𝑴𝑼𝑹𝑫𝑬𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑭𝑼𝑵 ! @bltzo-a - Tumblr Blog

#𝑩𝑳𝑻𝒁𝑶. ( 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘪𝘳𝘤𝘶𝘴, 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴 ! ) roleplay blog for BLITZO from helluva boss. (prev impcbs.) independent. mutuals only. canon compliant. as portrayed by louis. (they/she.) 18+ only!

🎪 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘥𝘦 / 𝘥𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘦𝘳 / 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵 / 𝘢𝘦𝘴 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨 / 𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘵 / 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 🎠

#pinned.

i dont think i’m gonna make a new discord nor be active in the near future but i really do love all the friends i’ve made on here ooc and hope you guys are doing good :)

#not being on the internet has helped me a lot mentally so yeah!#also applying to NYU soon and college is taking over my life

just bc im innactive doesn’t mean porn bots can follow me. cunts

#this is a slut free zone. BRITTANY

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@fizzarolli said: pussy.

❝ ALL I’M SAYING : i can’t imagine you taking that freak in one piece if mine made you wince. ❞

fizzarolli-a

OH, WOW; OKAY. that grin falters. good job on getting them to express something beyond mindless mirth, BLITZO.

“HOLY SHIT, shut the fuck up. maybe i wouldn’t’ve winced if your stupid dick was proportionate to your concave ass instead of that giant fuuucking head.”

#HELP THIS IS SO OLD #what started it all #save tag.

blitzo could be married w kids w someone and be genuinely surprised to hear they dont want him dead

#worst at reading a room

valtsv

commitment to the bit to lovers

#❪ 𝗶 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝗯𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗳𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝘆. ❫ * 💜 . @fizzaroIIi. ◞#blows the dust off that tag #oh my fucking god i have to change it #bc of the rex orange county shit BAHASJUKjdfhJUIKJDFIKDFJ

❛ WOAH ho ho, who’s the SEXY APPLIANCE in the middle? ❜

#this is satirical you're all so ugly (minus velv)#anyways #JOLTS AWAKE LIKE IVE BEEN WATERBOARDED hi

FIGURED OUT MY LOGIN W

#am i ever going to write here?#idk

pxppinmolly-archived

“WHERE are my special boys …” SNIFF.

bltzo-a

❛ frequenting the abortion clinc. ❜

#nsft /#pregnancy /#i hate you all #pxppinmolly

feel free to keep dickriding in my asks i just find it ridiculous they told me, the black lesbian, i’m boot licking the far right for not supporting embracing your pedophilic fantasies that are totally normal and healthy

#out.#csa /#no way bro

Okay but posting a call out is going to get someone harassed. You are not morally superior by posting a call out. You can deadass just say you don’t want to interact with someone and leave it. You are literally setting someone up to be harassed over fictional content. You are disgusting.

the way i’m the disgusting one for posting a screenshot where skeptic literally fantasizes abt CHILD MOLESTATION on a piece of otherwise innocent art…..dont even

#i hate you genuinely #obviously theres going to be harrassment ON BOTH SIDES #but that doesn’t mean the intent was for that #its not even a callout its one singular screenshot but go off #anon hate /#csa /#ive never been in a fandom so grossly tolerant of BASIC DISGUSTING SHIT #DEAR LOOOORD

hi i really truly do want to come back to this blog but i need this to happen first.

anyone who interacts w skeptic block me, i’m so serious. i posted this on my twitter to warn people off and NOT warrant harassment to it but i do not feel comfortable coming on here and writing or associating with anyone who still wants to stand by it after seeing this. (OPEN WITH CAUTION, it has mention of csa.)

#out.#i’m at work rn but i’ll also be softblocking when i get home if need be

hiii sorry i wasnt on today but just a little hc abt today. if blitzo’s single he’s spending it with loona or if she doesn’t want to just bein a fuckin sad sack. if hes dating someone he’s treating them out!

#thats all.#im so sleepy from work kill me

i need new icons bc my old ones r making me sick (possibly new psd?) but i TOLD myself i wouldnt do any of that shit until episode 8 so i dont immediately lose motivation :(

#past me had a point but also looking at what i have rn physically pains me its so old #❪ 𝗻𝗼 𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝘀? ❫ * 🖤 . out. ◞

fizzarolli:

“man—i’d, like, totally share my big ass bottle of water with you if i didn’t juuust drink it ALL.”

“tsk tsk! LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A DILEMMA ON OUR HANDS, HUUH?”

❛ aw, what’s the matter? don’t believe in RECYCLING? ❜

#❪ 𝗶'𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗿. ❫ * 💔 . in. ◞#im gonna cry #nsft /#unsanitary /#fizzaroIIi

💚 💖

pros and cons of dating yours truly / not accepting!

💚 - usually an early relationship thing, but blitzo is undeniably averse to pda of any kind. it’s not you, it’s the fact he knows and has gone through the kind of ridicule imps go for dating outside of their kind. (even in, sometimes.) the way he reacts to it can be alarming to some: like you’re either trying to hurt him or getting aggressive out of nowhere. but he does his best to explain it and set that boundary.

💖 - BUT. he can be extremely intimate in private, and likes touch and romantic gestures more than he lets on. it can be annoying to some, even, with how clingy he can get. he’ll make excuses to touch you: guiding your hands when you’re doing something, spade of his tail left idle against your back, meaningless kisses, etc. it even shows in his sleep, clinging onto you like a fucking koala, or ending up on top of you like a cat.

#❪ 𝗳𝗮𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀. ❫ * 💔 . hc. ◞#candyredmuses

❛ suddenly SUPER thirsty. just puttin’ that out there. ❜

#❪ 𝗶'𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗿. ❫ * 💔 . in. ◞#im done.#dash com.#nsft /#unsanitary /

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