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Ivankov: Um..Watcha got there dragon

Dragon: *Holding papers and little unconscious sabo* Papers....

#dragon one piece #monkey d dragon #monkey d. dragon #op ivankov #one piece ivankov #emporio ivankov #one piece sabo #revolutionary sabo #sabo #the revolutionary army

Having a hangover in the cross guild must be the WORST like imagine having a drunk night your head is aching all of sudden you open your room door and your flash banged by the clown extravaganza with bright lights and loud people and one of your boss chain smoke like monster and you gotta deal with the smell

#cross guild #sir crocodile #buggy the clown #one piece #just thoughts #and you gotta deal with your spooky goth boss scaring the shit out of you #one piece buggy #op buggy #captain buggy #crocodile one piece #crocodile op #op crocodile #buggy #one piece crocodile

Something I think would be silly is if people who could see ghost seems them as just regular people they look normal nothing special but when people who normally cant see ghosts sees a ghost it looks absolutely TERRIFYING like bloodied, mangled, some look the same way they looked when they died, some pale and sickly etc and I just think the outcome would be sorta funny like

Person who cant see ghost: OH MY GOD! A GHOST! IM GONNA THROW UP COME ON WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!

Person who can see ghost: What are you talking about that just carl

#ideas #Either this or the person who can see ghosts sees them the same way the person who cant see ghost sees them just has gotten so use it #now they just look normal #OMG theres blood coming out of ceiling #oh yeah thats just bob with his usual antics #thoughts #text post #text #random #au idea #character idea #random post

Dragon: Okay those are poisonous so no one eat them

Sabo: Yeah duh [suspiciously poisonous thing remnants on his lips]

Dragon :Go throw up

Sabo :I didnt eat any

Dragon: Go throw up

Sabo: AHH! [going to throw up]

#I like sabo to have silly one braincell moments #the revolutionary army #flame emperor sabo #revolutionary sabo #one piece sabo #sabo #dragon one piece #monkey d dragon #monkey d. dragon

I feel like in crochawk mihawk and crocodile both like reading the newspaper but it a race to who gets it first because when mihawk picks up that paper and see a fat hole in it he knows he lost the race that day

Mihawk [seeing the paper on the table]: mm seems I got the paper first today [opens it sees a fat ass suspiciously crocodile's hook shaped hole] oh never mind then seems I did not get here first

#dracule mihawk #one piece mihawk #op mihawk #hawkeye mihawk #crocodile one piece #op crocodile #sir crocodile #one piece #crochawk

Was I the only one who's first thought when buggy pull up in his cross guild fit "why is he wearing a sensory sock"

LIKE LOOOK

#i cant be the only one #also what happened to his luscious locks they fucked up his shit #one piece buggy #buggy #captain buggy #buggy the clown #buggy one piece #op buggy #cross guild #one piece

I just feel like it'd be a crazy shift for mihawk being normally in a dark dark castle with dark dark rooms and suddenly being in stuck in circus with bright lights and they will burn your eyes like hes squinting like no other and has made his room has dark as humanly possible so it can be his getting away from the clown fever dream its like a flash bang every time he exits his room

#every time he exits his room he takes physical damage and has an internal ash baby moment #one piece mihawk #op mihawk #hawkeye mihawk #one piece #dracule mihawk

Mihawk is the most dont give fuck guy known to man in my head like if someone for god knows what reason came out of the closet the most they are getting is an "ok" like why should he care like he doesnt give a shit

#if perona or zero came out it would go that exact way #he dojnt even give fuck about him own self “mihawk are you gay or bi or maybe pan” and all hed do is *shrug*#dracule mihawk #one piece mihawk #op mihawk #hawkeye mihawk #one piece #i am cringe but i am free

Crocodile: Clown I swear you would be more use to me if I skinned you and turned your skin into a lampshade or fashioned you into a piece of high end luggage. I could even add you to my collection!

Buggy: [sweatin] Are you saying you a collection of skin luggage?

Crocodile: Of course I dont clown. Dont be ridiculous think of the smell. YOU HAVEN'T THOUGH OF THE SMELL ! YOU BITCH!

Mihawk: [shaking his head in the corner] no he hasn't what an amateur

#from: its always sunny in philadelphia #captain buggy #buggy one piece #op buggy #buggy the clown #one piece buggy #crocodile op #sir crocodile #op crocodile #one piece crocodile #crocodile one piece #cross guild #mihawk one piece #dracule mihawk #one piece mihawk #hawkeye mihawk #op mihawk #buggy

Someone should lowkey do that I got a crush on you trend with crocodile cause he lowkey pulls bitches like hes got quite a few ships on him (mihawk, buggy, dragon, doflamingo, daz, Corazon, the list goes on)

Mihawk: Here are the papers you need to review

Crocodile: Alright

Mihawk:....... [gives him a look that just screams "can you get reading glasses already"]

Crocodile: I DONT NEED GLASSES!

Mihawk: Yes you do

#on my crocodile needs read glasses agenda #can I reach and say this crochawk......nah #actually ye #crochawk #crocohawk #hawkeye mihawk #sir crocodile #crocodile one piece #op crocodile #one piece #mihawk #mihawk one piece #crocodile op #one piece crocodile #actually yah #dracule mihawk #one piece mihawk #op mihawk

Has anybody made a "like him" animation with shanks and Garling

#I just feel like shanks would hate to even resemble his father in the slightest but he does kinda look like him #at least when I look at young pictures garling he does #shanks op #red haired shanks #shanks one piece #shanks

Little au idea for mihawk where he is like reincarnation of imu's child not directly imu's child like Mihawk's family did not have red ringed eyes and it caused him lots of trouble growing up with people thinking he was some sort of devil child (which he kinda is technically) and imu has kept tabs on him since his first wanted poster cause he knows that his child he lost all those years ago meanwhile mihawk does not know who imu is at all and has no recollection of his past life

#like imagine one day imu takes him and he like “thou are finally where you belong with mu once again”#and mihawk genuinely does not know who tf this devil thing man is #also mihawk doesnt look EXACTLY like past imu's kid but hes like close enough #like for example imu's past kid has white hair or smth like that #one piece mihawk #op mihawk #hawkeye mihawk #nerona imu #imu one piece #imu #dracule mihawk #one piece #sorry if this written badly its late

mihawk has reach the alcoholic stage of being allergic to hangovers like he drinks enough for 10 men sometimes but spaces it out enough that he strategically wont get a hangover

#dracule mihawk #one piece mihawk #op mihawk #hawkeye mihawk #one piece #mihawk #mihawk one piece

Who's the most girl dad coded (or would be a good girl dad)

Whitebeard

Mihawk

Crocodile

Law

Dragon

Buggy

Rayleigh

Zoro

Ace

Sabo

Sanji

Shanks

Voting ended onMay 25

Buggy: It was an acute observation

Crocodile: Bitch it's astute observation and I doubt you even know what that means

Buggy : Astute is an adjective describing someone who is mentally sharp, clever, and possesses keen insight or discernment. An astute person quickly understands complex situations and uses that knowledge to their advantage, often making wise, well-judged decisions. It implies shrewdness and high perceptiveness (Merriam-Webster dictionary definition )

Mihawk: oh shit he does know what it means the clowns evolving

#evolving like a pokemon #this is based on the head canon I have that buggy is actually smart when he wants to be #dracule mihawk #one piece mihawk #op mihawk #hawkeye mihawk #sir crocodile #crocodile one piece #op crocodile #buggy the clown #cross guild #buggy

Who could roll a blunt the best

Mihawk

Buggy

Crocodile

Dragon

Ace

Marco

Sanji

Borsalino

Kuzan

Rayleigh

Shanks

Other

Voting ended onMay 18

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