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currently posting about: formula one, the raven cycle, supernatural, all for the game, whatever mundane thing happened to me today and whatever made me laugh

[cosmogenous2]

i love playing blogs with you, come to my house

[effervescent-fool]

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

[gvq]

[scarlett-the-seachild]

think this has to be one of my favourite headlines of anything ever

[dingusmcdougall-deactivated2023]

The best thing about that article is that there gets to be a point where you’re like surely. Surely we can’t get sexier and less-martyr-y than this. And that point is about a 3rd of the way through the piece.

[greencheekconure27]

Adding one of my faves not included in the article:

Nicolas Régnier (1591–1667) Saint Sebastian tended by Saint Irène, c.1625,

[anik]

i love this guy

[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey if you have a pet or pets you need to reblog this rn and tell me in the tags what their names are. bonus points for including what kind of animal.

[queerofthedagger]

mutual pining simply never misses. the yearning. the stupidity. the desperation while also thinking themselves alone with it. the rattling relief at the revelation. the way it works in so many scenarios— friends to lovers? a banger every time. casual hook-ups/friends with benefits while they both want more? show-stopping, spectacular, incredible. enemies who are so deep in denial it just makes them madder at each other? utterly unmatched every single time. slow burn, fast burn, burning while already fucking. mutual pining really just is that girl like truly who does it like her

[smokingrozanov]

Shane is a Smiski & Ilya is a Sonny Angel

[smokingrozanov]

OBSERVE

[batsandboba]

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

[blue0909]

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

[miketon]

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[default-cube]

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

[qqchurch]

[rickybabyboy]

teach me youre ability

[delphissoracle]

i think the craziest part is that white supremacists in argentina have wanted to sell the idea that we are a white country for decades lol n now that narrative is being spread in the name of something progressive... and there's jst nothing u can do to say hey this is white supremacy rethoric bcs ppl online do not hear...

[carpintransa]

it's sooo tiring bc it's misinformation so you go out of your way to give them the correct information and then u realice they don't care about facts they just want an easy target to hate

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[belladonnabedlam]

Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…

What is your AO3 user ID?

I’m an OG user 5 digits or less

Six figures baby!

I’m in the millions…

Voting ended onJul 27

I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!

[asofteredge]

hey everyone, just curious:

what is everyone's criteria for blocking people?