Haphazard Adventures

Jeeves and Wooster, Master and Commander, Sherlock Holmes, Hornblower, Star Trek, music, coffee, books, memes, Discworld, puzzles, pretty gardens, cozy stuff

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[dappermouth]

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

[boudlo]

[coffeefocusrat]

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[fractally]

don't worry about me when I say this but I think in a way being hunted for sport would be a relief. my nervous system would be like, wow. finally, a proportional reaction

[soundoftheirwings]

Watching birds at Port Mahon

(Feeling so normal about them doing normal things hours)

[dudethatsmypillowcase]

Sketchbook stuff! Every Rocky I draw looks like a completely different guy.

[idiot-mushroom]

my friend wanted me to make this

[mooniewavess]

If Christina Koch went to the moon, I can do this assigment, I can make that phone call, I can try snowboarding for the first time, I can finish this reaserch paper, I can study for that exam, I can get out of bed with a little more wonder. If she could go to the moon, I can do anything.

[classycookiexo]

[monsterblogging]

“Granny Weatherwax was often angry. She considered it one of her strong points. Genuine anger was one of the world's greatest creative forces. But you had to learn how to control it. That didn't mean you let it trickle away. It meant you dammed it, carefully, let it develop a working head, let it drown whole valleys of the mind and then, just when the whole structure was about to collapse, opened a tiny pipeline at the base and let the iron-hard stream of wrath power the turbines of revenge.” - Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters

[tezriaetho]

fuck it we ball (malnourished, heavy eve bags, dehydrated, and on the verge of insanity)

[thelatestkate]

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[infectiouspiss]

a tiny heist went down to rescue Rise and now he's being taken everywhere by Reid Wiseman because he's extremely important (he was supposed to be left on the craft, he has instead been adopted)

[carby]

On the Nasa livestream of the Artemis mission, one of the astronauts just pointed out that they can see the moon out one window and the earth out another and the scale difference is crazy. Mission control replied: "Amaze, amaze, amaze."

[colorcodedquiescence]

ever, green.