bloody monster lover

19 | monster fucker | hazbin hotel | this blog is so random

[incorrectbatfam]

Yknow how lions will sometimes pretend that their cubs' biting hurts and stuff as a form of encouragement

Imagine that but like

Robin!Dick: *bap*

Bruce: *dramatically throws himself into a shelf*

[crow-batt]

Inspired doodle

[thememedaddy]

[rae-napier64]

Cops: he was quiet, kept to himself, no one would’ve suspected him

16 year old girl who lived 4 doors down the road: he was creepy as shit, my dog hated him, my little brother cried when he walked past the house and when I was 14 he sniffed me as I walked past him, we all knew he was a freak but we had no set proof so the cops didn’t do shit

[panoramaaa-deactivated20250601]

[irlactualhuman]

They should get a baby to eat. As a treat.

[fatsexybitch]

What is their crime? Trying to eat a baby? A succulent human baby?

[ozzgin]

1. Speaking of shedding body parts... Some octopuses have tentacles that are responsible for reproduction that can break away and go on a journey in search of a partner. What if after hot sex with a tentacle monster, he leaves his most important part inside you and it continues to work without his participation, or so that everyone knows that the partner is already taken? --🧥

NSFW content!

Tentacle monster boyfriend who makes sure no other monster touches you by simply blocking the entrance. If you're going out, you're going out with him. Well, part of him, anyways.

While you do find it quite endearing, other times it's not the most practical accessory. For example, when you're in the middle of a work meeting, and the appendage decides to squirm and wriggle, causing you to shift in your seat and become increasingly aroused.

"I see your enthusiasm, (Y/N)," a coworker remarks, nodding at you with a smile.

All you know is that you'll be leaving early.

[looker-bureau]

[clingonlikeclingwrap]

“Through the Ages”

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[jaywasablindpirate]

LOOK AT THE LITTLE DUDE 

[djpain619]

He’s just a little guy.

[kizzer55555]

This is why people get PHDs.

[buspir-deactivated20230127]

the notes are broken 😂

[calvin-reads-problem-sleuth]

Reblogging partly for awesome computer shortcuts, and partly because I wish to once again take part in a Post That Broke The Notes. 

[lookitsmorefandomtrash-deactiva]

WAH

[boppy423]

reblogs to save

[deathation]

[girlypopjazzy]

I would do anything for these bitches

[spacespacespace]

Someone’s talks abt superboy and robin and I’m js like

Do you mean loser nerd robin and cool cloned superboy?

Or the stabby stab stab robin and ray of sunlight superboy?

[only-cat-memes]

[quasi-normalcy]

Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs

[autumngracy]

I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke

[plateauofmemories]

Oh please, "the penetration of the vampire's bite as metaphor for sexual penetration" is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 🙄 Taking this to the next level of "vampire bite as literal reproductive penetration" is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly

[gothiccharmschool]

Oh, I’m ready to be a spectator for this conversation. I’m ready. 

[dee-the-red-witch]

So, when a vampire doesn’t want to become a vaddy, they use a set of these, right?

[saint-batrick]

MA'AM.

[tashaste-too]

[something, something] … practicing safe sucks.

[quasi-normalcy]

Okay, yeah, I'll reblog that

[cilil]

@tragedybunny

[tragedybunny]

@cilil

I'm fucking dying

[trashdogpenultimate]

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

[centers-for-disease-control]

DO NOT

[ashmeowi]

i've got venomrot

[inkpotsprite]

This was after he blew up all of the Leagues tech.

[gffa]

PRAYER CIRCLE FOR BRUCE WAYNE TO SURVIVE RAISING THE MOST PERFECT CHILD EVER

[ilya-rozanova]

PEDRO PASCAL

30th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards (February 24, 2024)

📷: Gavin Bond