BOGUS

[blue-bingus]

Hello ladies, gentlemen, and assorted fruit

Call me Blue, pronouns are she/he

Any racism, sexism, homophobia, or any other bigoted behavior isn’t allowed anywhere here

I’m an idiot so I will misunderstand many things. Pleas be patient with me <3

Feel free to dm, I don’t know how to talk to others tho

Have a very, very unhealthy obsession with Just Roll With It, the absurdly powerful d&d podcast

whipped this up because everyone has one

[blue-bingus]

J is transfem and her cool sick femme drone legs were transplanted on her male legs and that’s why her legs are only halfway girl legs

[dad-fucker666]

shout out to men attracted to men with no men attracted to them

[blue-bingus]

Watching sonic three and knucles just saiD IT IS MY DESTINY!!! HE’S LITERALLY GILLION TITSTRIDER CHAMPION OF THE UNDERSEA HERO OF THE DEEP

[mlm-blues]

i want him to bother me!!!!!!!! i want him to annoy me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pester me bug me torment me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blue-bingus]

I need someone to love me like a moth to a lamp, PLEASE!!!

[jrwiconfessions]

i genuinely get so irrationally angry when people say chip is a bad cook or a bad dancer because those are two of the VERY FEW THINGS. he can do half decently in canon. like can we just let him have this one. guys. guys please.

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[skywerse]

LET!!!! HIM!!!! COOK!!!

[here-there-be-drag0ns]

let chip cook good god let chip cook

thinking about chip slipping into the kitchen while everyone's busy and earl's taking a break to throw together some ingredients into a really good hot meal. I bet on top of being good at just cooking and baking in general, Chip acquired the skill of knowing how to make something tasty and filling out of literally just whatever he can find in the cabinets. No reciepe, nothing, just a fuck-it-we-ball attitude and the memory of cold nights throwing together whatever he and his brother managed to scrounge up and steal into something that'll hold them over till they can get their next meal.

also thinking about gillion having a nightmare and chip making him toast as a reassurance that he's awake and this is real, because it's what chip made for him after his curse nightmare so it became a marker to gillion that he's safe and can let himself calm down.

[elisamoonlight23]

YES!!! Finally someone who thinks like me!

I have the headcanon that chip is an excellent Cook

Not only that but chip canonicaly is a good artist (proven with gills book) but he also is a good dancer (on multiple ocasions where he need to dance he had really good roles, like 19 on grimms and somewhere near 20 on loffinlot's party)

So now I have this headcanon that he knows A LOT of different dances like: tango, waltz (and its variations), ballet (because hes a little acrobat boy :) ), cuban rumba, salsa, samba, folk dance, belly dance, ballroom and swing.

And in my head he is good in many things and learn to be versatile in a lot of different thing because I imagine that had to take many different types of "jobs" or accept a variety of different "services" from his time as a theif in skullslice, be it infiltratring himself as a waiter or a bartender on a gala/soiree or disguising as a dancer in an enemy gang territory (at this point it probally can be considered a mafia)

So Jay and Gill would oftenly ask him where did he learn to do those things or how he knew that much about something and he would anwser with something like: "Learned in one of my jobs" or "I know/knew someone" and even "I learned in one of the services that I used to do", maybe "I had to do some services" or to vary "It was one of my bread and butter". And other vague anwsers

Also, one of these days I would like to animate him belly dancing to this song

Its basically this animatic

But chip is Ellsee (the one with the ankh choker/ in the thumbnail) and the other one dancing (Arcjec) can gill or jay, idk

Bonus: I aciddentaly typed "god dancer" while trying to type "good dancer* 💀

[sqlointrocks]

warning: falling in love with Gillion Tidestrider will change you irrevocably, be it for better or for worse.

[blue-bingus]

👉👈

[son-of-lunadeyis]

im a little surprised i've never seen more stuff about the role Destiny's Blade could/would play in Fish n Chips

like. when Gillion is in the dungeon, DB sticks with Chip and is so kind to him, and even praises him to Gillion when Gill gets back. in the promised bastion, the second DB teleports to Gillion there's nothing else spoken than "Chip is about to die" and Gillion fucking blue-blurs it up the building to get to him

aren't Gillion and Destiny's Blade soulbound or something? hm?? i'm just saying. that silly sword cares about Chip just as much as Gillion does

[blue-bingus]

JRJFXKDIOSIDBD

gay people, save me..

[robotlovejuice]

I just played 'It Is As If You Were Making Love'.

Holy shit it's so hot I can't function properly.

[blue-bingus]

Uhm… we don’t talk about it

[tht-pigeon]

Reblog if you're on team "don't touch me without my permission but if you have my permission please never stop touching me"

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👉👈

[blue-bingus]

I’m back in America, crime will resume shortly

[shady-ratt]

Can we start giving jrwi characters Pokemon

[thannydevotee]

does runt get ratata

[shady-ratt]

yes

[mere-little-guy]

pretzel is an inkay and jays starter was totally a fletchling

[shady-ratt]

oh 100% Inkay Pretzel actually fits so much and all the Ferins would prolly get a bird starter

[blue-bingus]

Gillion’s starter was Pretzel, and I feel like Chip would get an Aipom

[sebastian-stardewturnedmegay]

new evil autistic flirting where I vaguely imitate your mannerisms and really hope you notice and it never goes any further than that

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Skinwalker rizz

[cupids-poison-blog]

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

[kat-the-oddity]

As a trans man. Yes. I’m a real man and so are the rest of us.

[gingerkyuketsuki]

i love how the reblog-to-like ratio is 8:1

[blue-bingus]

I hate CRAVING for that one guy. Because I want to talk to them about their interests all day while our bodies slowly intertwine, but I know that if I even talk to them they’ll be disgusted by me. And no matter how hard I want to fix myself for them, I know I never will. So I just stay back and shut up because I’ve always done it, so why stop now?

[blue-bingus]

Breast

[jupiterrr33]

i need to take photos of a pretty boy with my polaroid camera then draw cute hearts on the images