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obsessed. also makes sense when you remember than butterflies drink blood

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#Vellioth...#This is so Vellioth to me

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A piece for Extended_Metaphor's "Their little Monster" (go read it!!!!!!!!)

-Halsin trying to put the pieces together.

#Oh my god oh my god oh my god #I love this so much #This fic is going to be the end of me and this fanart is only reinforcing that

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"Astarion has no reason to become a better person in his origin playthrough!"

Idk man I'm feeling pretty fucking peer pressured into being a better person. Every new act is just.

Outside Force: Do A Evil

Astarion: Hey everyone, if you really think about it, Doing A Evil isnt really that bad of an ide-

The entire camp, all individually: Astarion I swear to fucking god if I see you looking at the astral tadpol or ethels hair or WHATEVER it is this time you WILL live to regret it. We care about you. You're our friend. We're going to grind your master to dust. But we will also grind you to dust and keep you in a jar in our pack if you keep this up.

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My point was immediately proven in-game.

Astarion: Tells Yenna to get lost (Sorry bby girl I love you)

Shadowheart and Halsin: :/ :/ :/ Disapproval and lecture time

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #the tadfools #Shadowheart #Halsin #bg3 yenna #Sorry girl I love you #Yknow what yeah Shadowheart n Halsin get his ass

"Astarion has no reason to become a better person in his origin playthrough!"

Idk man I'm feeling pretty fucking peer pressured into being a better person. Every new act is just.

Outside Force: Do A Evil

Astarion: Hey everyone, if you really think about it, Doing A Evil isnt really that bad of an ide-

The entire camp, all individually: Astarion I swear to fucking god if I see you looking at the astral tadpol or ethels hair or WHATEVER it is this time you WILL live to regret it. We care about you. You're our friend. We're going to grind your master to dust. But we will also grind you to dust and keep you in a jar in our pack if you keep this up.

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #the tadfools #Bc like #Wyll? Ready with a lecture for any evildoers #Lae'zel? Knife forward but so down to smack you over the head for talking about the tadpoles or ascension #Karlach? Puppy dog eyeing you at every power play and Evil Doing #Shadowheart? Side eye of disappointment and annoyance every time you talk about the tadpole #Not to mention Jaheira and Halsin who. Live up to their druid titles.#Idk if this makes sense I'm half asleep #But yeah #This whole playthrough has just been Astarion being forced to work around his normal Stabby Answers #Lest he scare off his party (meat shields)#And panicking bc wym they're going to help him?? Wym they care about him fr #Bullshit he says #Bullshit he hopes #Bc its easier to deal with than whatever it actually is #(Friendship)#Funnily enough Gale is the most down for his shenanigans most of the time #“Gale disapproves” followed immediately by Gale dialouge that goes “Mm morally wrong yes but interesting to see”

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Wyll, referring to Halsin: That thick hunk of an elf

Me: P a r d o n W y l l

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Lae'zel, referring to Halsin: Those tree trunk arms

Me: OKAY GUYS CMON NOW

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...And Karlach calling him 'One hench elf'...

(Gale and Shadowheart being the only ones not down bad for that beautiful bear of a man)

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #wyll ravengard #Halsin #Lae'zel #Karlach #gale dekarios #shadowheart

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Wyll, referring to Halsin: That thick hunk of an elf

Me: P a r d o n W y l l

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Lae'zel, referring to Halsin: Those tree trunk arms

Me: OKAY GUYS CMON NOW

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #wyll ravengard #Halsin #Lae'zel

Wyll, referring to Halsin: That thick hunk of an elf

Me: P a r d o n W y l l

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #wyll ravengard #Halsin #Putting this in the same box as Astarion referring to Wyll as a 'Handsome devil' and straight up purring out his name in Karlach's origin #Why is everyone in camp so down bad #I mean same #But c'mon guys

I love the Astaion Origin option to just double down on the "I'm not a vampire" claim after being spotted biting an enemy.

Like. I love the idea of Astarion bold-face lying. Looking Gale in the eyes, flesh still stuck in his teeth, and going "Nope. Not me. Nuh-uh."

And Gale's "Fine. Whatever. We'll drop it." is just as funny.

Imagining him handing out dinner at camp as usual. Passing everyone a bowl. Astarion coming up to take it as usual. And him just standing there flabbergasted like. You're really committing to this bit???

Astarion who refuses to admit he's a vampire vs Wyll + Lae'zel who will straight up go Yeah No Shit Bud when you tell them and Gale who Saw Astarion Take A Bite Out Of Someone.

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #Gale #Wyll #Lae'zel #Hilarious move actually #He WILL gaslight girlboss gatekeep his way out of this using sheer will alone #The party having a discussion around the fire one night just. So fed up. But having no clue what to do. Like. The fuck is he doing.

Me when Astarion hit Tav with the "And to be clear, I do mean sex." comment in Act One before they hook up: Haha yeah sweetheart I got that

Me finding out I just completely missed him coming onto Tav at the graveyard in Act Three: ...OH NO. SWEETHEART. WAIT. I'M SORRY. GO BACK TO HAND FEEDING ME SOCIAL CUES PLEASE. I'LL APPRECIATE THEM FROM NOW ON I PROMISE.

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #Please Astarion #Please #I didnt even realize I had shut him down until I saw people talking about the scene #Poor man was trying to pull a smooth move and my smooth brained Tav is having them cuddle on the grave instead #My bad love

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Astarion's wording is so old fashioned when he's using vicious mockery 😭 it makes me think of Wyll and his dialouge about Astarion's age becoming apparent with his words choice at times.

And it's just. So funny to imagine this happens extra while Astarion is pissed.

He's frusterated over something and there's a 50/50 shot he'll do the dramatic dumbing down shit he does in game or begin just. Sneering words no one but Halsin and Jaheira recognize 😭

The first time Astarion is genuinely tweaking out at something in camp Gale is off to the side with his dictionary like

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Absolutely. Except Gale would know all the words that man reads poetry. I imagine he would try to join in speaking in the oldy timey style and get it just slightly wrong enough that it's incredibly cringe and Astarion would never let him live it down. (Affectionate) (Dont mind me I'm bloodweavepilled)

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Don't hide these in the tags. I NEED Astarion misusing slang and causing 30 mental damage to everyone in camp simultaneously.

#Astarion #Gale #Bg3 #Baldurs Gate 3 #Astarion explaining why he killed Gandrel: Darlings. The vibe was so not rizzing.#Wyll Gale Karlach and Shadowheart all immediately feeling a chunk of their souls shrivel: Don't. Don't say that.#Or #Astarion - suggesting they lie: Lets do a cap #Wyll: ...It's no cap #Astarion: Yes. The truth is no cap. So we should do a cap. And lie.#Wyll: Listen Astarion I'm sorry I made fun of you for calling that guy a flutterbum please stop this you've made your point

Cazador is so unintentionally hilarious. "You think me a fool? That I would allow anyone to usurp me, speak the words, and ascend in my place?" Babe you are on your knees half-dead and quivering like a leaf. You aren't disallowing SHIT.

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #cazador szarr #The first time I played this scene I was choking down laughter #Like my guy #Are you really going to cling onto your ego until the end #I know you're trying to keep some self respect but by the gods #The second-hand embarrassment

Gale: Say the word and I'll go :( Never to bother you lot again :( Astarion, like a dad finally getting the chance to get rid of the pain in the ass family pet: Perfect! Blip on the horizon it is! Go on! Get! Tav, arms crossed: :/ Try again Astarion, long sighing: ...I mean. We're in this together... don't go... don't put our safety above your need for company... stay here... you and your bomb...

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #Gale #Idk it just cracks me up #“Lets hear what everyone else has to say.”#“He should be a blip on the horizon >:(”#“Astarion >:(”#“You asked!”#Like #Astarion sweetheart #You bastard of a man #Love of my life #Fucking be nice #Or at least less excited about it

I love him but also the sheer amount of times I've wanted to grab Astarion by the shoulders and be like.

I'm lyingggg! I'm a fucking liarrrrr. Don't shake your damn head at me.

"You'd drink poison just because some healer asked you to?"

Like no honey but I would claim I was going to when she's standing there staring me down with a sharp ass poisonous stick in the middle of *her* quarters in *her* grove.

#Bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #Cmon put those scheming braincells to work sweetheart #You arent the only one who knows how to lie

Gale: If worst comes to worst, I'll find somewhere remote to perish. Perhaps the deepest pit of the underdark.

Tav, who is three steps away from said location: For the last time we are NOT window shopping for your location of death.

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #gale dekarios #Mans has the worst timing #Lock in Gale LOCK IN

Snooping around Elminster's wiki page and. Congrats man, didn't realize you were rocking with the LGBTQ+. What an icon.

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #Elminster #What a king #Wake up sweetheart new trans headcanon just dropped #But actually tho #What in the world is the context for this #Also #“Formerly: Drow (Briefly)”#What #I'm assuming these are because he was morphed doing magic bullshit or something #But I truly do not know

I love Halsin because end game him is him going "I love my dozen kids. Do you have any bedtime stories I can share with them? Want a hug? Oh, another hug? Absolutely, my friend." while beginning of game him is him sitting, smoking a pipe behind a desk covered with various dissected body parts going "Yeah I don't really care what you think about my decisions involving the grove, if I'm being real." What a dynamic king.

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #halsin #I love him #Get you a man who will lean over his collection of jarred eyeballs to give you a hug

Btw no Gale moment will ever top him hearing Rolan talk about his apprenticeship with Lorroakan and immediately being like "Wait. Isn't that guy a total quack?"

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #gale dekarios #Rolan Act One: How dare you! You uninformed idiot!#Rolan Act Three: Okay perhaps he's a bit of a quack #Lorroakan #bg3 rolan

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