I had an epiphany. The reason why I never re-watched the final two parts of Sozinās Comet even though Iāve popped in episodes at random many times over the years isnāt that I canāt bear the sadness of seeing one of the best, most engaging narratives out there come to an end.
Itās simply that the finale isnāt all that good.
Some honorable mentions of what was enjoyable.
(+) The Church of Zutara has another convert
āAre you sure they donāt get together?ā Hubster, 2020
And the fact that itās acknowledged as such. I hope Zuko will do his best to get her help and have a relationship with herā¦
(+) Sokka being a big bro
And the whole airship sequence in general. Itās wonderfully paced and plotted, with moments of humor, real stakes, Toph being both badass and a scared crying kid, Sokka strategizing and protecting, Suki saving the day, and non-benders being instrumental in thwarting the bad guy firebenderās plans. Would be shame if Bryke never portrayed them this capable ever againā¦
And now for the main course.
The wrap-up feels too quick (hashtag Needs More ROtK-style False Endings). A part of this is due to how fast the story goes from the thick of the action to hastily tying up a bunch of loose ends, but the larger issue is how Book 3ās uneven pacing comes home to roost. After spending half a season on filler episodes that at best subtly flesh out established characters while dancing around a huge lionturtle-shaped hole, and at worst contradict the theme of āno one is born badā with āyouāre a hot mess because your great-grandfathers didnāt get along too wellā, the frantic āgo go goā rush of the second half screeches to a halt with āthey won and everyone was happy because now the right people have power and it will be all good from now on yup nothing more to deal with baiiiiiā.
Yes, I know, itās a kidsā show. But goddamn, this particular kidsā show has proven so many times it can do better than the expected tropiness. Showing the characters in their roles as builders of a new world was the least that could have been done.
Weāll never know. There will never be a story that delves into this. Yup. Shall forever remain but an intriguing mystery. Is good, though. Mystery is better than a story where Ursa shares her sonās penchant for forgetfulness. Imagine how embarrassing that would be. Speaking of whichā¦
(-) What does Mai see in this jerkbender?
Look, I like to harp a lot on the mess of inconsistent writing thatās Mai but letās unpack this scene from her perspective, shall we?
Zuko forgot about her! It totally slipped his mind that the one person who prioritized the safety of his dumb ass was rotting in the worst prison in the Fire Nationābecause of him! And she was rotting there long enough after the final Agni Kai for the news of Zukoās upcoming coronation to spread and her uncle to feel sufficiently secure to release her. But then the coronation scene is attended by every single member of Gaang & Friends that was imprisoned?
So what this tells me is that either a) the invasion force had the ability to break themselves out the whole time and for some reason decided not to exercise it until after the war was over, b) Zuko forgot about them as well and no one thought to remind him there were prisons full of POWs until Mai arrived, or, and thatās even better, c) Zuko took care to free every single resistance fighter while making sure Mai would be the one to stay behind bars.
Never thought Iād say this but Mai? Honey? You deserve so much better.
(-) āWhat does Katara want?ā
Asked no one in the writersā room ever, apparently.
This is not so much anti Cataang as anti romance stories that pay attention to the needs, opinions, and wants of only one partner in general. Over the previous 60 episodes, Katara actively expressed romantic interest in Aang exactly, wait for it,
And it got retconned out of relevance by the following two interactions where the possibility of a romantic relationship came up, making the Headband dance pretty easy to reclassify as just one of those examples where Aang āteachesā Katara to have fun (as if one of the main obstacles to her having fun wasnāt him constantly fooling around and offloading his duties). And because the writers not only didnāt succeed in portraying Kataraās internal state of mind, but also failed to root her reluctance to pursue a relationship in outside circumstances that could change, her sudden state of unconfused once Aang steps into the spotlight has a single canonical explanation that as much as approaches coherency.
The fact is, though, that trying to interpret canon Cataang from a Watsonian perspective is an exercise in foolishness. Because there is no Watsonian justification for the ship and never has been. Bryke simply conceived of Katara as nothing but a tropey prize for Aang, never saw her as anything beyond that, and were perfectly happy to go on and immortalize her as a passive broodmare for the rest of her life.
And I fully intend to die mad about it.
OK, itās been long apparent that the show doesnāt intend to do anything about Irohās complicity in AzulOzaiās regime in any meaningful way, and that his sole motivation for doing anything whatsoever is Zuko whom he views as a replacement son which is supposed to be good for some reason. But the finale has him abandon even that, and instead turns him full-on YOLO, idgaf anymore. It really throws Irohās supposed love for Zuko into doubt when his last act in the entire show is to take a half-educated 16-year old with no political savvy or an heir to secure a dynastic continuity and plomp him on the throne of a war-mongering imperialist regime where the entirety of the militarist and ruling class is guaranteed to fight him tooth and nail for power.
(I sure hope Maiās ready to start popping out babies by tea-time otherwise the whole country is fukd in about a week)
Christ, how hard would it be to have Iroh keep the throne warm for a few years while Zuko is getting ready to succeed him? Not only would it make the whole FN reformation bit quite likelier to occur, it would require Irohās hedonistic ass to actually sacrifice something for once. And not having Zuko ascend to power, instead spending some time bettering and educating himself first, would be a wonderful message that no matter what you endured and overcame, you never stop growing. A kidsā show, remember?
(-) The conquering of Ba Sing Se
Gee, I feel so blessed to have my attention diverted from battlefields which actually matter to an old dude vanity project I would have been perfectly happy to assume resolved itself off-screen.
The White Lotus in general just bugs me. I was fine with the individual characters and their overall passivity when they were portrayed as lone dissenters living under circumstances where it wasnāt really possible for any single person to mount a meaningful resistance. But as members of a far-reaching shadowy organization thatās left the real fight to a bunch of kids for 59 episodes straight and didnāt turn up until a perfect opportunity presented itself to take control of the largest city in the world and bask in the spotlight?
Similarly to the lionturtle-ex-machina, the White Lotus represents a huge missed opportunity for a season-long storytelling. Hereās just a brief list of what they could have been doing throughout Book 3:
orchestrating a Fire Nation uprising;
gathering those directly persecuted by AzulOzaiās regime to help Zuko keep his hold on power once heās crowned;
establishing themselves as a viable alternative to Ozai;
sabotaging Fire Nationās war efforts from the inside;
countering Fire Nation propaganda (Asha Greyjoyās pinecones, anyone?);
running a supply network to alleviate the suffering of Earth Kingdom citizens.
Instead, they sit on their asses until the time comes to claim personal glory.
You know what, good on Bryke for making me conclude that in comparison, the Freedom Fighters were perfectly unproblematic, actually.
(-) Fire Lord Dead-by-Dawn
Yes, a kidsā show, I know! But ffs, this is the same kidsā show that came up with Long Feng and portrayed courtly intrigue, kingly puppets, secret police, spy networks, and information wars. Was it really too much of me to expect something other than āenlightened despot solves everythingā? Especially if said enlightened despot has persisting anger issues, no personal support system, no base of followers, and no political experience whatsoever?
If Zukoās actually serious about regaining the Fire Nationās honor (i.e. by dismantling the countryās military machine, decolonizing the Earth Kingdom, paying reparations to everyone and their lemur, and funding any and all cultural restoration projects Aang and the SWT come up with), then there is no way, no way in the universe that he doesnāt face a civil war, deposing, and execution within a month.
One reason why his future as a Fire Lord seems rather bleak is that littleās been shown about the actual subjects of AzulOzaiās regime. While we get a vague reassurance that āno Toph, theyāre not born badā (le shockings), they largely remain a voiceless uniform mass of brainwashed clapping seals. What is their view on the Fire Nationās crimes? Do they associate their condition with their countryās war-mongering? How will they react when Zuko starts dismantling the country piece by piece to rebuild it, bringing it to economic ruin? What will they do when noble Ozai loyalists come out of the woodwork and begin rounding them up under the banner of āMake the Fire Nation Great Again?ā
I have no idea, and Zuko doesnāt either because heās unironically more qualified to rule the Earth Kingdom than his own people.
You know what would have been better? Fire Lord Iroh, White Lotus pulling the strings to maintain the regime, and Crown Prince/Peopleās Champion Zuko travelling the Fire Nation with Aang and an army of tutors to promote the new boss, only to realize that absolute monarchy is kinda crap for the people heās one day supposed to rule and gaining their support by ceding some power to them.
Iād laser holes into my TV due to how much Iād enjoy watching that.
Literally and metaphorically. Aang doesnāt sacrifice anything, gets everything, and the clever solution of going about getting said everything is handed to him on a silver platter, requiring no active participation on his part whatsoever.
He doesnāt work to unblock his chakras, spiritually or physically.
He only speaks to his past lives to get a pat on the back and a bow-tied solution he could mindlessly follow.
Energy-bending doesnāt require any sacrifice from him, leaves no lasting marks, and only serves for the narrative to praise him as the rare individual thatās unbendable and thus so very very special.
The most infuriating thing is, however, that Aang is clearly shown as being able to beat Ozai without either the Avatar state, or energy-bending.
And he chooses not to. From this moment on, Aang no longer fights to save the world. He fights to preserve his beliefs, going directly against the instructions of his past lives and effectively reneging on his duties as the Avatar.
Itās not like you canāt portray Aangās faithfulness to his spiritual beliefs as the key to beating Ozai and saving the world. But thatās not what the show did. There is no link between Aang sparing Ozai and securing a better future, quite to the contraryāOzaiās survival ends up being a massive problem for the continuation of Zukoās rule, and consequently a threat to the world at large. His survival benefits Aang and no one else.
Aangās spiritual purity and his status as a savior of the world are allowed to coexist only due to a deliberate stroke of a writerās pen.
Welp, nothing to do about it now except to bury myself up to my tits in fix-it fics I guess.