something clever and witty, but somehow deep

I'm 30 years old, from Denmark, watch a lot of shows I've already seen, likes baking but only as a hobby, have a way too long TBR, stopped smoking, loves coldbrew and tries to take care of my mental health, whatever that means these days. Also, free Palestine.

[decompose1]

sorry i don't write men. yeah idk i just can't get into their headspace.... i don't know how to act like a man lol. idk how men feel. do they even have the same feelings as us? that's crazyyyy lol. still tho idk how id do it im not educated enough to write them sorry. you wouldn't want me to write a man badly would you.... im afraid of messing up and those angry men online to shout at me they're so aggressive

[belovedgamers]

The BEST trope is when a character tells another “let’s run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhere” and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds

[p1nkiek1ttie]

no, actually, i can’t be friends with someone who has opposing political views. this is mostly due to the fact my views are “people deserve rights”

[0v9]

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

[rat-in-a-cloak]

- you with the dark curls / you with the watercolor eyes -

[miriel-therindes]

its me boy im the seventh cool textile hobby you wanna pick up speaking to you inside your brain listen to me boy you DO have time for me you wanna do me so bad

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[msaprildaniels]

i brought a salad. the instructions were hazy.

[wizardlyghost]

ok when i said i pray the tomb is shut forever i didn't mean with the fourth book still inside

[literary-sparks]

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

[befikra]

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

[befikra]

[jame7t]

meows at you loud as fuck. meows at you loud as fuck again

[bitchautism]

can we kill Charlie kirk again that would just really cheer me up

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[ami-lml]

tamysn muir really cooked with "you cant take loved away." i'm quoting that shit like it's a generations-old idiom

[whatkindofnameisella]

ursula k le guin affirmations for your day:

it is our differences which make us dearer to one another

it is never too late to start loving

the enemy is not the foreigner, but the ones who tell you to hate the foreigner

everyone should have food, shelter, and work

everything is a yin and yang metaphor if you try hard enough

sci-fi is important

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents

[byjove]

ages 0-7: slowly gain sentience

ages 7-12: be an ‘old soul’

ages 12-16: allow the darkness to consume you

ages 16-19: be a kid for the first time ever

ages 19-30: develop dad lore

ages 30-35: court a beautiful lady

ages 35-40: get married, start a family

ages 40-55: promise to clean out the gutters and never do it again

ages 55-60: allow the darkness to consume you once more

ages 60-75: swinger cruises with your beautiful wife

ages 75-86: be an eccentric grandfather

age 86: mysteriously disappear