blue-time53

Hey guys. Random stuff here, whenever I feel like it. Maybe you'll find something you like. If you're lucky. Random musings, rambling, stuff that can't really be labeled, stories, funny stuff. Enjoy.

[30-minute-memes]

You guys inspired me to spread some positivity at my school

[catchymemes]

[blue-time53]

Mercy

[blue-time53]

Change da world. My fi nal message Good by

[onlyusefulphrases]

A fair question

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

I just ate three packing peanuts

[foreveralone-lyguy]

[stand]

my hero

[autumnyte-old]

I was worried that the cleaner might have lost her job over this, but apparently the company that employs her stood up for her and said she was just doing her job. 

Now I can comfortably lol. 

[soradiesinkh3]

god bless you lady cause these white ppl out of hand

[alexandra-erin]

If modern art is supposed to challenge the viewer by posing the question, “What is art, really?”, it needs to be prepared for viewers to answer that question.

[not-mitchell]

Art: what is art, really? Cleaning Lady: not this

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Mordern art has gone too far

[egberts]

[mass-destruction-blog-deactivat]

HEAH

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’ve thought about this post every day for the past 5 years

[catchymemes]

[blue-time53]

Man, I wish I'd known this a week ago... Oh well :)

[noahnomore]

[racial]

december 12, 2019. i would like to hold a hand

[scringlegrup42]

Me too bitch, you ain’t special.

[racial]

i am special . .And so are you, we dont need to fight

[blue-time53]

"Bro I feel [ ]"

"I remember when I used to feel that way. You'll be OK. I know I was"

OK great. Glad to know YOU were OK. But that doesn't help me any. Seek to serve, not to solve. You will be valued far more if you do that

[catasters]

[blue-time53]

She's waiting for her husband to come home from the war

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[blue-time53]

Me except the suicidal bit probably

[amphany]

[lizilla]

Goodbye Lads im heading to the north pole!

[lizilla]

Uh Oh! I forgot the keys to my reindeer! Gotta turn around

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

twinks are down 1.25%

[thetyrannosaur]

call that a bear market

[sovietsofficial]

I hate that that statement is actually correct.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

I just want someone to go out with tonight and share stories and hopes and dreams and then retire home to stare longingly at one another until our desire overcomes us and we fall into each others arms and you devour my head during mating leaving the brain stem for me to complete insemination while you begin to consume my body to provide nutrients for your eggs.

Is that so much to ask?

[facts-i-just-made-up]

That’s how praying mantises mate. I haven’t even started on banana slugs. On a plane of their own mucus they extend their genitals from holes in the sides of their heads, organs containing both male and female reproductive structures that grow to the size of their entire bodies and entwine with such complexity that one slug will often have to chew off the penis of its partner to get free.

Why can’t I find a single woman in Los Angeles who understands this and supports me in my natural sex positivity, and fetishes for mantid and molluscoid mating techniques?

It’s not like I’m asking to mate like an anglerfish. That would just be pervy.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

I mean I don’t mean to kinkshame anglerfish. It’s natural for them to hook up by having the male chomp onto the female’s body and slowly be digested by his own secreted enzymes which fuse him to her skin and circulatory system from which he absorbs nutrients as he becomes little more than genital glands which the female can use to inseminate herself and that’s okay.

I’m not even saying I wouldn’t be up for trying it if I met the right person. I’m open. hmu.

[blue-time53]

Nightmare post