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[coleduncan-deactivated20150617]

[phantom-shadow-deactivated20120]

chadington:

This world never ceases to amaze me.

[doug-teddie]

song of storms is my favorite zelda song

[observando]

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry.

(via bl-ossomed)

[sabre-fish]

The signs as birds with arms

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

[pajamaslam-deactivated20190101]

birdsphere

[yves420]

finally a horoscope post i can get behind

[everythingcanbenothing]

Remember yourself as a little girl, she is counting on you to protect her.

(via middecember)

I love seeing this on my dash, it’s what keeps me going

(via rediscoveringhappiness)

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(via bewildered-youth)

[dorites-deactivated20241117]

[sexxxpensive]

Nope. Not taking any chances.

[prettyfuckingepic]

Not risking it

[kittensandlove]

Better safe than sorry man

[spokenwordajcp]

Nope not risking it homie

[blk-xniverse]

.-.

[essiegolden]

welp lol

[urbanjoker-deactivated20250728]

Gosh why do I keep doing this

[awwww-cute]

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

[blu3b43r]

I dated him and I regret it so much this is disgusting

[drakebarmitzva]

*gets up before noon* man i really have my shit together today i am so ready for life someone fight me i feel pure

[flomation]

SOMETHING AMAZING HAPPENED TODAY

[shifty-sie]

Where is this guy i wanna find him and get one of these if at all possible

[flomation]

She’s was just a random artist in New York and was just sitting by her booth thing and I was like OMG DAD STOP I SAW SOMEONE ELSE DO THIS THING ON TUMBLR AND I WANT TO GET ONE OF THE THINGS

[aurol]

all i want is tattoos and to be hot as fuck

[huffpost]

This ‘Harry Potter’ Parody Of ‘Uptown Funk’ Is Everyone’s New Patronus

Time to shut down the Internet: KFaceTV released the “Uptown Funk” parody to end it all. It imagines what the toe-tapping hit from Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars would sound like if sung by Lord Voldemort.

Listen to the full song for more hilarious “Harry Potter” puns then you can handle. 

[pizza-slut-xo]

I’m soooo doing this for my next essay.

[pigment-ed]

where the fuck has this been my entire life

[macleod]

fuck man

[labyrinthheaven]

Some 20s lingo

[meme-loving-stuck]

!!!

[natasalways]

fuck how am i supposed to memorize all this for daily use

[paristexaz]

Notice how some of these are coming back…

[tylerisnotafraid-deactivated202]

[martinfreemansmiddlefinger]

In cinema, gloves are regularly used to represent hiding one’s true intentions. Characters often seen wearing gloves are normally hiding something 

Frozen is a perfect example of this

Elsa obviously uses gloves to hide her powers and doesn’t show her true self until she discards them 

BUT GUESS WHO ELSE WEARS GLOVES THE ENTIRE MOVIE

Well played Disney… well played

[fushigikid]

I’m onto you, you fucking rat.

[redstainedledger]

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

[kayascodeliaro]

“I killed myself and went to heaven and yeah, it’s really good in heaven. But I regret it, ‘cause I wanted to live on earth a little longer. You remain dead for all eternity, but you’re alive only for a brief moment.”

Lilja 4-ever (2002)

[flyngdream]

[blu3b43r]

I am in love with this

Bruh

Close your eyes right before it loops

Woah.