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gothgfs

me to a waitress when she tells me of a minor inconvenience: no problem! that’s okay!

waitress: ??! you’re so kind! thank you! i’m so sorry!!

me: are you Ok

professorsparklepants

me, gently touching the waitress’ arm: who hurt you

rowark

Because the waitress is literally expecting you to lose your shit over a minor inconvenience, because that’s way more common than someone being polite about it.

magicmumu

Me: Who hurt you?

Waitress: Baby Boomers

pockicchi-backup

harold-shes-lesbian

this is too real though

girlsandart

SNL has pretty much never given any fucks but lately they’re at the point of giving negative fucks

localstarboy

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH IM DEAD 😂💀

thenamesjavii

I don’t know why I want more

localstarboy

Lmfaaaoooo @ the barbers face tho 😭😭

imleft-handed-deactivated202011

Not all heroes wear capes

mariposa-nena-deactivated201911

joshpeck

this changed me as a person

eternal-nova-deactivated2018011

I’m in tears!

lady-fett

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

sinnerbird

im going to start a thread of pokemon drawn to the sizes of the things theyre based on

here, i’ll start

sinnerbird

also this thread is open to anyone

sinnerbird

very-salty-popcorn

A very small boi enters

5radchan

@alpha-bread

alpha-bread

!!!!! This is Zangoose she’s pointy and I love her

pettyartist

I chose the littlest ones cause the BIG ones were always tadpoles and the little ones were always poliwogs.

A pocket sized boy

@kingxfmischief

but everything changed when the fire puppy attacked

luisonte

seshrat

“i wish pokemon were real!”

beedrill is three feet tall

gooey-goodra-deactivated2017081

yeah but lets be real here if it meant I could live in a world with completely free healthcare and take tours across entire countries on foot with superpowered animal/else companions I would fight a hundred fucking beedrill at once naked with only a butter knife

scarabrute-deactivated20181203

as i say every time i see this post,

you can catch beedrill and earn the purest fucking love from its little bee heart with a muffin you earn playing a minute of yarn toss

beedrill is not your enemy

lesbianmichelmishina

Let’s think about life in the Pokemon world for a minute…

First of all, there’s universal free healthcare across the planet. That’s more that a lot of places in our world can say. Moreover, fresh water on this world is apparently so nutrient-rich that it can cure moderate injuries, to say nothing of what berries can do. Therefore, the inhabitants of this world are probably very physically healthy, and those with disabilities (who by default cannot be “healthy”) don’t have to worry about losing their healthcare due to lack of money.

Politics-wise, there isn’t much of a government. Despite this, the world seems relatively peaceful. Private individuals, some as young as eleven, can be expected to deal with crime themselves. War has occurred in the past, but the general political sentiment appears to be very anti-war - cruelty is strongly frowned upon.

Economically, it’s true that there are some people with economic issues - like that one dude in Mauville Hills in ORAS - but generally there doesn’t seem to be a whole lot of homelessness or poverty. Some people are more well-off than others - vastly so in some cases - but largely poverty doesn’t seem to exist.

Then there’s the wildlife.

Strange, supernatural creatures of unknown origin and great power populate this planet. An unarmed adult human is no match for even one of these creatures. But the vast majority of the wildlife is extremely friendly to the point where it’s almost all domesticated. Small children are given these creatures as companions and allowed to go out into the open world with them, as they will be safe and able to survive.

Even the scariest of these monsters can be tamed with love and care. Beedrill will love you if you toss yarn at it, sure. So will things like Gyarados, Hydreigon, and the Pokemon equivalent of Lucifer. No Pokemon is untameable so long as you are kind to it.

This in turn has fostered a culture of kindness. It is infinitely more rewarding to be kind to the living creatures around you. Those who are cruel are quickly steamrollered by those who build up close, loving bonds. Even then, a lot of people are concerned that this society of love and kindness is somehow too cruel (to the point where it was the entire plot of gen V).

That love and kindness is extended to all humans. People trust random strangers who walk into their homes. Items are randomly just given out on the street, often for no reward beyond a warm fuzzy feeling. Almost comical levels of generosity and acceptance are expected on this planet. And if you decide to betray that and take advantage of people…

Well, I hope you like having your ass kicked by an adorable eleven-year-old with a nice hat and a yarn-loving Beedrill.

l2la

THIS IS SO NICE

I LOVE THIS POST

bluesubstitute

fun fact, a myth in the pokemon world (specifically DPP) states that pokemon where worried about humans surviving on there own! so they all spoke about how to look after these squishy notpokemon, and they came up with the idea to be companions and friends. so whenever a human that’s trustworthy walks into the grass they present themselves, if a human earns there respect in battle they will aid that human as long as they are needed every pokemon that appears in cave, surfing and tall grass canonically wants to be your friend also unless you use a master ball if a pokemon does not want to be caught It Can’t Be. it’s only by showing of your skill in battle that a pokemon will want to join you. so even legendaries want to be your friend!! that’s why some legendary Pokemon (usually ones who present themselves to you) have low catch rates! they respect you and understand you can use there skill for good!

edit cause i remembered: this could also be used to explain why traded pokemon can disobey you, you didn’t earn the respect of there actual trainer and so you have to have the right skill level (badges, island challenges) for them to listen and trust you

mrnelson007

This whole thing is so pure and way better than “Pokemon is superpowered dogfighting!” or whatever.

archiemcphee

Happy New Year! 2018 is the Year of the Doggo. This doesn’t officially happen until the Chinese New Year on February 16th, 2018, but we’re so excited about it that we want to start celebrating the awesomeness of our canine friends right away.

Thankfully Bored Panda assembled a collection of dog-related snapchats that are equal parts cute, heartwarming, and hilarious. These are some of our favorites. Click here for many, many more.