This where we're parking the cars?

Independent semi-selective RP blog for Lieutenant Bitters of Red Vs Blue. Will have spoilers.

[zodiacsociety]

Taurus:

As a Taurus, your energy is always reserved for the most dire of needs. You just want to do as much as you can with so few energy expended. However, if someone sets you off or if you have to give it your all on something super important, you do so with as much energy as an atomic bomb.

[snarkysuggestion]

you don’t really need to let go in order to live well. there’s nothing wrong in just putting it into the back of the closet until it’s time to dig it up and be as smug and self satisfied as you like.

[zodiacsociety]

Taurus Thoughts || thezodiacsociety.com

[yaoihands]

Guys please reply to this with what your url means or references I’m really curious

[blttercxffee-blog]

take this test for your muse and post your results, tag as many as you’d like !  DO NOT REBLOG.

TAGGED BY: @lavahandles​ TAGGING: Anyone interested

WARMTH :    42%    ( cold, selfish ) INTELLECT :    74%    ( cerebral, analytical ) EMOTIONAL STABILITY :    38%    ( irritable, moody ) AGGRESSIVENESS :    62%    ( controlling, tough ) LIVELINESS :    70%    ( wild, fun-loving ) DUTIFULNESS :    50%    ( untraditional, rebellious / somber, restrained ) SOCIAL ASSERTIVENESS :    42%    ( shy, withdrawn ) SENSITIVITY :    58%    ( touchy, soft ) PARANOIA :    48%    ( trusting, easy going ) ABSTRACTNESS :   50%    ( strange, imaginative / practical, regular ) INTROVERSION :    58%    ( private, quiet ) ANXIETY :    70%   ( fearful, self-doubting ) OPENMINDEDNESS :    70%    ( curious, exploratory ) INDEPENDENCE :    74%    ( loner, craves solitude ) PERFECTIONISM :    58%    ( orderly, thorough ) TENSION :    54%    ( orderly, thorough )

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trope!

Genre Savvy / Wrong Genre Savvy

    “When it gets down to it, I’m not stupid about what to expect, but sometimes, I don’t realize which book of cliches I’m supposed to be reading out of.”

[rp-meme-central]

For every “Trope” I get, I will post a TV trope for my muse.

[blttercxffee-blog]

Hey, so, I sort of semi-unexpectedly managed to get the job I applied for right off the bat, which means that for the next two weeks I'm going to be working two jobs and have, pretty much no time until after I finish my two weeks at my old job. Love you guys. If you want my Skype or my vaguely not is but sorta starting to use my twitter hmu))

[coeurdeveuve]

kurgy:

self care is staying alive out of spite

[justanormaldad-blog]

reblog this if your muse is Not Straight

[lavahandles-blog]

justanormaldad-blog:

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tagged by: @arrtemisia​

Name/Nickname: Axel/Sis Gender: “My dear sir, there are individuals roaming the streets of Fallen London at this very moment with the faces of squid! Squid! Do you ask them their gender? And yet you waste our time asking me trifling and impertinent questions about mine? It is my own business, sir, and I bid you good day.” Height: 5′6″ Hogwarts House: Slytherin Favorite color: Magenta Time: 2:26 PM Last thing I googled: ratatouille (I was trying to figure out how to spell it for my ratata) Fictional character I would like as a sibling: Diana Prince/Wonder Woman When I made this blog: October 7th 2016 How many blogs I follow: 48 Number of followers: 52 Do I get asks regularly?: not so much -ish? Aesthetic: bright glowing colors on dark backgrounds, fire, the woods at night

tagging: Yooooooo do it

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cybcrged: 

❝ i’m, uh, making sure everything is set up. besides, i’m usually here long before anyone else. ❞

half-lie. in reality, similar to the lieutenant, the captain woke up far too early & was having trouble falling back asleep. though, he could typically be found awake & ready at least half an hour before anyone else arrived. old habits die hard?

❝ that’s-that’s fine. don’t know how well you’ll be able to sleep, though. it can get pretty loud in here. ❞

“Half the time around here if you can’t sleep through a lot of noise, you can’t sleep at all. ‘Specially when you get bunked with someone who snores.” He wasn’t currently, but it’d happened before.

Bitters peered at Simmons contemplatively through his visor with a soft ‘hmm.’ “Do you ever get tired of seeming so straight laced?” It wasn’t meant as an insult, he was genuinely curious about the answer.

[lethanaviir]

jaclcfrost:

“vengeance doesn’t solve anything” true perhaps but i am……… so petty & it feels so good

[erasedcitizen2]

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bringitdownboys:

@blttercxffee liked this post for a starter // { accepting }

“Would you mind repeating that, Lieutenant Bitters?”

The lieutenant sighed. “I said we’re out of peanut butter.”

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ivoryfenrir: 

Take a good, long look at your hands. They’re disgusting at the moment, fish hanging out in the seams of your gloves.

Look at back at him and give a gentle nod. You’d tell him a hose might be better, but that’s too many words, and you’re not sure he knows sign language.

“Alright. I’ll just be a sec.” He brought back an older towel and a couple water bottles. Look he wasn’t an expert but he figured it’d help, plus, the older towel wouldn’t be much of a loss if the mess was too horrid for it. He tossed the big the the towel and shook a water bottle in his direction. “You need any help?”

[blttercxffee-blog]

SEND THESE AND MUSE WILL TELL EVERYTHING ABOUT MUN! XD

⌛ - age?

‼ - real name?

✺ - eye color?

✁ - hair?

✧ - brunette, blonde...?

☿ - zodiac sign?

☃ - tall/short?

ϟ - slim, skinny..?

❅ - any sports?

✈ - hobbies?

❤ - single/taken?

♋ - virgin or not?

ツ - any pets?

☂ - favorite season?

✐ - fave types of movies?

❣ - how would it be your ideal date?

☣ - phobias?

☠ - fears?

✘ - hates?

☾ - mun's strong points? (name , at least, 3)

☽ -...and the weak ones?

° - ever were close to death?

♧ -..... on drugs?

♠ -.....smoked?

♦ -.....had alcohol?

❥ - straight, bisexual, homosexual..?

♚ - favorite eye color?

♛ - favorite hair color?

♪ - music you like?

✌ - favorite bands/ singers?

♒ - fave animes, series'?

❦-.fave characters?

✿ - fave kind of clothing?

ღ - mottos?

✬ - photo of the mun?