Wrong pronouns

A blog where i straight up take a generalized blorbo post that uses he/him and make it say she/her instead out of petty spite. Sorry, i like women.

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you know that trope where it’s princess + knight, but they’ve both been captured by the bad guys and the princess is now gripped by the jaw by the villain, receiving a thin cut to her cheek while remaining completely still with a defiant look in her eyes even as a droplet of blood begins to trickle out of the wound, all while 3 people AT THE VERY LEAST need to have their hands locked on the knight because she’s thrashing around like a wild animal, trying so so so desperately, violently, to get to her?

yeah, that’s porn to me.

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writing in 24 pt bold font at the top of my google doc: THE CHARACTER SHOULD BE LYING TO HERSELF AT ALL TIMES

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also THE CHARACTER SHOULD BE AFRAID

[cosmovain]

more people need to start blorboposting with she/her pronouns. idc if ur usually emotionally closed off white boy is emotionally clsoed off and you want him sobbing on the floor you can acomplish that by asking your roomate to do the dishes. but an emotionally closed off WOMAN? ..now were talking.

[rars]

relatable post about liking The Character's traits. however i see that it says "he" instead of "she" for some reason? would you mind making a fixed version of that post?

[you-have-startled-the-witch]

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i need her covered in blood but caressing my face with the most gentle touch

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blood on her mouth monday. teeth in her neck tuesday. wet and pitiful wednesday. tongue in her mouth thursday. fear in her eyes friday.

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she just looks so torture-able . like it would be a disservice NOT to torture her.. . she WANTS to be tortured

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i love playing this game where i like a fictional girl and then i go into her tag and disagree with every single post there

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We've gathered here today in celebration of women with pretty brown eyes

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smitten is such a great word :) omg she's so cute it feels like i'm being killed by god

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she's beautiful i literally need to put her under extreme psychological stress. i need to put her in extreme physical pain. i need her curling up in someone's arms for the feelings of safety and comfort she hasn't received in ages

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SHE'S SO CUTE!!!11!!1!11 😩😩😩😩 /shows everyone a rotting corpse

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Now draw her vulnerable and slightly disheveled in a suit

[stackslip]

and what if i wanna see a pathetic WOMAN crying, what if i want a woman who's bruised and bloody and shaking huh??? what if i wanna see an old woman tied up!!!! what then, Tumblr Posts About The Fictional Blorbos That Always Assume Said Blorbos Are Men?????

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can someone draw makima chainsaw man tied up and bruised for me please

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aew i need you to give me more women's death matches and they need to be an hour long each i want more women to beat each other up homoerotically to the point where i think they've killed each other

[you-have-startled-the-witch]

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need her doing something terrible and violent and feeling sick with herself after

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I don't want too hunt her for sport because I hate her I want to hunt her for sport because she's beautiful, breakable, and has the disposition of a frightened deer. We are not the same.

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I enjoy the occasional incorrect headcanon about my special little prince if i'm horny enough, but I draw the line at her being a sex god.