birdy writes stuff

heart conditions ficlet: you give me the electric twist

idk ~800 words of blainson in an elevator because i love bri.

Jackson is convinced that the elevators at Seattle Grace are purposely slow. He can still remember his time at Mercy West. The elevators were efficient. They had places to be, patients to move, and time could not be wasted between the floors. He has lost track of how many times he has entered the elevator, only to be faced with the last person on earth he wants to see. It’s a big hospital! He knows this. After the merger, he had gotten lost in the hallways more than once. But there’s something about those elevators that seems to make them a magnet for awkward situations.

#heart conditions fic #blainson #fic rec

katrina - making me ship pairings i didn't even think were possible since march 2011

V: So who's the boy?

K: What boy? I don't know what you're talking about.

V: You know exactly what I'm talking about. Tall, dark, and dopey - the one in your facebook photos. I know you. You have a type. That is your type.

K: *sigh* Fine, you caught me. His name is Finn...

more v. mars is kurt's cousin crossover nonsense.

#veronica mars #glee #kurt hummel #crossover #vmars/glee crossover #kinn #gameboycolorfic

a heart conditions mix

hello seattle - owl city

eyes - rogue wave

the sound of settling - death cab for cutie

fixed - stars

16 military wives - the decemberists

i hear the bells - mike doughty

masochist - ingrid michaelson

reunion - stars

the underdog - spoon

#heart conditions #heart conditions fic #glassparade #blaine anderson #jackson avery #callie torres #arizona robbins #blainson #calzona #grey's anatomy #glee #crossover

pimpin' this out cause the heart conditions 'verse is fun and kat has good taste in music

aaronmarquis-deactivated2017110

#kurtbastian #seblaine #sebklaine #ot3: climb them BOTH like a tree blaine

but then they had a threesome instead

seblaine feels~

okay so i see stuff about ‘seblaine not being a serious ship wah wah get it off my dash go away sebastian’ and that’s fine if you feel that way, and i’m even going to give you some advice:

blacklist it

move on

find a picture of something you like and go smile it

and eat something really good

like chipotle

that said, i have feelings! so proceeding further in the entry when you know it’s not something you’re going to like means someone dropped you on the head! i just explained that you won’t like it! what’s wrong with you?

also there will be talk of post-klaine, so if that offends your delicate sensibilities, proceed with caution. (not anti-klaine. POST-KLAINE.)

#klaine fanfic #klaine #kurt hummel #blaine anderson #tw: depression #fic rec

bring a teddy bear to hug cause you're going to want to hug blaine and it's the next best thing.

crisscolfer snippet

i didn't get any hearts but kat told me to post this anyway so i am. it's from a prequel to Taste The Rainbow. general crackiness ahoy

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“I have a problem.” Darren announces this in a very serious voice as he flops on the floor at Lea’s feet. He leans against her knees and rests his weary head in her lap, heaving a sigh. She rolls her eyes but obligingly sets her script aside and makes soothing sounds. “What’s up?” She pats the air above his head, because his hair is still gunked up with Blaine’s gel and therefore unpleasant to touch. Sometimes she suffers serious pangs of sympathy for Darren’s scalp but usually she just pokes his hair to make sure it hasn’t actually turned into a helmet. The sigh she gets in response is loud and mournful. Drama queen. “Have you ever had a completely inappropriate crush on a co-worker?” Oh. Oh. Lea sits up a bit straighter at that, one hand going to her heart. She’s touched, she really is. “Oh, Darren. Oh, that is just so very sweet of you. I’m flattered, I really am, but -” “It’s not you.” “Well why the hell not?!”

#crisscolfer #wip #snippet #sneak peak #gameboycolorfic #rpf #fanfiction

you mean this kat?

I AM SAD YOU DIDN'T FINISH

because

I really like the art

for every heart i get in my ask, i’ll post something from a WIP or something

#come at me bro

starkyen

“Tell me what you need me to do.”

make out

i mean

what

who said that

#blinn #*__*

all of lissa’s posts turn into party posts

i am fairly awesome that way.

*snorting at the very thought*

i’m trying to write actual klaine fic (and the tumblr one) but i’m trapped in the HC headspace. HELP.

I wish I could but I am still fighting with NSL myself when all I want to do is write HC Blaine trapped in a downward spiral towards his nervous breakdown.

I AM A MEAN PERSON.

missgoalie75

It’s okay, I’m working on 3 WIPs that all involve Blaine being an emotional mess. You guys are fine.

If you could see our inboxes…

…we are mean. today we celebrated ourselves for kicking all of Blaine’s emotional support out from under him.

And I actually LOVE Blaine. WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS.

it's fun.

all of lissa’s posts turn into party posts

i am fairly awesome that way.

*snorting at the very thought*

daydreamcharm

We still need a family tag yo.

All of us writers and we can’t come up with one.

On the other hand, this shouldn’t surprise me, every last one of us has trouble titling stories.

TITLES ARE HARD OKAY

all of lissa’s posts turn into party posts

i am fairly awesome that way.

*snorting at the very thought*

i’m trying to write actual klaine fic (and the tumblr one) but i’m trapped in the HC headspace. HELP.

I wish I could but I am still fighting with NSL myself when all I want to do is write HC Blaine trapped in a downward spiral towards his nervous breakdown.

I AM A MEAN PERSON.

what I get from this

is we should all trade stories

and work on them for each other

cause I'm not in the Picket Fence head space and I need to be.

#writer problems

theboyfromclovis

redfezdoc

Give me All The Spy Fics.

chazzam

Spy v. Spy Klaine style? Does this exist? If so, please tell me where I can find it YESTERDAY!!!

Mmm. Can we have it “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” style where they’re married and neither knows the other is a spy till they’re pitted against each other?

missgoalie75

Lissa, you don’t understand my obsession with spies. If someone were to write that, I’d worship them.

So would I, Kris. So would I. It would be painfully sexy and actiony and roooowr.

I’m busy trying to feebly fulfill the fic dreams of 90’s!Klainers or I’d take a stab at it, were I feeling up to it. *L*

Oh yes. I still actually want this.