Laters, Gators @bloos-moos - Tumblr Blog

machine-saint

writing a callout post for our cat:

invading queer spaces (the dining room table)

refusing to listen to queer voices (us telling her to get off the dining room table)

harming queer bodies (puts her claws out when you pick her up)

at-the-end-of-all

has anyone done this yet idk?

drtanner

batshit-auspol

A news report from Australia's government broadcaster in the 70s, found in their archives simply labeled 'lesbians'

Captions added by for your reading pleasure

batshit-auspol

Remind us to make this into a bumper sticker in the morning

batshit-auspol

Here's to those

madnessofmen

don't forget. you're entitled to the full half hour of your fifteen minute break

konoko

ottermatopoeia

caterpillars in the chrysalis on day 3

cheeseanonioncrisps

This is actually a really hopeful way of looking at it.

omghotmemes

This Trilobite walked 6 inches 600 million years ago to send us all a dick pic

cdn-apex-predator

the long game

bogleech

Imagine in another 600 million years your fossilized corpse is found by things that laugh at how much your footprints look like their copulatory flaps

cipheramnesia

I’d be a fuckin comedy legend.

cipheramnesia

Imagine making a dick joke and having it outlast the entire human race. Monumental.

absolutesour

Clopfucker 5000 is going ALL THE WAY BABY

FUCK OFF SISSY, GO BACK TO YOUR PLINKO

tinyturtle-bigcomputer

Photograph of CLOPFUCKER 5000 taken before the first annual Tumblr Horse Derby, with trainer Boss "Big Boss" Skeleton (left) and jockey Ale Funderrem (third from right), circa 2023

nwmo

since there are only like five posts on the tumblr horse derby tag I would like to fly my banner

hookhausen

the passengers on oceangate are dead (they imploded) and they confirmed the debris was from the submersible but the shit that has me fucking losing it is that the logitech controller made it out almost unscathed