Okay, I am really obsessed with this joke. I literally reblog it every time I see it.
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Okay, I am really obsessed with this joke. I literally reblog it every time I see it.
i get really bored in museums but you have to admit thereās something incredibly homosexual about looking at the same painting as the stranger next to you
the two of us, silently staring at a bowl of plums? thatās homoerotic right there
happy black history months <3
This is the money nigga.
It only appears every 587,432,258,943 posts. Reblog in 12 minutes, and money will make its way to you in the next 48 hours.
if you not black and you reblog this you 100% going to hell
bitch i just got overpaid this shit really work
Never forget.
iāma leave this here since some of yāallās racism is jumping tf out on beyoncĆ©ās internet
So, 100% this is some racist shit. But I canāt help but wonder if another part of it is that Twilight and Gossip Girl areĀ āgirlyā, and Star Wars is like a pillar of nerd culture and is suppose to be taken seriously.Ā
So white men, making fun of white girls is like, a seminal part of culture. Comedians have made entire acts about it.Ā
Men of color, making fun of things beloved by white men is one of the most subversive acts that can be committed.Ā
It is intersectional. And also shitty as fuck.
This is a thing Iāve been trying to put into words for A Time
Especially if you remember that everyone fucking loves it when Harrison Ford hates on Star Wars. Should be the same for every actor who does.
I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.
But now the company holiday party is upon us.
And Iāve been lying about the girlfriend.
I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.
I like that people have two reactions to this post.
Reasonable: ājust say she couldnāt make it!ā
Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU
And so it begins
Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.
Apparently you canāt solicit a date as a āgigā
I now see my mistake
Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.
My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating
Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine š
By the way Iām in a relationship with this woman now
This is the feedback Iāve been looking for
This is awesome
So, thereās an entire section of TikTok called #shantytok and I guess what Iām trying to say is that if youāre curious about how Iām spending my weekend, itās that.
This has been stuck in my head for DAYS
The Hague, Netherlands: Spanish street musician Borja Catanesi and the 68 year old dancer from The Hague mr Roland Parijs
imagine just playing your guitar and you come across the FUNKIEST grandpa
mood
i feel entitled to financial compensation from the heart attacks alone
Please make a cool little black boys cartoon
Ayyeee
since it seems someone removed the source, these (and many other awesome cool little black boys animations) were done by @shaz-enrico
i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang
Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer āliked my attitudeā
REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE
me reading the same post 5 times in a row because everyone has the same mutuals
Kya: Dad, I have to tell you something...Iām gay
Aang, thinking about Kyoshi: