harper

a hot ass mess blog for a hot ass mess person

[alanmorlock]

[gevion-deactivated20180225]

do you love the colour of the sky

[misslorable]

delete this

[free-rice17]

Good point

[brown-hearts]

I was waiting for Howie Mandel to come up.

[childhoodruiner]

[megaceros]

[mattonious]

DEPLOY THE BOY

[reparationrock]

Pedophiles are evil. No discourse, no debate, no further questions. You get off to ruining children’s lives. Die. No excuses.

[chismosavirus]

je yeet

tu yeetes

il/elle/on yeet

nous yeetons

vous yeetez

ils/elles yeetent

[morndas]

when my mental health is suffering and my friends ask if i need anything

[bardbreakfast]

I could have a cuter room if I wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor

[zackisontumblr]

don’t necessarily want a boyfriend but damn everyone is pairing off and i’m running out of things to do on weekends

[latinahoops]

Why do moms over share things about your life to people who don’t matter

[egg-rolls]

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

[okboy-remade-deactivated2018011]

kinning out of your star sign is forbidden in the land of walmart

[27388394949494949492-deactivate]

you people think you can just throw any words together and make a real sentence huh

[zinnia-apologist-deactivated202]

i genuinely can’t tell if this is a bot passing the turing test or a human failing it

[catpda]

how can ppl say cats dont have feelings like. 

when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when i started crying she ate just a little bit, and upon seeing how happy it made me, kept doing it whenever she could.

now whenever im sad or crying she finds wherever i am with a mouthful of food and eats the pieces one by one, every time looking up at me making sure i was watching her eat it all because she knew it made me happy. and it DOES make me happy

i love cats!!! 

[catpda]

im so glad my little Foofy has touched everyone’s hearts… she luvs you all

[beeth0ven]

hetero:  so who’s your favorite olympian?

the gays, in unison:

[angelsguideher]

I had a dream I was watching keeping up with the kardashians and Kylie had gotten cyborg legs like they had taken the legs of an AT-ST from Star Wars and put them on her lower half so she was like 11 feet tall and Kim was like “I think Kylie’s new legs are SO fun..”

[midnightcowg1rl-deactivated2020]

I literally think about this post every day

[xannerz]

“so how you doin’?”

[bloomlaterx]

me: *taking a test*

my brain: Capri Sun

me: please, focus, I’m literally begging y-

my brain: respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect th

[saltrat88]

[killin-the-machine]

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

[stability]