways imo

arianiziolek

THIS

meanbossart

x

slightlyplant

i love wyll ravengard

februeruri

the music teacher

bloodweaveshipper

He’s my baby LEAVE HIM ALONE

drifting-cirro-cloud

Astarion's wording is so old fashioned when he's using vicious mockery 😭 it makes me think of Wyll and his dialouge about Astarion's age becoming apparent with his words choice at times.

And it's just. So funny to imagine this happens extra while Astarion is pissed.

He's frusterated over something and there's a 50/50 shot he'll do the dramatic dumbing down shit he does in game or begin just. Sneering words no one but Halsin and Jaheira recognize 😭

The first time Astarion is genuinely tweaking out at something in camp Gale is off to the side with his dictionary like