BLUDTHIRSTYDINO

I post whatever i'm interested in. almost everything is in a queue so it's spread out through the day. i guess i'm technically a multifandom blog but it's turned into mostly bad puns and cute animals...

[beardedmrbean]

[rockshitty]

Gandalf throwing his staff at gollum is what really makes this

[captain-snark]

Thank you for commenting because I was going to scroll past this. 

[climbermedic-deactivated2023080]

@carnalreincarnated

[greenheart-anon]

[caspercryptid]

New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep

[caspercryptid]

Worse sleep. That was meant to say worse sleep

[caspercryptid]

I Am So Fucking Tired

[caspercryptid]

Literally immediately after reblogging this to correct it I went "wow, it has a reblog already?" And got all the way to checking my notifs before I realized. That it was me.

[caspercryptid]

I actually wasn't that far off you guys

[caspercryptid]

HOLY SHIT THE POST IS SAVED

[caspercryptid]

Anyway horse sleep: sleep, but horse. Worse. Sleep but worse. Definitely one of the two.

[caspercryptid]

We shall have a summer wedding

[furball-for-a-head]

[Image ID 1 : Google search result for "how long do horses sleep" - 2.9 hours of daily sleep. End ID 1]

[Image ID 2 : Answer to additional suggested google search, "How long does a horse sleep at night?" - "It turns out that horses do not require a lot of REM sleep - roughly two to three hours a night, typically in short bursts of ten to twenty minutes at a time. A typical night as a horse will involve grazing, snoozing standing up, and short periods of lying flat out to get some serious shut eye." End ID 2]

[Image ID 3 : Reblog notification from @hallowthyname, tagged # posts that have 20k. to me. End ID 3]

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Photographs from Cats (and their Dykes), eds. Irene Reti and Shoney Sien. 1. Beth Karbe, “Sister and Judy” 2. Tam Garson, “Tara and Phineas” 3. Cathy Cade 4. Beth Karbe, “New York City Cat and Susan” 5. Cathy Cade, “Jeri: Shalea and Omar, my New York and California babies, the constants in my life” 6. Cathy Cade, “Ours” 7. Caroline Overman, “Tee Corinne” 8. Beth Karbe, “Self-Portrait with Louise” 9. Susan Logan, “Marie and Tiffany”

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[silverhawk]

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

[wbicepuppy]

no come back ma’am

[spoookiepie]

*under my breath* underwater girlfriend

[transmechanicus]

underwater wife

[jambambles]

Underwater love of my underwater life

[gailynovelry]

There are benefits to being a marine biologist

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[vampariart]

i am insane <3 PRINTS

[liberalsarecool]

Take away the rich kid toys. Save the planet

[only-tiktoks]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[only-tiktoks]

[swan2swan]

Millions of Years of Immutable Evolutionary Law: “Cats shall have litters of many offspring at one time. Some will be weak or stricken with disease--they will perish to allow the stronger siblings to escape, and to satiate other predators in order to reduce competition and encourage the existence of more capable adults.”

Human Beings:

[greenheart-anon]

[scalygems]

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[void-the-bear]

@is-the-snake-video-cute look at it!

[puttingherinhistory]

“All this extra work is affecting women’s health. We have long known that women (in particular women under fifty-five) have worse outcomes than men following heart surgery. But it wasn’t until a Canadian study came out in 2016 that researchers were able to isolate women’s care burden as one of the factors behind this discrepancy. ‘We have noticed that women who have bypass surgery tend to go right back into their caregiver roles, while men were more likely to have someone to look after them,’ explained lead researcher Colleen Norris.

This observation may go some way to explaining why a Finnish study found that single women recovered better from heart attacks than married women – particularly when put alongside a University of Michigan study which found that husbands create an extra seven hours of housework a week for women. An Australian study similarly found that housework time is most equal by gender for single men and women; when women start to cohabit, ‘their housework time goes up while men’s goes down, regardless of their employment status’.”

- Caroline Criado-Pérez’s Invisible Women: Exposing Data Bias in a World Designed for Men

[grawly]

i love tommy wiseau because nobody but tommy wiseau knows exactly who he is

nobody knows where exactly he was born, or anything about his past. “tommy wiseau” isnt even his real name

fuck nobody even knows how old he really is

[thespacegoat-deactivated2016100]

he’s also a multi billionaire and no one has any idea where he acquired that fortune

his whole life literally makes no sense

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[simonalkenmayer]

“Its lazy for cashiers to sit down

And it’s weird to care. Work shouldn’t be an endurance test. Let me sit. We’re not doing a survivor challenge. You don’t think people can sit down and work at the same time? You’re gonna be real mad when you find out what an office is.”