Who Up Bloodying They Mary?

A place for all (within reason) headcanons of the patron saints of one way trips

[bloodymary-headcanons]

Hello bloodymary nation!

I wanna hear about all YOUR headcanons! Big or small, long or short, angsty or fluffy, platonic romantic or whatever else you wanna call ‘um!

Seriously, I want anything you believe to be true about all of these sillies. Like “Rocky consists his favorite color is purple, even though he can’t see colors, to piss of Grace”



My rules are:

- nothing explicitly explicit. Blood is ok (and inevitable) but don’t send in your smuts. Save those to Ao3 for people to enjoy. Yall can be thirsty here but I’ll add a tag for it 

- be respectful to others. Duh

- dyslexia isn’t real and you didn’t see any typos. Seriously, though I have every variant of dyslexia under the sun. Give me some Grace (haha) here 

- (probably more to be added)

And now a pole because I accidentally hit the button and don’t know how to take it off 

Do yall want this blog?

Yes! And I will spam it with ultra specific headcanons of all types

No. Get of my dash

Voting ended onJun 17

[sourfruet]

hunger games au let's gooo

[habken]

what if a baby

[habken]

what if two babies

[thefoulest]

simon would sleep like a victorian child i feel like

[graves-yard]

The last thing he has of her is her face, and now even that is gone.

[ravinouzz]

stop it right fucking now.

[milolunde]

BEYOND BLOOD

An AU I’ve had bouncing around in my DMs for a long time now. Theres an entire plot and story to go with it, but for right now, it’s mostly fluff

Simon is high ranking in the cult of Eden and Ryland works as a processor, a scientist that breaks down bodies into suitable fertilizer for the Tree

[… Colt is in this, too]

[cr0wleather]

listen i need us to lock in on aged bloodymary more like fully settled on Erid, going gray, smile lines and crows feet forming, creaky bones, but being so god damn grateful to experience love and tenderness in old age HEY ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME HEY

[graves-yard]

Big fan of the scraps we got thanks for the food marketplier

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

Immediately going in my personal Simon-isms list that he's got a lopsided shark smile.

[mengomangosworld]

I think there’s something so poetic about Ryland living under Colt and Court’s shadow his whole life and them knowing it, to Colt and Court being crushed under the shadow of Savior of the Universe, never being able to escape from the shadow Ryland left behind

[maalidoesart]

every miku is canon…..

[gracerockyyes]

Just 2 lil angry meow meows

[actuallyacat]

I really like the idea of Simon not being able to control his mutated mouth lol ( & I love making these two terrorize Grace together)

[aleatus177]

Bloodymary -The first meeting-

Tried to keep the mutations and injuries as movie accurate as possible

[gracerockyyes]

I had an entire backstory for pre-canon Rocky and Adrian, how they met, their love story, etc.etc. Then I saw the cameo where James Ortiz said they had an arranged marriage that worked out and threw it all out the window WELP. Anyways, here's their first arranged meeting :)

[djpachipikachu]

he hasnt interacted with another human in like 6 years he’s kind of really weird <3

notes read:

- Simon stands and stretches a minimum of 3x a day

- He apologizes to inanimate objects a lot. I find it quite charming. I wonder if he had a bad childhood.

- He takes up as little space as possible, often.

- Really cagey when I call Eden a cult. Will refrain from doing so. Even though it definitely is.

- I think he's asian.

- Sleeps on his left side and also sleeps like a rock. Rocky if you ready this (I know you will), that is not an insult.

- I mentioned moms as a subject and he got really weepy for days. Don't mention moms.

- Don't watch Mamma Mia.

- Touches his right shoulder often.

[teddy-tj-dore-jace]

…this literally hit me while I was driving to work….

So, yea look forward to some rough draft soon….

[teddy-tj-dore-jace]

It’s messy, but it’s on a canvas and out of my head for a bit so the idea can stop gnawing at my skull.

Will flesh this out better later.

…no pun intended…

[birdbyrne]

literally nobody asked but in my head COI starships look very similar to a lot of the airships from studio ghibli just like,,, scaled way up. specifically the ones the Tolmekians use in Nausicaä

[birdbyrne]

also these two are so David and Ava

complex scarred woman in power and the guy who thinks she's Out Of Her Fucking Mind