♡ champagne supernova in the sky.

emma. melbourne. argentinian. 21. 24 pack of nuggets in one hand and a marlboro red in the other. insta: ef_w

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[innovadesexual]

[biocrafthero]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Tried to tip a tumblr blog at 1am and it was such a suspicious transaction it immediately put a full fraud freeze on my account

Fortunately, banks no longer just ask 'did you make that transaction' they want to make sure you weren't scammed into making that transaction and 5mins after their call will give away all your money anyway.

This is an honest to goodness life saving movement and I cannot be happier banks are adopting it

Unfortunately, it meant I had to have the most embarrassing financial call of my life

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Me: Ah yeah I was just trying to tip a tumblr blog

Cash: right and were you directed there by a Facebook link? An Instagram advert?

Me: no I was just on tumblr...on purpose

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Caah: and this person asked you for money?

Me: oh no they just had a funny story, which happened to be about money and I thought, "wouldn't it be funny if I tipped them"

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Me: * covering a reblog by reblog update on the adventures my mutual was having *

Cash: okay I don't think that can actually happen though..

Me: It might not have, but i was happy to tip them just because it was funny

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Cash: and how well do you think you know this person?

Me: *considers explaining how much I know about a beloved mutual without ever knowing their name or face* ... I have no idea who this person is

I think in the end Cash decided there was no saving me from myself

[dungeon-moss]

[intactics-deactivated20250505]

does anybody have the shark tank kratom dog ashes "that's a perky!" screenshot

[importantandunavoidable]

[barcelonas]

pure poetry

[flipchild]

[despazito]

[cryptotheism]

if I was a trump staffer I'd be showing him realistic AI generated videos of Frankenstein beating people up

[cryptotheism]

Mister President it happened again. You have to help them. Please you have to help america.

[senatortedcruz]

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

[akashicrecord]

daddy as fuck I feel daddy as fuck daddy as fuck I feel I feel

[akashicrecord]

How is everyone's Saturday night going

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

Me: am I gonna recover from tuberculosis 😢😢

My Etsy tarot deck: 𝓼𝓲𝔁 𝓸𝓯 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝔀𝓫𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼

[paperandpencilsandskips]

This is fucking killing me. Like what

[aflo]

Lend your power to me, lion...

[gondwana]

[dogpuppy]

[wosp-reactivated]

Plastic bong

[dogpuppy]

What a beautiful baby name

Here I made this

[metropolitanmutantofark]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

i'm so tired of social media users saying "successful people are abusing stimulants". unsuccessful people are too. #WEMATTER

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

just found out i can enter buildings without asking if i just drive my maserati through the front door. weve never been so back