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Dear diary, 🔞 /sometimes I watch things/I rarely doodle/currently mgs brainrot/bad english

[blueautomatique]

[important-cat-pics]

[trashboat]

at th club and dj won’t stop playing morse code beats

[trashboat]

when me and Jean-Michel make it out of the trench with dry socks and no infections

[neat-deadandlive-things]

The creature outside my window that has been building a nest all week finally had a baby!

[genderfluid-druid]

[ID: Two photos of a large excavator at a construction site. Next to it, very small by comparison, is a compactor. End ID]

[ninjasmudge]

ive been in here so long........

[blamhammer]

Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence: After the Long Goodbye

[tenochre]

too cool to jerk off to pictures of women with impossible hip to waist ratios yet not cool enough to jerk off to the concept of being killed, the rōnin pervert wanders this land in search of a slightly-higher-concept yet not totally abstract form of fetish posting

[tenochre]

community-sourced suggestions for the rōnin pervert (and, by extension, me) can broadly be sorted into three categories: 1: fetish that's mundane enough that it makes me realize just how far out of my circle this post has traveled 2: thing I'm already into 3: so esoteric that I feel blessed to have had your attention on my post for even a moment category 1:

category 2:

category 3:

[blueautomatique]

The past few days I just swim to exhaustion, I crawl back to the shore like a castaway and then I devour a bag of chips while I'm shaking wrapped in my towel. I think this is how life is supposed to be.

[blueautomatique]

Petting the beach cat

[darkerthandarknesstyle93]

my light yagami quotebot on twitter very conveniently posted this a couple of hours after charlie kirk got domed and i havent stopped laughing since

[thyrell]

look at todays featured wikipedia article

[thyrell]

[thyrell]

[noelle-ism]

A better view of the Wikipe-tan and Adult Commons-Tan piece

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[cryptotheism]

nabokov killing a grey alien with a shovel: I awoke unremarkably to find my mother's favorite birdbath in the process of molestation by the grey nubs of some fat fingered and bug eyed hominid of vulcanized complexion. Being at the end of my wits and the begining of an experimental streak, I angrily shod and the fetched the heavy steel shovel from the garage. There was an exchange of swears and brandished gardening tools and extraterrestrial gibbering, at which point I -with all the vigor I could muster- beat the horny little hominid into a grey and yogurtish pulp

[cryptotheism]

David Foster Wallace killing a grey alien with a shovel: David awoke in the same bleary unremarkable haze that marks the beginning to all of his mornings. Despite the ostensible unremarkability of the morning, David found that the birdbath, located in his front yard, was on the receiving end of romantic advances from some bug eyed and grey skinned little freak of an extraterrestrial. David hated dealing with this sort of thing. It reminded him of his father. It was only after fumbling for some discarded gaudy tennis shoes and a clean untended steel shovel, that David felt properly equipped to tackle the challenge at hand. "You effete little cocksucker!" he bellowed. "get a load of this!" The muted clang of the shovel was not unsatisfying to David. The sensation, not unlike cutting into a overripe melon, or batting a woodrotted tree stump. He took this as license to continue twisting his body, angling it for proper leverage and angle, to maximize the force of swung cold steel against definitely feminine rubbery dermis.

[txttletale]

had a dream that the hot new meme here was a photo of a rat color shifted to be yellow and dark blue and captioned "this is the kind of foolish film that always receives praise and accolades these days"

[hi-im-kaybee]

[apricops]

as part of their ongoing boycott, Canada will no longer provide the US with totally real long-distance girlfriends who definitely exist

[somarysueme]

i do think Kojima often has interesting and salient social commentary. He is writing speculative fiction that is asking questions worth asking. But also it not infrequently feels like he’s imagining a fantastic reality where men can have sex with each other. And he says “wouldn’t that be interesting? If men could have sex with other men?” And you say “but Hideo, men can have sex with other men.” And he says, “yes, in fiction anything is possible.” And you say “no, Hideo, in reality. Men are having sex with each other in reality right now. it’s actually happening.” And he says “I like to think about this hypothetical world. I think about it a lot.” And you say, “You could also have sex with men if you wanted to. Do you want to have sex with other men?” And he says “What if when you were horny you didn’t have to put up with bitches? Amazing to think about…”

[mo-ok]

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